18-11-2003, 02:07
Recorded Televised Transmission: Episode 1 of Who Want's to Kill a Barbarian?
[A young blond host in safari clothing holds a microphone while in a helicopter over a small village in Rwanda]
"Greetings to everyone back in civilization, it's me your lovely host Jill Stone of the show "Who Want's to Kill a Barbarian?" The Comedy show where we pick random barbarian settlements and use your suggestions to kill them off! This first episode, we are flying over a small barbarian village in the middle of nowhere in Rwanda, what the primitives don't realize is that soon they wil be dead and that will get them their 15 minutes.
Enough of my mumbo jumbo, let's get Killin'!"
*applause*
[camera angle swiches to bottom of helicopter, three large bombs are on the bottom/ the pilot begins to dive and pushes a button/the bombs drop over the village/ helicopter pulls up/ camera angle gets a good view of the explosions and carnage/Jill begins commentary]
"Oh by FORD that was so funny, get a good shot of that girl over there!"
[image of a little girl running around on fire screaming her head off is shown slowly but surely she begins to slow and falls on the ground/she does not get up/]
"Well, I'll let you get a good view of the show before going to a commercial break and remember, it is what you suggest is what makes this show!"
[Several minutes of images of death and destruction is shown before it jumps to a commercial promoting car wax]
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The Controller Montecarlo Montei
The Community of Brave New Ford World
[A young blond host in safari clothing holds a microphone while in a helicopter over a small village in Rwanda]
"Greetings to everyone back in civilization, it's me your lovely host Jill Stone of the show "Who Want's to Kill a Barbarian?" The Comedy show where we pick random barbarian settlements and use your suggestions to kill them off! This first episode, we are flying over a small barbarian village in the middle of nowhere in Rwanda, what the primitives don't realize is that soon they wil be dead and that will get them their 15 minutes.
Enough of my mumbo jumbo, let's get Killin'!"
*applause*
[camera angle swiches to bottom of helicopter, three large bombs are on the bottom/ the pilot begins to dive and pushes a button/the bombs drop over the village/ helicopter pulls up/ camera angle gets a good view of the explosions and carnage/Jill begins commentary]
"Oh by FORD that was so funny, get a good shot of that girl over there!"
[image of a little girl running around on fire screaming her head off is shown slowly but surely she begins to slow and falls on the ground/she does not get up/]
"Well, I'll let you get a good view of the show before going to a commercial break and remember, it is what you suggest is what makes this show!"
[Several minutes of images of death and destruction is shown before it jumps to a commercial promoting car wax]
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:oYJLKVvu5sgC:gs.cdnow.com/graphics/CMS/54/18554.jpg
The Controller Montecarlo Montei
The Community of Brave New Ford World