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"Who Want's to Kill a Barbarian?" becomes 1# rated

18-11-2003, 02:07
Recorded Televised Transmission: Episode 1 of Who Want's to Kill a Barbarian?

[A young blond host in safari clothing holds a microphone while in a helicopter over a small village in Rwanda]

"Greetings to everyone back in civilization, it's me your lovely host Jill Stone of the show "Who Want's to Kill a Barbarian?" The Comedy show where we pick random barbarian settlements and use your suggestions to kill them off! This first episode, we are flying over a small barbarian village in the middle of nowhere in Rwanda, what the primitives don't realize is that soon they wil be dead and that will get them their 15 minutes.

Enough of my mumbo jumbo, let's get Killin'!"

*applause*

[camera angle swiches to bottom of helicopter, three large bombs are on the bottom/ the pilot begins to dive and pushes a button/the bombs drop over the village/ helicopter pulls up/ camera angle gets a good view of the explosions and carnage/Jill begins commentary]

"Oh by FORD that was so funny, get a good shot of that girl over there!"

[image of a little girl running around on fire screaming her head off is shown slowly but surely she begins to slow and falls on the ground/she does not get up/]

"Well, I'll let you get a good view of the show before going to a commercial break and remember, it is what you suggest is what makes this show!"

[Several minutes of images of death and destruction is shown before it jumps to a commercial promoting car wax]


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The Controller Montecarlo Montei
The Community of Brave New Ford World
18-11-2003, 02:17
North-eastern Europe President turns the TV off. "That was the sickist show I have ever seen."
Hawking
18-11-2003, 02:19
The President of Hawking doesn't have a TV.
Tordor
18-11-2003, 02:21
Goody does that mean we get to do that to your land since your barbarians to us.

Queen Seria
18-11-2003, 02:34
President of Guerrilla Warriors glares at his television. He picks up his phone and begins dialing for the Minister of War then stops and lets out a long sigh.
Aztec National League
18-11-2003, 02:47
--Damn, double post--
Aztec National League
18-11-2003, 02:48
High Chief Quetzalcoatl was fliping though the channels and watched a whole 5 minutes of this crime against humanity and blantant violation of human rights. He though to himself: "Hmmm, well, I guess the FOX network needed to fill in air time. ¡Aye aye aye!, anything to make a cheap buck."
18-11-2003, 02:48
Rule 45# No attacks on the lands and/or persons owned by The Community of Brave New Ford World shall be attempted by the BNFW Broadcasting Company nor it's show "Who Want's to Kill a Barbarian?"


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The Controller Montecarlo Montei
The Community of Brave New Ford World
imported_Terra Matsu
18-11-2003, 02:50
Somebody say FOX? Hey 20th Century Fox, get in here!
Teritora
18-11-2003, 02:51
Queen Seria, Don't you know what seperates us from barbarians such as Brave New Ford World is we don't go around slaughtering people we concider barbarians for petty amusement.

~King Alern.
18-11-2003, 02:54
Prince Ryan watched the whole five minutes of the show stupified, he then called his Royal Advisors and told them that the show was now banned in Mezoprincapala.


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Prince Ryan uth Elood VI
The Principality of Mezoprincapala