NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes it is the rise of a new nation. But what about its inhabitants shall we say? Well, well, well...flying monkeys is the main inhabitants here. Having the IQ slight dimmer then human beings they do business corporations and all that work. They are known as Zarlotheans but to zoologists in new york, they are flying monkeys...or monkeys with yellow wings.
Hunters have hunted this race but be warned...our national motto is very true upon our lands. We lives in hives, yet does that make us small? Our average height is 4'5" and highest would be 5'3". Blast im beings chased by more hunters...gotta run! :wink:

Phew, I lost him. Only took a few minutes. By the way if your not hunting, may you please send us some free defensive systems? All will be appreciated in a later due date, for we are a new and poor and weak and...well you get the idea.


King Zarlo I

New countries must support each other.
Wait, you will get something from our government. In one hour, or less.

Rob de Volen
Arms Manufacturing Ltd.

I'll send you 500 M19a1s and a case of frag grenades..Watch out for them hunters.

(Can't help but have this remind me of the simpsons...)

"Fly my pretties! Fly!"

*A number of winged monkeys jump out of the window and fall to their death.*

"Hmm... Continue the research Smithers."

:lol:

i would like to purchase or employ some monkeys... not for slavery however...

i need helper monkeys...

We can sell you Vananas. It's like Bananas but with a V and grows in colder areas.

I'll send you 500 M19a1s and a case of frag grenades..Watch out for them hunters.

We appreciate it very much, however most probably, most of us wont know how to use it and hurt themselves. So send a manual script on how to use it.

We can sell you Vananas. It's like Bananas but with a V and grows in colder areas.

We can trade bananas for vananas....to try them out how about 20 dozen at a start?

i would like to purchase or employ some monkeys... not for slavery however...

i need helper monkeys...

Im sorry you must have mistaken that I am a human and I own flying monkeys. Im sorry but I am a flying monkey myself and I do not "own" my people. Unlike many of you nations out there you dont own your own people...kinda funny to type it...anyways go to the taverns to do some employing.

New countries must support each other.
Wait, you will get something from our government. In one hour, or less.

Rob de Volen
Arms Manufacturing Ltd.

I'll send you 500 M19a1s and a case of frag grenades..Watch out for them hunters.

We thanks you for the sincere donations

By gods its happening already! One of our hives has been ambushed by hunters. They are stealing the wives and children and skinning the others. Some are skinned alive! DEAR GODS WHAT ANIMALS YOU HUMANS ARE, well only the poachers BUT STILL WHAT ANIMALS YOU ARE!!! I mearly escaped when my tail got cut off. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, MY MOTHER @#$@ING TAIL GOT @#$@ING CUT THE @#$@ OFF!!! O well I guess its just another way to say that we are very weak and we need the most dire help. Um, shoo poacher shoo should be my nations new motto


Sincerly and hopefully futured,
King Zarlo I

We are sending another 25,000 M16a1s with extra ammo. Good luck.

We are sending another 25,000 M16a1s with extra ammo. Good luck.

By gods we thank you, although without sending manuals half of the units using them shot each other and many other people. We have severed an amount of 120,000 by the poachers. However the guns you sent today caused about 40,000. Compare the one day diffrence to the 29 year diffrence...ya my point. In about 29 years your guns will whipe out an amount of 423,400,000 deaths. In others words YOURS GUNS HURT WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO USE IT!!!

*Operation books for M16a1s sent* >point end with hole at bad guy, pull trigger. repeat if neccessary.<

*Operation books for M16a1s sent* >point end with hole at bad guy, pull trigger. repeat if neccessary.<

Suddenly the war is overturned and the 2 poachers who have killed 120,000 flying monkeys over 29 years have been shot and dead.

Dearest primate frinds!

We openly invite your fine nation of flying monkeys to join the Non-human Union region. Within our safe boardes we can not only protect you but create a space for your species to blossom. If however you are unable to move to the region we invite you to join our forum and become a member of the Non-human union. Please reply soon and we will send you the address to the forum or the password to the region.

Dearest primate frinds!

We openly invite your fine nation of flying monkeys to join the Non-human Union region. Within our safe boardes we can not only protect you but create a space for your species to blossom. If however you are unable to move to the region we invite you to join our forum and become a member of the Non-human union. Please reply soon and we will send you the address to the forum or the password to the region.

HOW DARE YOU CALL US PRIMATES! we may be called "monkeys" but we are not actually monkeys. Infact i took the name flying monkey for baby dragons. YES YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED WE ARE ALL BABY DRAGONS
~should look at national animal~
We call ourselves flying monkeys to not attract that much attention. However somehow we did, with those lunatic ring masters of freak shows and such...ho hum the world has its odd an ends


King Zalro I

Thank you for your offer, but if we want bananas, we'll just grab some Vananas and replace the V with a B. We'll send a few crates with bananas and they will be dropped on the poacher's heads which causes pain.

Thank you for your offer, but if we want bananas, we'll just grab some Vananas and replace the V with a B. We'll send a few crates with bananas and they will be dropped on the poacher's heads which causes pain.

um...thanks but the war has anyways ender thanks to the help of Celeborne...the Flying Monkeys thanks the heavens for that nation and its indevious donations.

King Zarlo I