Instead of using human soldiers, we thought it would be good if we could buy monkeys to be used in our military. Are there any monkey markets that have monkeys already trained to fire weapons that we can have/purchase? Please make offers as quick as possible... we want millions of monkeys
Ancient and Holy Terra
17-11-2003, 10:32
...You're a young nation. You can't have millions of men in your...army...
*Looks at previous post*
...Nevermind, I don't think there is a rule against having millions of monkeys in your army. Carry on...
(ooc: We have monkeys trained to throw their own fecal matter, but not trained in the use of firearms. We apologize. :D)
BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD Newbie training monkeys as soldiers by god ive heard more stupid things than that but try, try, try not to do that caus if you do. Well then lets just say theres no place like home cause you will be turning your state into The Wisird Of OZ and then the other nashions will get hurassed then me so then my nashion will have to ceice to live caus monkys will have infested my nashion so dont do it caus it is a BAD BAD BAD BAD idea newbie!!!
(Sorry :( i did not mean to be ofencie to your nashion but try to get a beter start but nothing with monkeys pick something with war or a quest good luck :) .)