NationStates Jolt Archive

In today's news, a new resolution in the UN will make it illegal to cause harm to "any living being". The vagueness of this proposal means that almost all food except for fruit and eggs will be effectively illegal. Meat will definantly be banned. People are currently hoarding food to prepare for the worst. Letilan technology is also being hidden so that a future state of Tu'lîmû who escape starvation will be able to rebuild.

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Mliêstôlkakûmek(Love all as you love yourself)
Racism-the other stupid ideology
Peace, love, and girls with small waists and really big butts!
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
They say, "Just say no to EFA.
Even plants will be off-limits."

Fruit and Eggs are organic, they are made of cells, and have DNA, and at least at some point were technically living.

We suggest you stick to gnawing on plastics and taking big ol bites out of aluminum.

Or resign from the UN as so you would not be bound to the endless amount of resolutions..

That will have to do, CC.

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Mliêstôlkakûmek(Love all as you love yourself)
Racism-the other stupid ideology
Peace, love, and girls with small waists and really big butts!
http://www.sulucas.com/images/steatopygia.jpg
They say, "Just say no to EFA.
Even plants will be off-limits."