NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings from H.I.M. Jones of Novacaucasia.
I would like to extend our invitation to all persecuted lesbians around the world. H.I.M. realises that widespread repression of lesbians for their political beliefs is widespread. We spread wide our arms to welcome any lesbian refugees fleeing tyranny anywhere in the world.*


*only political refugees aged from 18 to 25 will be accepted due purely to the rigours of transportation to our island empire. you will receive free acoomodation in H.I.M's royal pool house until he decides whether you are
a legitimate refugee or not. H.I.M's Imperial Goevernment does not practice, condone, or tolerate lookism or ageism in any way.

p.s. we will gladly swap any lesbian refugees of your nation for our gays.
H.I.M. will be seeing ye later.

rofl

why not asks for all the sluts and prostitutes as well? :P

*blink**smile**snicker**chuckle**full blown laughter*

I love the ideas the newbies come up with...

i think its hot :D

well, if you're getting all the lesbians, mind if we take all the straight females? I kinda have a thing for 'em... something about the fact that they'd want to be with a man gets me goin... cuz, I am a man :P :)

You have enlightened even me, powerbroker.

I have fired the minster who suggested this idea (from an ICBM Imperial cannon). The 'heterosectional' female theory is considerably better.

Greetings,

H.I.M. Jones

P.S. Any nations with an excess of straight females due to an excess of gays may send said females to NOVACAUCASIA. I will pay more than Capsule Corp.

Greetings the Seconde,

H.I.M. Jones 8)