Hi, I'm Fat Tony, ruler of Usuckia. Just so you know, I'm not in the mob. THere is no mob. That's all just a myth. Anyways, I am a legitimate businessman, so who wants to move to my region to join my legitimate business?
You're still around? Geez, you've been here forever! Oh, well, as long as you're not bothering anyone... I would move to your region, but I have more important things to do. Good luck, though.
What, no one wants to move to my region? This surprises me. I'm not making a mafia to invade regions in the style of the Pacific Army. This is just a region for people that wish they were real mobsters, under the "order" of me, who wishes he were a real Godfather.