A Very Smurfy Return
The Evil Smurfs
16-11-2003, 17:22
Word spread like wildfire in the communities of the world.
He's back...
Wizards looked nerviously over their hordes of ill gotten gold coins. Five Smurfs to the coin. The memories were burned in their minds. Would revenge be sought?
He's back...
Everyone who knew of their existance thought they had died ages ago. There had been no sightings in months... years! But could the rumours be true?
He's back...
---
The steps would be inaudible, were it not for the fact that there were over 350 million pairs of tiny feet. 350 million pairs of tiny blue feet, goosestepping in perfect unison. 350 million blue arms carrying tiny assault rifles.
The marching stopped.
350 million blue arm shot to the sky, as 350 million voices cried out "Heil!"
One lone figure looked down from atop his mushroom at the gathered citizens. His red uniform a stark contrast to their black ones. A thin smile formed under his tiny mustache.
"Yes," his voice squeaked. "Yes, the Evil Smurfs are back." He looked down to the crowd and returned the salute, "HEIL!"
350 million voices responded, "HEIL! HEIL FÜHRER SMURF!"
Teritora
16-11-2003, 17:25
:shock: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :? :wink:
:::Langham National News Service:::
This is Don McMahon here and we're in the Langham capital building. As you can see behind me, soldiers, Marines, airmen, and Elite Guardsmen are scrambling after hearing,"A Smurfy Return." The threat alert is at orange, which is the second highest threat alert
:lol:
:D
#'We love to go a-wandering'#
Smurfs are not all evil! Promise.
signed: Peaceful Nation of Hiking Smurfs
:D
#'We love to go a-wandering'#
Smurfs are not all evil! Promise.
signed: Peaceful Nation of Hiking SmurfsEasy for you to say, our Overseer of Health was attacked by a gang of smurfs. He's going through therapy now.
Dontgonearthere
16-11-2003, 18:59
*walks into the room*
((CRUNCH))
Oops...I seem to have stepped on your president...sorry. :oops:
Kryozerkia
16-11-2003, 19:04
*walks into the room*
((CRUNCH))
Oops...I seem to have stepped on your president...sorry. :oops:
:lol: I know I shouldn't laugh, but that's just funny!
Dontgonearthere
17-11-2003, 02:00
Well, its bound to put a serious dent in relations, in any case O_O
We had long feared that this day would come...
This does not smurf smurfilly.
"Papa" Smurf,
Premier of The Smurfiest Soviet
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_smurf_commune.jpg
Truly it is a glorious day when the glory that is Fascism penetrates even the minds of the subhuman. There is hope, Brothers. Heil the Evil Smurfs!
One ideology!
One truth!
One God!
The Imperial Navy
17-11-2003, 13:36
Is it me, or are we under attack from evil smurfs?
Britmattia
17-11-2003, 14:50
*wakes his cat up and outfits him with kevlar.* DESTROY THE SMURFLY HORDES MY PRETTY!
*cat stares for a while and goes back to sleep*
Well that was a bust. :(
Truly it is a glorious day when the glory that is Fascism penetrates even the minds of the subhuman. There is hope, Brothers. Heil the Evil Smurfs!
One ideology!
One truth!
One God!
OOC:
Is it me or is this post especially funny? Ah...tis grand when humankind and smurfkind can look past their skin color and find a common ideology.
The Evil Smurfs
17-11-2003, 16:16
Do not mock us! We are mighty! We may be small, but as soon as we fully recover from being ressurected back from gold pieces, we will seek revenge against the evil wizards who used us for material gain!
Then! Then the nations of the world will tremble before our smurfy might! We will cleanse the world!
Führer Smurf
Do not mock us! We are mighty! We may be small, but as soon as we fully recover from being ressurected back from gold pieces, we will seek revenge against the evil wizards who used us for material gain!
Then! Then the nations of the world will tremble before our smurfy might! We will cleanse the world!
Führer Smurf
OOC:
Please distinguish between IC (in character) and OOC (out of character).
Slutbum Wallah
17-11-2003, 17:03
Don't be ridicolous. There's no such thing as an "evil" smurf.
...
...
...
Is there?
I wonder... what woudl a Napalm bomb do to smurfs... :twisted: must go find out
This has been an OOC post.
The Evil Smurfs
18-11-2003, 10:57
[ooc - Out of Character comments are designated as such. Comments with the "Führer Smurf" tag line are In Character and are policy statements made by the government of the nation (in this case, "Papa Hitler"). The text is Size:10 because he's small, ya know? High pitched voice? This really is a pretty common practice, after all...]
Of course there are evil Smurfs! Do you mock us?! We do not fear you. We may be small, but that makes us stealthy!
Führer Smurf
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_evil_smurfs.jpg
Iesus Christi
18-11-2003, 11:22
Heil Smurfdom!
Der Angst
18-11-2003, 11:24
o.O
The flag is... ummm...
ROFL
anyway...
ic:
[Ag, damnit, wrong nation >.< Will return later]
[/bad excuse for a tag, if i didn´t already tag it]
The Wonderful and peaceful nation of Vegana today officially HEILED the new nation, showing us that size doesn't matter, there's only ONE true god and blue is beautiful.
GOD IS GREAT!
GOD BLESS THE SMURFS!
Endless Crimes
18-11-2003, 13:54
Seraphim palace, Eden, EC
"Subhuman filth... vermin that needs to be eradicated."
"Yes... but why not using them for our advantage until the elven plague ends? They are small, they look cute... they are perfect for our needs..."
---
"We welcome the smurfs to the world! You are the prove that gods purity can include all life! All Heil the evil smurfs!"
~ Message from the seraphim council
but as soon as we fully recover from being ressurected back from gold pieces,
Führer SmurfAh, this explains your smurfy psychosis! You your smurfiness is still corrupted by evil magic. I shall begin work on a possible cure imidiatly. You'll be back to your smurfy communalist smurfs in no time.
"Papa" Smurf
Premier of The Smurfiest Soviet
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_smurf_commune.jpg
The Evil Smurfs
21-11-2003, 07:38
Bah! Even before we were turned into gold pieces we were evil. Evil is just how we are, and we feel that it is a highly Smurfy way to live. I grant my people a wide range of freedoms, and they choose evil.
Perhaps you were all dropped as children.
Führer Smurf
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/the_evil_smurfs.jpg
Kaukolastan
21-11-2003, 08:01
O_o
Smurfs are blue... like WATER!
o_O
OOC: Cookie if you catch the joke.
The Pakleds
21-11-2003, 08:03
Blue smurfs look smart.
Liverpool England
21-11-2003, 08:04
Nice to see Mr. Hack has a sense of humour. Just check the region.
The Evil Smurfs
21-11-2003, 09:21
Blue smurfs look smart.
We are. Very, very smart.
Führer Smurf
Reploid Productions
21-11-2003, 09:30
O_o
Smurfs are blue... like WATER!
o_O
OOC: Cookie if you catch the joke.
((OOC: Gimme my cookie, Grevados! :lol: ))
Kaukolastan
21-11-2003, 09:37
O_o
Smurfs are blue... like WATER!
o_O
OOC: Cookie if you catch the joke.
((OOC: Gimme my cookie, Grevados! :lol: ))
Here you go! But it's a little dry... had to stay below maximum water levels... :wink:
Falastur
21-11-2003, 09:50
*Waits for a Gargamel nation to spring up*
The Evil Smurfs
21-11-2003, 10:05
*Waits for a Gargamel nation to spring up*
Speak not that most foul name!
Führer Smurf
Falastur
21-11-2003, 10:14
*Waits for a Gargamel nation to spring up*
Speak not that most foul name!
Führer Smurf
OOC Your one fatal weakness?
Falastur
21-11-2003, 10:29
Rawr.
*Isn't surprised at appearance of new Gargamel nation 8) *
The Evil Smurfs
21-11-2003, 10:31
Rawr.
We shall have our revenge, Gargamel! You thought you had defeated us, but we shall triumph!
Führer Smurf
Kaukolastan
21-11-2003, 10:33
Rawr.
*Isn't surprised at appearance of new Gargamel nation 8) *
You do realize that there was probably a "Gargamel Race" to see who could get it here to post first?
Nonsense, Smurfs, I shall obviously truimph, and will not be in any way disrupted by a daft giant and my crap cat! My victory is assured!
<Puts on black cloak-thing and cackles ridiculously>
Evil Lord Gargamel [the Skeletor]
Falastur
21-11-2003, 10:42
Rawr.
*Isn't surprised at appearance of new Gargamel nation 8) *
You do realize that there was probably a "Gargamel Race" to see who could get it here to post first?
Yeah, but I was expecting the Gargamel nation to post several minutes earlier, especially if they had been racing.....
But it's nice to influence the world like this sometimes 8)
Rawr.
*Isn't surprised at appearance of new Gargamel nation 8) *
You do realize that there was probably a "Gargamel Race" to see who could get it here to post first?
Yeah, but I was expecting the Gargamel nation to post several minutes earlier, especially if they had been racing.....
But it's nice to influence the world like this sometimes 8)
((OOC: Suspects Gargamel The Skeletor is really... Falastur! O.O))
Kaukolastan
21-11-2003, 10:49
Falastur = Gargamel? Never! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Reploid Productions
21-11-2003, 11:02
Falastur = Gargamel? Never! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I know who it iiiiiiiis! *grins with secret mod knowledge*
Falastur = Gargamel? Never! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I know who it iiiiiiiis! *grins with secret mod knowledge*
((OOC: It's Falastur, isn't it? Or... Evil Smurfs! :shock: O_o))
Kaukolastan
21-11-2003, 11:07
Falastur = Gargamel? Never! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I know who it iiiiiiiis! *grins with secret mod knowledge*
DAMN YOU! GIVE ME THE SECRET TO YOUR POWER! :evil:
The Evil Smurfs
21-11-2003, 11:07
We do not fear you Gargamel! We have already hired assassins to kill that foul, psuedo-speaking cat of yours. Fear our awesome might, and our exceptionally tiny AK-47s!
Führer Smurf
GMC Military Arms
21-11-2003, 11:09
Falastur = Gargamel? Never! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I know who it iiiiiiiis! *grins with secret mod knowledge*
((OOC: It's Falastur, isn't it? Or... Evil Smurfs! :shock: O_o))
It's God.
FEEL THE POWAH!
Dontgonearthere
21-11-2003, 16:36
Things to do:
1. Get mods password
2. Access mods nation
3. Find out who Gargamel is
4. take horrible, horrible revenge on mod
5. formulate reason for horrible horrible revenge, mutter to self while concealing crime