NationStates Jolt Archive

International Report:

At 12:07 A.M. this morning, a foreigner stood up on a soap box in the middle of a Soma Distribution Centre and began to "preach" about a concept called "God" and how everyone in the BNFW were "Godless" and needed to be "saved". Well after everyone fell to the floor laughing at what has become the funniest thing since the movie Mating Sperm Whales a couple of guards (who were laughing themselves) arrested him for Distrupting Soma Distribution and was fined over 100 dollars, we then asked him where he was from so we could send him back to his home country but he refused to answer, saying that until he has "saved some souls" he will not leave, so we ask the global community, "Who own's this guy?"

[image of the man is sent with the report]


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The Controller Montecarlo Montei
The Community of Brave New Ford World

"Who own's this guy?"

"The Empire of Draconic States has no idea, but we warn against execution as it may martyrize him. We recommend lockup in a mental facility if not mental re-alignment by forcible mind-electronic interface."

Gnarrrl,
Secretary of Foreign Affairs

I wouldn't recomind that either. Theres plenty of powerful touchy Highly relgious nations that would most likely use that as an escuse to invade you if you did that.

Why would we want to kill him? That is as you have already pointed out, pointless and a waste of time, we have been using hypnoinduction on him while he sleeps to bring him out of his barbarianism and we are making progress (for example yesterday he was willing to sleep with my friend Lisa and until now he wouldn't embrase the civil art of promiscuity) soon we believe he will be civilized and fit for human society.

Rebecca Stillbeck,
Secretary of Mental Development

I belive Zerni was talking about brainwashing him so he gives up his beliefs, there are nations that would crush you like bugs for that, some of them quite large. It would be better to just expal him out of the country.

OOC: They would but they don't know where he is from so they don't know where to send him to, it's why they asked.

OOC:Well you could just expel him to the nearest country if he doesn't tell you.

OOC: The way the BNFW people are thinking is to see if they can't turn him from his "barbarianism" as they see it and turn him into a "normal" person if no one claims him.

We will take him if only to save him from nonbeliving barbarians.

Queen Seria

We will take him if only to save him from nonbeliving barbarians.

Queen Seria

Oh we will send him, but after a few weeks within civilization our Former barbarian has begun to embrace the truths of civilization, we will ask him first to see if he wants to leave or not.

*A pause for a few minutes*

Oddly enough he still wants to go to your nation but I hope he returns soon, he has such a cute butt.

~Rebecca Stillbeck
Secratary of Mental Development

"Good; then its settled." Queen Seria silently thinks 'Then we get to undoing any damaged caused by these barbarians.'

OOC: Tell me if this would be inaccurate.

IC: After the small plane had landed and then man stepped off of last step on the stair that lead to the door of the plane, he zipped up his fur-lined jacket (a gift from his BNFW lover Lisa) and stumbled a bit before gaining his balance, he was just shaking off the after-effects of a small Soma Holiday and patted his jacket pocket to make sure his supply was there, it was. His name by the way, was Harry White.

He was met by Father Mishiato as he stepped off the plane. "So you have arrived."

OOC:Well the Todoran culture. Tordor is rather mountianious with the southern half having dense jungles while Northen have having dense temperate rainforest outside the cities.

"Hello, and who are you?" Harry asked while brushing his long black hair out of his eyes.

Father Mishiato spoke. "I am Father Mishiato. I was sent here to meet you."

"Good, can we get indoors, it's cold out here."

*tag to see if Harry manages to resist the barbariousness of Religion, lol*

Father Mishiato spoke. "Well winter in northern Tordor are always cold." Father Mishiato spoke into a wrist communator briefly. "The hover car should by in a few minutes."

"Good, by the way my name is Harry Chiang." he mentioned as an after thought as he went into the pocket of his jacket and took out a small gumdrop and popped it into his mouth and began to hum.

Father Mishiato replied. "Good to meet you." Just then, the hover car arrived and Father Mishiato opened the door and went in. "Come on, this will get us to the church."

After he stepped into the car Harry asked, "What Church would this be by the way?"

Father Mishiato replied "St. Mary's, this is a catholic country after all, well execpt for the 49 percent that are Shintos."

"Oh." was the answer that Harry gave.

The Hover car lifted up and took off heading towards New Tordor city; as it came closer it could be seen that the city was most made of towering massive buildings that towered literatiry high into the clouds. Father Mishiato spoke. "I am sure the Archbishop will be most intrested in meeting you."

Harry thought the buildings a little gaudy but he asked, "Why would he be interested in meeting me?"

Tagged for full reading.

Father Mishiato spoke. "On your reasons for going into a country like to preach at nonbelivers like you did and other things." As the car entered the city it could be seen that there was scattered between the massive buildings were, small parks, shinto shrines, catholic churches, small mom and pops stores, traditional shops and other small buildings.

"And what, "other things" were specified or am I to grasp as straws?"

Father Mishiato strugged. "I do not know. I guess you will find out when you meet the archbishop. Of course after the Archbishop, you get to meet the queen."

Sterling to his father as he bounces a ball off the wall, "Humans are rather odd when it comes to their social beliefs aren't they father?"

"Indeed, to be promiscuous.. to not be promiscuous.. they always make a big deal out of their mating habits. I find it amusing." Maelstrom chuckled. "In the end, they'll realize the body matters not half as much as the soul.. and that the body really has nothing to do with the soul except to act as a puppet. On that day, the world will end.. and humanity will have been too late to its full maturity."

OOC: The BNFW society is one that has sacrificed Truth and Beauty for Happiness and Stability. Have you read the book Brave New World? The Brave New Ford World is based on that book.

IC: "Wow, all the way from Veynan Islander to meeting a Head of State." Harry thought outloud.

OOC: I'll explain the Veynan Islander thing later on.

OOC:None can't say that I have.

IC:Father Mishiato spoke "Lets just say they are curious." As they aproached the center of the city a break from the normal scenery was seen. At the heart of the city there was a 2,000 yard wide, half mile deep lake surrounded by parkland. By the lake was a rather japanese looking castle and on the other side of the lake was a rather gothic looking church where the hover car was heading.

Harry sat quietly, lost in thought.

They arrived at the church and the hover settled down. Father Mishiato opened the door and stepped out.

Harry followed the Father by stepping out of the car.

Father Mishiato entered the church and led Harry to the archbishop's office making sure to stay a brief prayer before the altar as he passed it.

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Harry also made a small prayer before following Father Mishiato.

They entered the Archbishops study after sending a hour walking through the church.((Big place))

Harry was quite exhausted after all that walking but had enough sense in his head to remain standing until invited to sit.

Harry was quite exhausted after all that walking but had enough sense in his head to remain standing until invited to sit.

Archbishop Dornsi, an man clearly of Japanese decent like everyone else that Harry had ran into so far spoke as he sat behind a old wooden desk and sipped a cup of tea. "Come sit down, have some tea."

OOC: Sorry it took so long to respond, I got wrapped up in Axackal.

IC: Harry sat down and helped himself to a cup of tea.

OOC:Understandable

Archbishop Dornsi spoke. "Welcome to Tordor, so what do you think of New Tordor City?"

"It's cold, colder than Rya City or even the New Ford City in BNFW, I'm used to tropical weather." Henry said.

Archbishop Dornsi. "This is Northern Tordor, it always cold and snowly in the winter, while its Temperate in Central Tordor and never snows and southern Tordor is rather hot for northerners."

"Well from what I know the Ryais Islands were once called the Bahamas according to what little remains of the old records, New Ford City was once called "Miami" I believe, too bad I didn't study the remnant histories of Ryais and Brave New Ford World." Harry thought outloud.

Archbishop Vorn spoke. "Well the countries pf Menelmacar, New Jersey and New York, and Calfornia and Alaska control nearly all but a few northen states of North America. So I would say it wasn't in the Former United States. But still pleasent climates."

Harry shrugged his shoulders and said, "No one is quite sure what the lands used to be called but if we did then perhaps it would better explain how the BNFW came about and then we might find a way to break it apart without killing the population as an unwanted side effect. You see I am two generations apart from the BNFW, my grandparents were banished to Ryais Islands when they rejected the system of the BNFW. The islands are surrounded by a military blockade by BNFW military forces, once something goes in it never comes back out, or if you do escape you can never go back..." Harry ended this was a sigh.

Archbishop Dornsi spoke rising an eyebrow. "Surely there are somethings that even they would not dare stop however or ships from one of the powerful countries."

"None have ever come to our aid for we do not have the means in which to tell the world of our plight, we have a population of only a million people, what little technology we have we have to purchase from the BNFW with what little goods we have and they are smart enough not to sell us weapons. Ryais is a prison, but we have tried to send people out, people who are sent to BNFW to try and awaken the minds of the people and get them to fight the system. I'm no the only person to step on the soapbox as it is termed by my mother, many hundreds have tried, but none have ever been reported before... Curious don't you think?"

"Intresting and how hard do you think they would try to stop a trading ship, flying the flag of a major power?"

"They don't care about such things, I doubt they could tell one country apart from another unless you told them the reasons why they were different and even then the bulk just wouldn't care. Unless you gained permission from the High Controller, whoever that is now as they are all the same, they will destroy anything that tries to get in." Harry explained.

Archbishop Dorn smiled coldly. "Change that to try to destroy. I would hope they would not be foolish."

Archbishop Dorn smiled coldly. "Change that to try to destroy. I would hope they would not be foolish."