NationStates Jolt Archive


The Tape (Atten Teritora)

16-11-2003, 02:24
Report By The Tiberius-Oni News Group; Giving You the News that Matters!

Reports of an underground tape that was reported by unamed sources to be stolen out of the home of Korba and Daniel Asha-Corrino-Vortus were confirmed by police to our reporters this morning in a private interview. To bring to speed people who might not be in the know, a week ago a tape surfaced that contained what was believed to be the recorded tape of the honeymoon of Korba and Daniel, the nation's poster boys of riches and excess (and were two of the Founders of the Virutal Democracy), the tape contained over three days of partying, drug, and sexual excess that would shock plenty of viewers (so we won't show it). The police confirmed that someone (they named no suspects) stole the tape from their home and put it on the virtual reality chatrooms.

We managed to get a statement from Daniel at his club The Liquid.

[Footage shown, Daniel is playing a drinking game and is one his fifth shot of vodka]

"Sooo one of our friendss stole the tape? Mutha fukas! I outa kick their asses!"

*falls out of chair*

[Footage Ends]

In other news blitzball becomes the 1# Sport again, details after this commercial break.


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Prime Minister Jodaius M. Falster
The Virtual Democratic States of Tiberius-Oni
Teritora
16-11-2003, 02:32
King Alern was unavailable to Insident on this event; however palace rumor has it that he is in confrence with Lord Ken.((The really scary guy incharge of the RSC. I am sure you remember him))

~TSSN report
16-11-2003, 03:06
It is rumored that Korba is leading an internal investigation into the servants at Korba and Daniels multi-million dollar home in Aieas (the largest city in Tiberius-Oni).

The Prime Minister was quoted saying that, "It is very disturbing that there is someone corrupted enough to go into someone's home and steal their personal effects for their own profit. I will give any aid I can to the two men who helped create our wondrous nation so that this matter can be delt with."


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Prime Minister Jodaius M. Falster
The Virtual Democratic States of Tiberius-Oni