NationStates Jolt Archive

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A voice in the background says amazedly, "Woah, that takes me back!"

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~ INN Pay-Per-View advertisement

*Takes a rock and throws it at the t.v* "Honey,it's broken!"
"No it ain't, it's one of those stupid INN Pay-Per-View advertisements again.But since you threw a rock at it, it is broken"
"No it ain't"
*Stares at blank screen*
"Honey?"
"Shhh, it's my favorite show."

OOC- No offense

"The Government of C-G STRONGLY condemns this Act of Aggression by Ma-tek. Useage of WMD is STRONGLY frown... ARRG, let go of my throat!"

-Minister of Anti-Trek apon being attacked by a Trekie.