16-11-2003, 00:15
Announcer: Coming up next, the new FOX Sports Show, about all the Sports events happening around Nation States: Sports of Sorts
Buff Male Anchor: "Hey there! I'm really loud and obnoxious retired Football player George Onalotdrugs! And this is Sports of Sorts!
Supposedly audience, but suspiciously sounding like the same Robot Audience from FOX's other shows: "Good Morning! We love you!"
George: "Hehehe! I just love working with the FOX network! And it's not the fact that I earn 6 digits everyday either! Anyway, this is my co-anchor, Donald Quintin, or as I like to call him: Donald Quitter! Heheheheh!"
Donald: "Eheh... Thank you George... Now then, top story for the Sports world, Spaam is hosting Nation States' first ever Quidditch Match (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88664)!"
George: "Heheheh! That name reminds me of your last name! Quitter!" *George hits Donald really hard on the back* "Eheheh!"
Donald: "Thank you George... The Qu part is very similar..." *Donald rolls eyes* "Anyway, onto World Cup IX! Day 3's scores are in, but before we go to scores, lets go to Commercial!"
~Commercial~
Screen plunges into Black.
Male Narrator: "You cannot deny us..."
Screen flies through space.
Narrator: "You cannot defy us..."
Screen stops hovering over Planet Earth.
Narrator: "You cannot destroy us..."
Screen flies down onto Earth, stopping and looking up on a massive sky scraper.
Narrator: "You can only use us... Or else..."
Screen fades to light blue, and in red bloody lettering appears.
Roania Pharmaceuticals
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Narrator: "Remember... Or else..."
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~End Commercial~
George: "Heheh! Welcome back now! I was just telling Quitter here about the time, in '99, when I had that pass, and it was coming at me, and I just froze... But then..."
Donald: "We don't have time to hear the whole story again, George... Now, for Day 3 Results of World Cup IX!"
First Round Day 3 Results
Liverpool England 1 0 Busby
Kingsford 1 0 One Red Dot
Bedistan 2 1 Gilmeecia
Snub Nose 38 2 1 TnUI
Lemmitania 3 1 Errinundera
Commerce Heights 1 2 Tanah Burung
Ravenspire 3 1 Svecia
Squornshelous 0 2 Kaze Progressa
Oglethorpia 1 0 The Belmore Family
Audioslavia 1 0 Nikea
Haraki 2 1 Giant Zucchini
Ariddia 1 0 Dark Outcasts
Europa Brittania 3 0 Halfassedstates
Dennisov 3 0 West Arridia
Runaway Moose 2 1 Oddslavo
Gesamtkuntswerk 0 1 Aquilla
Tables, Post-Day 3
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Group A P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kingsford (28) 3 2 1 0 3 0 3 7
Liverpool England (1) 3 2 0 1 3 3 0 6
Busby (8) 3 1 1 1 3 2 1 4
One Red Dot (29) 3 0 0 3 2 6 -4 0
Group B P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Snub Nose 38 (20) 3 2 1 0 6 4 2 7
Bedistan (3) 3 2 0 1 5 4 1 6
Gilmeecia (17) 3 1 1 1 5 4 1 4
Total n Utter Insanity (49) 3 0 0 3 2 6 -4 0
Group C P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Lemmitania (12) 3 3 0 0 6 2 4 9
Tanah Burung (39) 3 1 0 2 3 4 -1 3
Commerce Heights (23) 3 1 0 2 3 4 -1 3
Errinundera (15) 3 1 0 2 3 5 -2 3
Group D P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Squornshelous (25) 3 2 0 1 7 5 2 6
Ravenspire (9) 3 2 0 1 7 5 2 6
Svecia (16) 3 1 0 2 6 7 -1 3
Kaze Progressa (59) 3 1 0 2 3 6 -3 3
Group E P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Oglethorpia (10) 3 2 1 0 5 1 4 7
The Belmore Family (13) 3 2 0 1 3 2 1 6
Audioslavia (18) 3 1 1 1 3 3 0 4
Nikea (44) 3 0 0 3 0 5 -5 0
Group F P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Giant Zucchini (11) 3 2 0 1 7 3 4 6
Haraki (2) 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 4
Ariddia (19) 3 1 1 1 4 5 -1 4
Dark Outcasts (33) 3 1 0 2 1 4 -3 3
Group G P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Europa Brittania (4) 3 3 0 0 8 1 7 9
Dennisov (22) 3 1 1 1 5 3 2 4
Halfassedstates (13) 3 1 1 1 5 6 -1 4
West Arridia (69) 3 0 0 3 2 10 -8 0
Group H P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk (20) 3 2 0 1 4 2 2 6
Runaway Moose (6) 3 2 0 1 4 3 1 6
Oddslavo (7) 3 1 0 2 5 5 0 3
Aquilla (36) 3 1 0 2 2 5 -3 3
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Note: In two cases (Tanah Burung/Commerce Heights and Squornshelous/Ravenspire), teams achieved identical records. In these cases, placement was determined by the results of the match between the two.
Donald: "We got that exactly from the World Cup IX administrative scoring team... Now, time for another Commercial..."
~Commercial~
Female Narrator: "Pathfinder Racing INC."
*Showing the Starting line of a race track, engines reving, waiting to go*
Narrator: "Two teams..."
*Shows inside one of the cars, driver eager to go, engine reving*
Narrator: "12 Asteroid League Championships..."
*Shows the flag just about to be waved, and the light just about to turn to green*
Narrator: "Famous throughout the Crimmond Imperium. The best technology put to the test in the harshest Sol System environment besides the sun."
*All the vehicles race past the screen in a blur as they're given the sign to go*
Narrator: "And the technology isn't used in tanks and other mobile war vehicles... anymore..."
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~End Commercial~
George: "Hehe! And welcome back to the Earth Championship orgy league!"
Donald: "George... that's what you host tonight, on HBO..."
George: "Oh yeah... Sorry... Well, it looks like thats all the time we have for today! This is George Onalotdrugs, and Donald Quitter..."
Donald: "Quintin..."
George: "Whatever! For Earth Championship Orgy League!"
Donald: "No... Sports of Sorts you moron..."
George: "Whatever!"
~~
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Buff Male Anchor: "Hey there! I'm really loud and obnoxious retired Football player George Onalotdrugs! And this is Sports of Sorts!
Supposedly audience, but suspiciously sounding like the same Robot Audience from FOX's other shows: "Good Morning! We love you!"
George: "Hehehe! I just love working with the FOX network! And it's not the fact that I earn 6 digits everyday either! Anyway, this is my co-anchor, Donald Quintin, or as I like to call him: Donald Quitter! Heheheheh!"
Donald: "Eheh... Thank you George... Now then, top story for the Sports world, Spaam is hosting Nation States' first ever Quidditch Match (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88664)!"
George: "Heheheh! That name reminds me of your last name! Quitter!" *George hits Donald really hard on the back* "Eheheh!"
Donald: "Thank you George... The Qu part is very similar..." *Donald rolls eyes* "Anyway, onto World Cup IX! Day 3's scores are in, but before we go to scores, lets go to Commercial!"
~Commercial~
Screen plunges into Black.
Male Narrator: "You cannot deny us..."
Screen flies through space.
Narrator: "You cannot defy us..."
Screen stops hovering over Planet Earth.
Narrator: "You cannot destroy us..."
Screen flies down onto Earth, stopping and looking up on a massive sky scraper.
Narrator: "You can only use us... Or else..."
Screen fades to light blue, and in red bloody lettering appears.
Roania Pharmaceuticals
"We've got what you need"
(Click for Poster) (http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQAAAHMV3*pTMWXcEQejcw1vh0YIcVfkg5TysFpxNTq66qUFQuGgUWEtB68i5RqQjInbJsvCWaQQjWXyS*0cNUb9IjPVC9qBnN! 3wu2z4Ns/girl.jpg?dc=4675447241036265317)
Narrator: "Remember... Or else..."
Contact the nation of Roania or Roanian Pharmaceuticals for more information!
~End Commercial~
George: "Heheh! Welcome back now! I was just telling Quitter here about the time, in '99, when I had that pass, and it was coming at me, and I just froze... But then..."
Donald: "We don't have time to hear the whole story again, George... Now, for Day 3 Results of World Cup IX!"
First Round Day 3 Results
Liverpool England 1 0 Busby
Kingsford 1 0 One Red Dot
Bedistan 2 1 Gilmeecia
Snub Nose 38 2 1 TnUI
Lemmitania 3 1 Errinundera
Commerce Heights 1 2 Tanah Burung
Ravenspire 3 1 Svecia
Squornshelous 0 2 Kaze Progressa
Oglethorpia 1 0 The Belmore Family
Audioslavia 1 0 Nikea
Haraki 2 1 Giant Zucchini
Ariddia 1 0 Dark Outcasts
Europa Brittania 3 0 Halfassedstates
Dennisov 3 0 West Arridia
Runaway Moose 2 1 Oddslavo
Gesamtkuntswerk 0 1 Aquilla
Tables, Post-Day 3
[code:1:590dbb1023]
Group A P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kingsford (28) 3 2 1 0 3 0 3 7
Liverpool England (1) 3 2 0 1 3 3 0 6
Busby (8) 3 1 1 1 3 2 1 4
One Red Dot (29) 3 0 0 3 2 6 -4 0
Group B P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Snub Nose 38 (20) 3 2 1 0 6 4 2 7
Bedistan (3) 3 2 0 1 5 4 1 6
Gilmeecia (17) 3 1 1 1 5 4 1 4
Total n Utter Insanity (49) 3 0 0 3 2 6 -4 0
Group C P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Lemmitania (12) 3 3 0 0 6 2 4 9
Tanah Burung (39) 3 1 0 2 3 4 -1 3
Commerce Heights (23) 3 1 0 2 3 4 -1 3
Errinundera (15) 3 1 0 2 3 5 -2 3
Group D P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Squornshelous (25) 3 2 0 1 7 5 2 6
Ravenspire (9) 3 2 0 1 7 5 2 6
Svecia (16) 3 1 0 2 6 7 -1 3
Kaze Progressa (59) 3 1 0 2 3 6 -3 3
Group E P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Oglethorpia (10) 3 2 1 0 5 1 4 7
The Belmore Family (13) 3 2 0 1 3 2 1 6
Audioslavia (18) 3 1 1 1 3 3 0 4
Nikea (44) 3 0 0 3 0 5 -5 0
Group F P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Giant Zucchini (11) 3 2 0 1 7 3 4 6
Haraki (2) 3 1 1 1 4 4 0 4
Ariddia (19) 3 1 1 1 4 5 -1 4
Dark Outcasts (33) 3 1 0 2 1 4 -3 3
Group G P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Europa Brittania (4) 3 3 0 0 8 1 7 9
Dennisov (22) 3 1 1 1 5 3 2 4
Halfassedstates (13) 3 1 1 1 5 6 -1 4
West Arridia (69) 3 0 0 3 2 10 -8 0
Group H P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk (20) 3 2 0 1 4 2 2 6
Runaway Moose (6) 3 2 0 1 4 3 1 6
Oddslavo (7) 3 1 0 2 5 5 0 3
Aquilla (36) 3 1 0 2 2 5 -3 3
[/code:1:590dbb1023]
Note: In two cases (Tanah Burung/Commerce Heights and Squornshelous/Ravenspire), teams achieved identical records. In these cases, placement was determined by the results of the match between the two.
Donald: "We got that exactly from the World Cup IX administrative scoring team... Now, time for another Commercial..."
~Commercial~
Female Narrator: "Pathfinder Racing INC."
*Showing the Starting line of a race track, engines reving, waiting to go*
Narrator: "Two teams..."
*Shows inside one of the cars, driver eager to go, engine reving*
Narrator: "12 Asteroid League Championships..."
*Shows the flag just about to be waved, and the light just about to turn to green*
Narrator: "Famous throughout the Crimmond Imperium. The best technology put to the test in the harshest Sol System environment besides the sun."
*All the vehicles race past the screen in a blur as they're given the sign to go*
Narrator: "And the technology isn't used in tanks and other mobile war vehicles... anymore..."
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Contact that Nation of Crimmond for more Information!
~End Commercial~
George: "Hehe! And welcome back to the Earth Championship orgy league!"
Donald: "George... that's what you host tonight, on HBO..."
George: "Oh yeah... Sorry... Well, it looks like thats all the time we have for today! This is George Onalotdrugs, and Donald Quitter..."
Donald: "Quintin..."
George: "Whatever! For Earth Championship Orgy League!"
Donald: "No... Sports of Sorts you moron..."
George: "Whatever!"
~~
This has been a 20th Century FOX Production
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A News Corperation Company
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