NationStates Jolt Archive

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 3rd in the region and 72,534th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

The Senate of the Most Glorious Hack has announced today that it has given a green light to a 10 billion chit study to determin the reason for the Hack's ranking in this most recent UN Report.

The study will be testing to see which of the prevailing theories are accurate:
The Hack is awash with delapitated furniture, but due to the insane popularity of 'Antique's Roadshow', Hacker citizens are too damn scared to get their furniture restored as it might ruin the 'patina' and thus destroy the object's value.

The Hack's furniture manufacturing industry are of unparalled quality and completely indestructable, thus our restoration sector is limited to repairing the shoddy crap we import.

The UN is full of worthless drunken gits who are biased against the Hack just because we shoot down their planes, firebomb their offices, and generally treat them like the dirty swine they are, and thus they never visited and simply assigned a random ranking.

We're sure the world is awaiting the results of this study, much as we are.

ROFL

If your nation is full of Japanese, there is no furniture to restore.

:P

Yea, the same thing happened to us. See we were a desert and we were number 1 or 2 for best weather. That's crazy I telll you!

[Bump! Because I can!]

Well, who cares if your nation is a desert and it has best weather?
My VERY new puppet hit the World Top 10!

OOC: Slow day for threads, eh? ;)

OOC: Slow day for threads, eh? ;)

[That and silly UN Reports. I did this when it was "Nudest" too.]

Well, who cares if your nation is a desert and it has best weather?
My VERY new puppet hit the World Top 10!Oh really? Which one?

OOC: Slow day for threads, eh? ;)

[That and silly UN Reports. I did this when it was "Nudest" too.]

*imagines everyone in Hack and Hack's player naked*
*shudders* :wink:

Well, who cares if your nation is a desert and it has best weather?
My VERY new puppet hit the World Top 10!Oh really? Which one?

Most Politically Free.
NSWCX, 8th place. It's Freedoms are Corrupted.

I've never been in the top 10, much less top 1,000. :cry:

Congrats Hack! Furniture is hogwash! :P

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-11/490512/65289934-CCIDP.JPG

OOC: Slow day for threads, eh? ;)

[That and silly UN Reports. I did this when it was "Nudest" too.]

*imagines everyone in Hack and Hack's player naked*
*shudders* :wink:

Gah! No, no... I rated rather poorly on that one too. The thread in question is over here. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=90572)

Distressing news.

Seems the scientists knew a good deal when they saw it, and blew their 10 billion chit grant and hookers, drugs, alcohol, and a really sweet VR rig. However, they did spend about ten minutes discusing the issue in a doped up state before taking a break for Ding-Dongs and Doritos.

After running this conversation through the Hacker 8000 Parse-O-Matic (which was largely needed to filter out all the times they said 'dude') it seems that the general feeling was that it's the UN's fault.

Therefore, option #3 appears to be our official stance.

Exactly! And those economic rankings are irrelevant too.