NationStates Jolt Archive

Announcer: Coming up next, the new interactive FOX Debate show, The FOX Factor!

Male Anchor: "Hello, I'm William Vendicated, and this is FOX's brand new, Interactive Debate show. If you haven't read the reviews of the show, I'll tell you how it works. I say a Subject, and we allow people at home, from around Nation States, to call in, and say their piont of view. (IE: I say a subject, you people post your views, as if you were a caller!)

William: "So, lets begin. How about starting with the SATO/CACE issue. Although now details of how the war started are being argued and thrown back and forth at each side, SATO accusing CACE of starting the war, CACE accusing SATO of provoking them, ect ect. We here at FOX want to hear YOUR piont of view. So call in now, the lines are open..."

OOC: So post your opinion on it...

OOC: caller coming in from Knootoss, speaking in poor English. Obviously someone with little or no education:

"I think those commie bastards should all just shut up. Thei're just talking nonsense ya ' know? I mean ... what is, like, their problem?"

Caller from TBF: SATO are jus getting worse and worse by the minute, you have to see how CACE are poor innconcent people, being provoked by a war mongering allience.

*random caller from britmattia*
"Neither side seems to be capable of finding their collective ass with a flashlight and written instructions. Of course we do believe SATO...it's just they're not very impressive."

William: "You all have very interesting opinions, please keep calling in, callers can debate each other's sentaments also, if they wish to do so.
And ugh, caller from Knootoss, who are the 'Commie Bastards' which side are you refering to?
Caller from The Belmore Family, how can you believe CACE are the innocent ones? CACE was the provoker, they're the Anti-Capitalist Alliance, who were out to destroy Capitalism, SATO had nothing against Socialists, they were just a Capitalistic Alliance minding their own business when CACE decided to provoke them.
Caller from Britmattia, I'm going to have to agree, that both sides are rather befuddled..."

*caller from Foxxinnia*
هل تعتقد أن سي إيه سي إي صحيح أو إس إيه تي أو ؟

William: "I'm going to have to remind our callers to call in and speak in English..."

TGI Bob calls in, speaking in a funny voice in an failing attempt not to be recognised
"Yes? Hello? I think that it is very amusing when the good turn on themselves as soon as there is no evil threat to turn on, yes, very amusing indeed...All hail The Great Ineffable Bob!"

Caller from Celack


"Who cares!"

TGI Bob calls in, speaking in a funny voice in an failing attempt not to be recognised
"Yes? Hello? I think that it is very amusing when the good turn on themselves as soon as there is no evil threat to turn on, yes, very amusing indeed...All hail The Great Ineffable Bob!"

"Them commie scum aint good ! Its evil I telz ya! I'm talking about them CAGE persons"
~same Knootian caller.

William: "Thank you Knootian caller. Obviously all views are welcome here on the FOX Factor..." *Sarcastic Laugh*

"Hey, like.. yeah, can't we just... have peace? Come on... love, don't fight. Sex is always better."

~Random FlowerChild Hippy from C-G

William: "Yes, good piont caller from canada-Germany... Why can't we all just get along? It would be so much more easier... But on the other hand... FOX makes $$$$$ from being hired to administer propaganda for one side of a war... So it's a double edged sword... I think..."

Hello, I'm calling to tell you that your biased show sucks, and that I don't even know why I bothered calling you. Um, are you ever going to un-bias your show?

William: "That is a very good question, caller from Terra Matsu... However, I am going to say this, we will go un-biased, as soon as we stop running commercials for FREE for Terra Matsu's International Aid program being set up. Have a nice day caller from Matsu!"

William: "That is a very good question, caller from Terra Matsu... However, I am going to say this, we will go un-biased, as soon as we stop running commercials for FREE for Terra Matsu's International Aid program being set up. Have a nice day caller from Matsu!"Free? We're paying you 5000 Matsue Dolera you ungrateful pig! (The MIAP died)

William: "Really? The FOX Network was going to do it for free... We're off subject! Back to CACE/SATO!"

William: "Really? The FOX Network was going to do it for free... We're off subject! Back to CACE/SATO!"you bastards! *Terra Matsu accordingly orders the halt of the monetary supply to FOX.

Caller from Celack: Wow you suck at ealing with angry people. Maybe they shoudl get a new host.

William: "Shh! Don't give the Network Ideas!"

*Williams hits a bunch of switches*

William: "It appears the caller from Celack has dropped... Next caller please..."

Same caller from celack only with a BAD, BAD, sweedish accent:

Ja, Jua Suka, Geet Anu Host.

*William hits tons of switches*

William: "It appears that all callers from Celack have been blocked... Eheh!"

*Music from Jaws starts playing*

William: "Oh dear lord no... Not the... EXECUTIVES!"

Executives #1: "He must go..."

Executive #2: "Indeed..."

Executive #3: "William Vendicated, is no more..."

William: "Noooo!"

*William dissapears into a puff of smoke*

A new Woman Host runs up to the desk. "Hello, I'm Beatrice Anatrillion, the new host of The FOX Factor! First caller please..."

Who cares whos fault it is, make as much money as one can off of both of them, maybe sell them the rope to hang themselves as they destroy themselves.

~Caller from Zerni.

Are you going to make this show unbiased?

Beatrice: "How are we baised caller from matsu? And the FOX Network is alreayd making $$$$$ off both sides, therefor we've already thought of that. Next caller please."

Call from celack ahcker who remouved the block

: I like the new host. She's hot

William clearly stated that FOX was paying him to keep the show biased towards wars. Are you going to reverse this, or are you going to pretend it never happened?

Beatrice: "Aha, thank you caller from Celack! And you may notice my lack of response to the caller from Matsu indicates that FOX is going to pretend it never happened!"

*Tape recorded the whole thing* We never hoped it would have to come down to extortion... *sigh*

*Juan from Kropotkin City, Free Outer Eugenia*

"Beatrice, as a recent Federation delegate to the CACE I had access to the much sought after White Room during the early stages of the crisis, and I can tell you that the Coalition is simply responding to blatent agression from the other side. Had the CACE acted in the way that the shameless SATO apologists claim, The Federated Anarchist Communes of Free Outer Eugenia would have withdrawn from the Coalition then and there."

*Juan from Kropotkin City, Free Outer Eugenia*

"Beatrice, as a recent Federation delegate to the CACE I had access to the much sought after White Room during the early stages of the crisis, and I can tell you that the Coalition is simply responding to blatent agression from the other side. Had the CACE acted in the way that the shameless SATO apologists claim, The Federated Anarchist Communes of Free Outer Eugenia would have withdrawn from the Coalition then and there."

*Anonimous call, in a muffled voice that can be routed to some insignificant n00b nation in the pacific*

"As a former agent for a SATO security agency I also had acces to that same white room during the crisis and I can assure you that the warmongering plans were all being made by the CACE. It is unfortunate how some of the more peacable CACE nations have been misled.

By the way, I am really looking for a job now. if anyone is hiring I.... "[cut off]

OOC: Hey, it's fox, :P

*Juan goes on*

"Beatrice, I for one am shocked and appalled that this fine program is being used as an overt outlet for the unbased lies hawked by the various branches of the WBO Gestapo. I would very much like to see this self proclaimed police spy produce his counterfeit transcripts and recordings so that they can be properly refuted."

Beatrice: "Juan, I can garrentee you this Network is not related at all to any members of SATO, or WBO. This Network is independant from all of them. Our views are formed on our own, and by whichever side donates the most money. That's the way FOX always has worked, and always will."

*muffled spy voice*

"Not gestapo, AIVD, Algemene Inlichtingen en Veiligheids Dienst. He even got that wrong. And how do you know I am Knootian anyways?"

A quick curse... "Oops."

Stoned Sliponian caller:

"Umm...Hehe. FOX, it's like the animal. Get it? FOX and fox? HAHAHH!"

Stoned Sliponian's Mom in the background:

"Honey, what are you doing?"

Caller:

"Ummm, nothing. Just making a phone call. Haha, phone."