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A quick overview of the Aging Punks! (2101)

15-11-2003, 06:38
Hokay, so here it is.

The nation of the Aging Punks is basically an area that was started 50 years ago by Bazzle Wormsworth, a Brooklyn punk that got tired of the gradual erosion of individual freedoms in the US. He got together with 100 other older punks and bought a sizeable chunk of Mexico, near the Central American border, to lord over as they saw fit. A steady influx of punks world-wide trickled in, and many just never left. They also began buying land until a good sized slice was carved out for themselves.

At this time, there is no seriously organized government, even though everyone in the land sees a need for some form of leadership. It's run by a parliamentary meritocracy of the leaders of the 24 largest gangs and political movements in the area. Wormsworth's grandson, Wez Wormsworth, is currently running the show as the Big Cheese. His idealism and motivation keep the people going forward in a steady direction.

There is a defensive military in effect, with rebuilt Chevy Novas and the like serving as vehicles, and whatever can be scraped together, bought at national yard sales or home-built are also used. Major exports are uranium (not weapons grade), clothing and jewelry (mostly consisting of S&M gear) and musical groups. Tourism is healthy, with punks world-wide coming by to get a good break from regional politics of other nations, and some decide to stay for the duration. Many punk rock stars take their vacations here, and have homes for when they take their holidays.

And so we announce our bid to enter into the world stage. All friendly communications will be hailed and drank to. All nasty characters get the Bronx Cheer and two fingers in the air.

We would like to open diplomatic relations, trade and any other kind of fudgey goodness with other nations. And while we're at it, should we start a region up? We'll do so if other nations of like ideals would join up.

OOC: Pictures of local figures, and more info will be forthcoming. Pose any questions, and they'll be answered.
Free Outer Eugenia
15-11-2003, 06:51
Hokay, so here it is.

The nation of the Aging Punks is basically an area that was started 50 years ago by Bazzle Wormsworth, a Brooklyn punk OOC: Holla! Whereabouts in Brooklyn is he from? I may know the guy :lol:
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 06:53
OOC: Wow...punk music is so horrible... :x
15-11-2003, 06:56
Hokay, so here it is.

The nation of the Aging Punks is basically an area that was started 50 years ago by Bazzle Wormsworth, a Brooklyn punk OOC: Holla! Whereabouts in Brooklyn is he from? I may know the guy :lol:

OOC: Greenpoint. Williamsburg became an art-house nightmare. And SB, if you don't like it, change the dang channel!
Anhierarch
15-11-2003, 07:02
[ooc: This looks interesting :D ]

The Socialist Commonwealth of Anhierarch formally greets the nation of Aging Punks, which intrigues the Commonwealth Synod. We look forward to more information, and wish this nation a prosperous future.

~Speaker Myrios, for the Commonwealth Synod

First Among Equals

[ooc:The unofficial side.]

A slightly grubby envelope eventually finds its way to Aging Punks. It's addressed to "Any of you punks", and there is a return address.

It reads:

"Hey! A big hi from the punk scene here in Anhierarch. Well, mostly the Charles Bronson Crew because I don't know everybody in Anhierarch but I think they'd like you guys too. I'm the editor, writer, photographer and... all that other stuff for my zine, Razorblades and Beer. You'll find a copy in this envelope, distribute it and copy as much as you like, just don't charge any money for it. Basically as a zinester I'm just saying hi.

Just like to note that if any bands wanna do a gig here, a bit of international touring, just tell me and I'll try talking to some of the bigger distros around.

~Steve "The Skav" Blindsfelcht
Free Outer Eugenia
15-11-2003, 07:08
Hokay, so here it is.

The nation of the Aging Punks is basically an area that was started 50 years ago by Bazzle Wormsworth, a Brooklyn punk OOC: Holla! Whereabouts in Brooklyn is he from? I may know the guy :lol:

OOC: Greenpoint. Williamsburg became an art-house nightmare. And SB, if you don't like it, change the dang channel! OOC: I'm from Coney Island myself. Not really a punk though... more of a psuedo intelectual revolutionary wanna-be.
Anhierarch
15-11-2003, 07:19
[ooc:

-joins OOCness-

Singaporean punk reportin' for duty! Yar.]
15-11-2003, 07:26
<<Return comm: Anhierarch>>

To Speaker Myrios,

Thanks man! Maybe i'll pay you folks a visit, after I get my stretch Plymouth Satellite out of the shop. Eh heh heh. It'll be a blast!

Big Cheese Wez!

<<End comm>>

Parcel post package for the Skav:

From Mark Question of "Bugs and Drugs" zine.

(A letter is attached)

Hey, man. That was some mad crazy reading. And good job on the layouts! I'm sending this to Wez's Files to Keep Eyes On. Here's several copies of my zine, Bugs and Drugs. It has a band-listing by alphabetical order. Keep an eye out for Armed and Hammered! They're the nastiest!

OOC: Ah, Coney. I gotta hit that beach when spring breaks.
Anhierarch
15-11-2003, 07:49
<Reply Communique>

We would certainly look forward to that. Until then, We wish you all the best in your endeavors.

~Speaker Myrios

<End Communique>

The Skav sends another package shooting off.

Cool zine, man. They should keep me occupied for a while. Maybe some of our distros should collaborate to distribute some of our zines over to you guys and vice versa. That'd be cool, innit? In the meantime while I'm writing my latest issue I'll write up a review of your zine, tell 'em your the man to write to to get a copy. That cool?

Here's some more zines I think you might like, and a mix tape from a few bands I know. Cheers.

~The Skav
15-11-2003, 08:55
(A letter is shot back after a week.)

Sounds good to me! And the tape doesn't suck, but I think I need a translator for some of it. That Swedish stuff is hard, fast and completely foreign to me. Eh heh heh.
16-11-2003, 05:07
<<Smacko>>
Soviet Haaregrad
16-11-2003, 05:13
OOC: Oi! Oi! Spikey haired drunk punx! :D
Anhierarch
16-11-2003, 05:19
<The exchange of letters continues...>

Ah, yeah, that'd be the guys from the northern side of here. They speak this dialect, it sounds pretty neat. My favorite grindcore band comes from one of the cities up there, they call themselves Dissonant Chaos, brilliant stuff.

~The Skav
Free Outer Eugenia
16-11-2003, 05:30
OOC: Ah, Coney. I gotta hit that beach when spring breaks. OOC: Watch out for the hypodermics in the sand :wink:
17-11-2003, 18:36
Never mind the Coney Island White-fish, eh? Eh heh heh heh!