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Step right up!!! We have the highest quality slave Catholics in the world!!! We have 10000 to sell! All male! We also have 20000 female sex slaves!!!

18-35!!! None are over 35!!! They are on an all Catholic diet!!! The older ones are fed to the younger!!!

500$$ per male and 3000$$ per female!!!

You know, I support you in all things... but I think I'm gonna run and take cover from the flak this will cause.

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I will take all the Catholics. They can live in my highly Catholic nation, free from your tyranny. And I frown on you, in an understanding and forgiving, while totally non-judgemental sort of way.

By the Grace of God:
The Most Beneficient Holy Emperor Robertson
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Founder of Despots R Us
DRURRF Security Council Permanent Member
RDA Member
Honourary Duke of Clangerland
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Servant of the Servant of the Servant of God

"The greatest among you must be servant of all"

You know, I support you in all things... but I think I'm gonna run and take cover from the flak this will cause.

oh my god!!

I haven't seen you in months!!!

where have you been?

Normack you got a sick mind, but it is pretty cool. Wish i had thought of it.

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GIVE the FEMALES for FREE to ME OR I SHALL DECLARE WAR ON YOU WITH MY FLYING TANKS THAT SHOOT INVULNERABLE BULLETS!!

!stop or we will be forced to use our Catholic shield!!!

That's rights folks!!! Catholics are great as shields!!!

step right up!!!

MY FLYING GERBILS with WINGS THAT CAN FLY ARE DROPPING NUKES ON YOUR COUNTRY RIGHT NOW AND YOU ARE DEAD HAHAAHHAHAHA AND YOU CANNOT KIL THME CAUSE THEY WILL SUICIDE ON YOUR AIRPLANES AND DIE!!!lololL

hahah!!

I turn into the pink gerbil and have control of your flying gerbils!!!

I win!!!

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OOC: I've mostly been on II and here... Haven't seen you much either, been meaning to go back on General more, but after the Spam holocaust I haven't managed to make more than a few posts there.

I've been reasonably good, how about you?

I will take all the Catholics. They can live in my highly Catholic nation, free from your tyranny. And I frown on you, in an understanding and forgiving, while totally non-judgemental sort of way.


Hmmm... interesting..

would you perhaps like to purchase some Catholic-burgers instead?

no cow were hurt in their creation..

HA!!! you can use the catholic shield BUT I WILL MARCH IN WITH MY ELITE FLYING MONKEYS ON HORSES WITH MINIGUNS TAHT SHOOT LIGHTSABERS AND ALL TEH CATHOLICS DIE AND EVERYBODY ELSE DIES LOLOL YOU N000b!!


Your calling him a noob?? What are you like 2 days old?

Just like the good old Roman Empire Days, Nero.

Normack you got a sick mind, but it is pretty cool. Wish i had thought of it.

thanks! :D

I was just bored and got the idea from the slave auction

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*walks into room, totaly unaware of the chaos occuring inside*
*see's chaos* :shock:
*slowly walks out*

*runs back in with army of Pinguins*

OOC: I've mostly been on II and here... Haven't seen you much either, been meaning to go back on General more, but after the Spam holocaust I haven't managed to make more than a few posts there.

I've been reasonably good, how about you?

I've been good :-)

made just about 1000 posts since then... not been spending too much time here anymore :-(

:-) going to see Ny in about 1 month 10 days :o

Normack you got a sick mind, but it is pretty cool. Wish i had thought of it.

thanks! :D

I was just bored and got the idea from the slave auction

WOOOOOOOO! :twisted:

I will take all the Catholics. They can live in my highly Catholic nation, free from your tyranny. And I frown on you, in an understanding and forgiving, while totally non-judgemental sort of way.


Hmmm... interesting..

would you perhaps like to purchase some Catholic-burgers instead?

no cow were hurt in their creation..

Oh well, as long as no cows were hurt, that's fine. Carry on.

I'm just glad I don't live in your nation :(

I've been good :-)

made just about 1000 posts since then... not been spending too much time here anymore :-(

:-) going to see Ny in about 1 month 10 days :o

Good for you, good for you. I think I'll spend some more time at general, look foward to seeing ya.

YOU ARE A NOOB OYU WILL SUFFER AS MY STORMTROOPERS AND THEIR ROBOTICLY ENHANCED RECTUMS WILL KILL ALL TEH SOLDIERS IN YOUR COUNTRY AND SODOMIZE THE MEN WITH BROOMSTICKS AND I HAVE HAMSTERS TAHT HAVE C4 ON THEIR BACKS AND THEY ARE SUICIDING ON EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!!! muhahahahaha NOOB

are Gnome Army find and eat all the Hamsters!!!! C4 is yummy!!! .. they are getting gassy though :o

the robots are re-programmed to be DVD players!!!

bump!

OOC: I see...

*Gets his Crusader gear on*

*Contacts DOTF*

IC: Alexander Black pulled his suit of armor on over his head, then opened up a hotline to the DOTF.

While we here at Mikosolf does not understand why you ship out a labor force, but support actions that maintain order.

-Reif Dnefulwa, Chairman of Miksolf

Roania, this is an aged topic (about a month old) that Pink Gerbil bumped. Don't ask me why, but you can put down the flamethrower and shotgun.

Damn...

*Throws flamethrower down*

Guess we won't be burnin' any heretics today, Bessie.

I was about ready to rip Normack a new one until I saw the post date...

Roania, this is an aged topic (about a month old) that Pink Gerbil bumped. Don't ask me why, but you can put down the flamethrower and shotgun.

:P I am Normack

I was about ready to rip Normack a new one until I saw the post date...

*shoots Catholic bomb at you*

Seriously, If you have ANY both male or female Catholics left, We will take them ALL

*money wired*

Seriously, If you have ANY both male or female Catholics left, We will take them ALL

*money wired*

Touch them, and be destroyed.

Seriously, If you have ANY both male or female Catholics left, We will take them ALL

*money wired*

Touch them, and be destroyed.

why :o :?:

Because our Catholics must be protected at all costs.

~Random Roanian on street.

Step right up!!! We have the highest quality slave Catholics in the world!!! We have 10000 to sell! All male! We also have 20000 female sex slaves!!!

18-35!!! None are over 35!!! They are on an all Catholic diet!!! The older ones are fed to the younger!!!

500$$ per male and 3000$$ per female!!!


We will take all you got. We always have room for labor, haha.

Because our Catholics must be protected at all costs.

~Random Roanian on street.

try and stop us!

Step right up!!! We have the highest quality slave Catholics in the world!!! We have 10000 to sell! All male! We also have 20000 female sex slaves!!!

18-35!!! None are over 35!!! They are on an all Catholic diet!!! The older ones are fed to the younger!!!

500$$ per male and 3000$$ per female!!!


We will take all you got. We always have room for labor, haha.

we will send them tomorrow!!! they will arrive on a leaky boat all packed in to several tanks!!!!! chances are 40% will be dead and the rest will be afloat in human fecal mater and other bodily fluids!!!! we take pride in our metheds!!!

we are also send some Roanian tourists!!!

Because our Catholics must be protected at all costs.

~Random Roanian on street.

try and stop us!

IC:Imperial Forces will watch this "crises".

-Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
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OOC: Both of yous get back in line before I waste the lot all of yous.]

I know Normack is largher than me, but that's the pop bug talking....

I'm not larger then you and don't have the pop bug

I do have a good size pop but it's the well used issues that did that

I know Normack is largher than me, but that's the pop bug talking....

I'm not larger then you and don't have the pop bug

I do have a good size pop but it's the well used issues that did that

OOC: Crap Sorry I should of sworn you had it, removed.

no need to be sorry

Because our Catholics must be protected at all costs.

~Random Roanian on street.

try and stop us!

Okay...

*Contacts Holy Latin Empire*

Because our Catholics must be protected at all costs.

~Random Roanian on street.

try and stop us!

Okay...

*Contacts Holy Latin Empire*

What!?!?!? What are you doing?!?!? Stop that!!!

*executes a young Catholic*

*and his mother*

Seriously, If you have ANY both male or female Catholics left, We will take them ALL

*money wired*

Touch them, and be destroyed.

Did you mean that as in Hurt them and be destroyed, or just taking them in general

If its the former, We have absolutely no intention as harming them, we, in fact, are attempting to liborate them from slavery or death, and well set them free as soon as transport is complete

Emergency DoTF TV broadcast

The Defenders of the Faith alliance has condemned the actions of Normack selling Catholic citizens as slaves. We urge Normack to rescind these actions against Catholics and their forced exposure to slavery.

The actions of Normack are condemned and any deaths of Catholics resulting from these actions will be seen as an attack on the Catholic Church and nations of the world.

Approaching Christmas time, this is not a good action and the Catholic peoples of Normack do not deserve to be treated in such a inhumane manner.

Cardinal Augustus Brown, Minister of Religion and Culture

Normski,

Haven't your actions against Catholics got you into trouble before? (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1520843&highlight=#1520843)

LOL,

WN

Emergency DoTF TV broadcast

The Defenders of the Faith alliance has condemned the actions of Normack selling Catholic citizens as slaves. We urge Normack to rescind these actions against Catholics and their forced exposure to slavery.

The actions of Normack are condemned and any deaths of Catholics resulting from these actions will be seen as an attack on the Catholic Church and nations of the world.

Approaching Christmas time, this is not a good action and the Catholic peoples of Normack do not deserve to be treated in such a inhumane manner.

Cardinal Augustus Brown, Minister of Religion and Culture

all people in the nation of Normack are subject to our laws and will, we have begun to clense this nation of normack of this scum and will do it how we please

Normski,

Haven't your actions against Catholics got you into trouble before? (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1520843&highlight=#1520843)

LOL,

WN

good times :-)

Anybody interested in a few Jehovah's Witnesses? They'd be really good as door to door salesmen, tax collectors or as gag gifts for the person who has everything.

Emergency DoTF TV broadcast

The Defenders of the Faith alliance has condemned the actions of Normack selling Catholic citizens as slaves. We urge Normack to rescind these actions against Catholics and their forced exposure to slavery.

The actions of Normack are condemned and any deaths of Catholics resulting from these actions will be seen as an attack on the Catholic Church and nations of the world.

Approaching Christmas time, this is not a good action and the Catholic peoples of Normack do not deserve to be treated in such a inhumane manner.

Cardinal Augustus Brown, Minister of Religion and Culture

CRUSADE! CRUSADE! CRUSADE!

CRUSADE!

CRUSADE! CRUSADE! CRUSADE!

CRUSADE!

You dare call for a crusade against Normack!? If your crusade starts I shall happily lead a black crusade against you!

"Normack, you cannot sell what is not your's. Cease this action immediately and simply deport the catholics. I am athesist, however, if these demands are ignored, a disaster beyond your imagination may occur."

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Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Star Empire of Steel Butterfly,
In the Orion Sector which includes:
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII,
Aeisis, Bivens, Esthar VIII
Orion Sector Alliance Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium)

Step right up!!! We have the highest quality slave Catholics in the world!!! We have 10000 to sell! All male! We also have 20000 female sex slaves!!!

18-35!!! None are over 35!!! They are on an all Catholic diet!!! The older ones are fed to the younger!!!

500$$ per male and 3000$$ per female!!!

I'll have 1,000,000 males

"Normack, you cannot sell what is not your's. Cease this action immediately and simply deport the catholics. I am athesist, however, if these demands are ignored, a disaster beyond your imagination may occur."

but I belive that they are mine! all people and things currently in Normack are the propety of Normack! we will not be told what to do by any other nation! We hate these catholics and will deal with them as we see fit!!!

if you prevent us from selling them we will have no choice but to kill them

Step right up!!! We have the highest quality slave Catholics in the world!!! We have 10000 to sell! All male! We also have 20000 female sex slaves!!!

18-35!!! None are over 35!!! They are on an all Catholic diet!!! The older ones are fed to the younger!!!

500$$ per male and 3000$$ per female!!!

I'll have 1,000,000 males

we do not have 1,000,000 males! and our original stock has been sold!!! however a new stock of 35000 males will become avilable as soon as the exit the breeding program!

"Normack, you cannot sell what is not your's. Cease this action immediately and simply deport the catholics. I am athesist, however, if these demands are ignored, a disaster beyond your imagination may occur."

but I belive that they are mine! all people and things currently in Normack are the propety of Normack! we will not be told what to do by any other nation! We hate these catholics and will deal with them as we see fit!!!

if you prevent us from selling them we will have no choice but to kill them

"So be it...I can merely hope that the international community takes note"

Why don't you like Catholics? :cry:


Are you one of those people who uses this kind of hypocritical statement :
"All Catholics are sterotyping conservative scum!" ?

"Normack, you cannot sell what is not your's. Cease this action immediately and simply deport the catholics. I am athesist, however, if these demands are ignored, a disaster beyond your imagination may occur."

but I belive that they are mine! all people and things currently in Normack are the propety of Normack! we will not be told what to do by any other nation! We hate these catholics and will deal with them as we see fit!!!

if you prevent us from selling them we will have no choice but to kill them

"So be it...I can merely hope that the international community takes note"

>> all people and things currently in Normack are the propety of Normack!

People are property to be sold like cars and sheep? Violation of their rights and the UN charter.

Normack, you know very well this violates more then one rule. Your not allowed to sell any particular group of people (That's a game rule), and your also not allowed to sell people (That's a basic human right rule).

I'd advise you to step down.

>> all people and things currently in Normack are the propety of Normack!

People are property to be sold like cars and sheep? Violation of their rights and the UN charter.

What Rights?!?!? we decide who has rights!!! and decide who hasn't! who are you to decide what the rights of our people are!!! we are not part of the UN!!!! We will not be sybject to their currupt laws created by scum!

Normack, you know very well this violates more then one rule. Your not allowed to sell any particular group of people (That's a game rule), and your also not allowed to sell people (That's a basic human right rule).

I'd advise you to step down.

OOC: Actually Bas, I have no idea what you are talking about. I don't know of any rule that disallows the prosecution of a certain group of people for RP purposes and It's easy to see why:

Unlike you I am not a little mod butt-monkey that spends lots of time memorizing rules just so he can spend the rest of the day sucking up to mobs and pointing out mistakes in a stupid attempt to gain acknowledgment, nor do I spend the day looking through every
thread from the day to find something to go running to the mods with

OOC:I see you like stirring up the pot.

IC:Well the Gerexi mines have a 70% Death rate, theres always an demand for workers for the mines.

~Tirah Colonial Allaince Triconsuls.

OOC: All I know is that this thread is over a month old and plenty of real mods and a x-mod have been around in this forum while it was on the first page to see it, and none of the felt it bad enough to say it was against the rules or even to pop in with an upset face

IC: really? can we work out a price?

Hey I dont want any catholics!

IC:We need as many workers as you can get us. How about 2,000 Credits for each person able to work in the mines.

IC:We need as many workers as you can get us. How about 2,000 Credits for each person able to work in the mines.

and one credit is worth how much?

One credit is equal to 5 US Dollars.

It's a deal then! you are now the proud owner of 35000 males Catholic slaves! where would you liked them deliverd?

Well unless you got some space ships a transport will pick them up, Tirah is a colony world after all, if it wasn't for the mines there would be about nothing here but farmers and small craftsmen.

then we will require transport, although we do have the technology, Pepsi is mighty fickle about non-commercial flights

That will be provided then, the transport will be dispatched to pick them up.

It's been a pleasure doing business with you

Indeed, the mine always can use workers with the forementioned death rate.

aye, but should you increase the death rate to 100% then we will be able to provide workers at half cost

Oh hush, we here at Mikosolf feel that any death rates are a bad thing, how can you get labor out of a corpse?

So we sudjest this: tougher workers

or

making it somewhat safer

of

making it 100% and keep buying em!

I could understand your position if it were one of a single rich person but a few rich people should more then be able to afford the perchase of new slave