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A new nation has been born. My nation. Fair warning to all those who would dare oppose me. I will not be taken lightly.

Though, all those who wish to join me in my region (Balmoria) they may. My nation is a kind and peaceful nation when NOT PROVOKED.

You have been warned.

Ok, I oppose you!! What are you gonna do? send 65798413541674984 nukes at me????


[mutters]Damn N00B

We regard you nation and region as part of our mighty Empire. You may bow to me now.

*provokes*

We regard you nation and region as part of our mighty Empire. You may bow to me now.

*sighs* I thought this might happen.....

they threatened us. They're obviously a small terroist group. It will only be a matter of time until we need to send a tank to pacify the region anyway.

I deamn you royal cofee gaurd. Its like being my body gaurd except you have to get in the way if I spill my cofee.

Welcome to the world young one.

May your nation prosper, and your citizens bow to your wisdom.

These are the words of the High Council of the CiG-Nation

Yeah, well, it should happen Falastur. We all went through this, this guy should to.

Ah, dear n00b...I mean Sumarians...you have made the same mistake that countless fools have made before you. I wish to oppose you, and dare to see what you can do about it.

Eredron welcomes the Sumarians into the international community, and will open up full diplomatic relations, if acceptable to your government.

[mutters]Damn N00B

([mutters] jackass...)

To the Most Exaulted Leader of the the Sumarians,

Greetings from the Grand Iansislean Empire and its Dominions! We have noticed that your country appeared on our maps for the first time, as is wont to happen these days, and felt it best that we establish full diplomatic relations, lest the impositions of (ic and ooc) snobbish, elitest prigs convince you that a return to isolationsism would be the best course of action.

From the desk of Minister of Foreign Affairs Lord MacIntyre
In the name of His Imperial Majesty High King James III of Callahan

Yeah yeah you n00bs disgust me.

Yeah yeah you n00bs disgust me.

I'm sure you meant no harm or disrespect, but it certaintly came off in the wrong way. Just keep our peaceful nation out of it. "We come in peace"

And that applies to all of you as well.

I'm sure you meant no harm or disrespect, but it certaintly came off in the wrong way. Just keep our peaceful nation out of it. "We come in peace"

And that applies to all of you as well.

Yeah yeah you n00bs disgust me.

Yeah yeah you n00bs disgust me.

(OOC)We don't have a problem with new Nations, but a new nation coming on and threatening the world community straight off?

Its like the Cook Islands becoming properly independent from New Zealand and immediately threatening America that their vessels will not be tolerated near the Cook Islands....hardly sounds realistic does it?

Besides, Dyelli Beybi has a history of trying to absorb small countries.

Besides, Dyelli Beybi has a history of trying to absorb small countries.

Fair enough, I spose almost everyone did go through it at some point.....

(OOC)I didn't try to absorb you did I?


Anyway, that post is about as far as I intend to go :P

Ok, first off. No i didnt threaten any of you. i warned you. and for those who ask what i would do against you, learn your history. search the sumarians at google or somthing. then you will know what we can do.

anyway,

I am not a n00b. hell, i hate the phrase n00b. stop acting like hackers and just say noob or newbie or something like that. Ive had many countries on nation states. my most recent one was hawk flight. But sadly it got deleted 'cause my internet was shut off for a while.

furthermore,

We bow to no one.
nor do we serve coffie to anyone.

Coffee Is God, I thank you for your warm greeting.

Eredron, I would be happy to have relations with you and your people.

Iansisle, if that jackass was not directed toward me, then the same goes to you. I would be happy to have diplomatic relations with you. I am not a snobb, nor stuck up so you have nothing to worry about.

Eridanus, spammers are a hell-of-a-lot more annoying and discusting than noobs. (and remember IM NOT A NOOB)

Midsummer, Hiya, and welcome to balmoria, I hope you find it to your liking.

Dyelli Beybi, Like i said, i wasnt threatening, i was warning. thats all. i want to have peacefull relations with all.

Now,

Seeings how i feal i just clear everything up let me make one more statement.

We have come in peace, in search of peacefull nations. We shall not be threatened, nor mocked. Even if it is the old oldest nation around.

Later on, i may tell you all what we have the ability to do. but i advise you to look up our history and understand what we are capible of.

But when you look into our history, dont just look at one page. go to different sites.

That is the end of my statement. I leave you now to reply.

"Watch your back, because you will never know who will want to stab it next.": Nighthawk - The Wings of Fate

Iansisle, if that jackass was not directed toward me, then the same goes to you. I would be happy to have diplomatic relations with you. I am not a snobb, nor stuck up so you have nothing to worry about.

(No worries, mate - I was talking about certain other parties (who shall remain nameless...you know who you are) that were somewhat less than welcoming. Everyone ought to be given a chance; hell, I remember when I first wandered onto this game. Also, I frankly didn't see what the big deal about a country asking to have its sovereign rights respected was.

So, yeah, to put a conclusion to a rambling and fairly pointless rant, welcome (back) to the game, and rest assured that I meant no insult...to you.)

(OOC) You may be called the Sumarians, but I doubt you would last 10 minutes against most of the major Nations, especially if you're using genuine Sumarian tactics with your mules and spears and copper weapons.

(OOC)I didn't try to absorb you did I?


Anyway, that post is about as far as I intend to go :P

Nah, you never tried to absorb me....but then I never posted a RP first post....I slowly got into the RP forums from the general forums....

(OOC) I started off by doing polls, then going into OOC posts, then finally a few IC ones. My first topic of my own was a National election poll thing in which every candidate seemed about as worthy as a bowl of fruit.

(OOC) I started off by doing polls, then going into OOC posts, then finally a few IC ones. My first topic of my own was a National election poll thing in which every candidate seemed about as worthy as a bowl of fruit.

I've never made a topic of my own before....I've wondered about it a few times, but never actually made one. And I couldn't do an election because you don't elect Emperors :D But my Emperor is just as worthy as your candidates.....

Dear all

This is sickening. You all have a big go at Sumarians, he was on the other hand, quite rude and agressive but he is young and inexperienced.
He was acting like a N00B but he probably dosent understand many rules and theories of RP.
If anyone lays a finger on a baby nation like that will have to answer to Blood Peak and The Democratic Federation.

Sumarians, dont draw so much attention to yourself with a couple of days starting. You will find nations which are inherently agresssive, just keep you head down for a couple of months.

Yours Faithfully

James Lawner, Emperor of Blood Peak, Guardian of The Protectorate of Coldsteam and Commander in Chief of the Democratic Federation Military Services

Ok, first off. No i didnt threaten any of you. i warned you. and for those who ask what i would do against you, learn your history. search the sumarians at google or somthing. then you will know what we can do.

anyway,

I am not a n00b. hell, i hate the phrase n00b. stop acting like hackers and just say noob or newbie or something like that. Ive had many countries on nation states. my most recent one was hawk flight. But sadly it got deleted 'cause my internet was shut off for a while.

furthermore,

We bow to no one.
nor do we serve coffie to anyone.

Coffee Is God, I thank you for your warm greeting.

Eredron, I would be happy to have relations with you and your people.

Iansisle, if that jackass was not directed toward me, then the same goes to you. I would be happy to have diplomatic relations with you. I am not a snobb, nor stuck up so you have nothing to worry about.

Eridanus, spammers are a hell-of-a-lot more annoying and discusting than noobs. (and remember IM NOT A NOOB)

Midsummer, Hiya, and welcome to balmoria, I hope you find it to your liking.

Dyelli Beybi, Like i said, i wasnt threatening, i was warning. thats all. i want to have peacefull relations with all.

Now,

Seeings how i feal i just clear everything up let me make one more statement.

We have come in peace, in search of peacefull nations. We shall not be threatened, nor mocked. Even if it is the old oldest nation around.

Later on, i may tell you all what we have the ability to do. but i advise you to look up our history and understand what we are capible of.

But when you look into our history, dont just look at one page. go to different sites.

That is the end of my statement. I leave you now to reply.

"Watch your back, because you will never know who will want to stab it next.": Nighthawk - The Wings of Fate

OOC: gods but I love this post !! It may become one of my all time favorites.
IC:

The people of Celeborne extend the hand of friendship to you. Welcome to the world. We would be interested in negotiating a trade and mutual non-aggression pact with you , at your conveniece.

The Ralish wonder- are these Sumarians still in Sumer? Are they as advanced as their ancestors, or have they moved on?

Boats are sent from Alshor (Turkey, northern Iraq and so on) along the Tigris and Euphrates, in search of the answers.


(ooc: The Ralish Empire is a late bronze age civilisation)

i hate the phrase n00b.

It's not a phrase, it's a word.

im a small nation but i have mannnnnnnnnnnny nation friends to say this for....



WE ALL HATE YOU, WE ALL HATE YOU, NA NA NA NA, YOU CANT DO NOTHING BECAUSE WE ALL JUST PROVOKED YOU, NA NA NA NA NA, BOOM, NA NA NA NA, WE ALL DONT WANT TO HEAR IT, WE SHALE BOW BEFOR KING SHIT!!!

To the Sumerians and Midsummer:

The Princapality of Ashevile (Formerly the Duchies of Buncombe, Henderson, and Brevard and the Free Citys of Bat Cave and Skyland) greets you and would like to apply for admission to the region of Balmoria. We are sure that we will be able to find many areas to cooperate on, and we hope for peace and progress in our nation, region and world.

Prince William I,
High Prince of Asheville

Dear all

This is sickening. You all have a big go at Sumarians, he was on the other hand, quite rude and agressive but he is young and inexperienced.
He was acting like a N00B but he probably dosent understand many rules and theories of RP.
If anyone lays a finger on a baby nation like that will have to answer to Blood Peak and The Democratic Federation.

Sumarians, dont draw so much attention to yourself with a couple of days starting. You will find nations which are inherently agresssive, just keep you head down for a couple of months.

Yours Faithfully

James Lawner, Emperor of Blood Peak, Guardian of The Protectorate of Coldsteam and Commander in Chief of the Democratic Federation Military Services
He's quite right you know. My posts #s are very low for a reason

Iansisle, Thanks for the support.

Dyelli Beybi, I take it you didnt look into the history...

Blood Peak, you, like Iansisle, i thank you for you support

Celeborne, hehehe, yea i liked it too. thats kinda the reson i posted it :)

The Ralish, thank you for looking into the history and actually understanding a little of what we are. be beleve me, we are much more advanced than we were and history says.

Daikerta, touche, but the meaning still stands

The NecroZon, "WE ALL HATE YOU, WE ALL HATE YOU, NA NA NA NA, YOU CANT DO NOTHING BECAUSE WE ALL JUST PROVOKED YOU, NA NA NA NA NA, BOOM, NA NA NA NA, WE ALL DONT WANT TO HEAR IT, WE SHALE BOW BEFOR KING SHIT!!!" What the hell was that all about?

And Finnaly,

Asheville, You and all others are more than welcome to join us in our region of Balmoria. Live peacefully and prosperously.

Also,

Notice how Eridanus has not yet replied to me...

I would also like to appologize. I would like to apologize for the abruptnes and rashness of my previous statments.

By the Hand of the Lord, and Supreme Ruler of the Sumarians,
Skyhawk - The Wings of Fate

"Watch you back, because you will never know who will want to stab it next."- Nighthawk

Actually I have quite a comprehensive background in Ancient History. So you're based on a very early bronze age civilisation? So? Can you clarify to me why I should be impressed?