NationStates Jolt Archive

FOR SALE: Genuine Panda hide sofas - DNA authenticated, with official certificate. Time's running out. There will be no more after this public offer. Buy now or regret forever !!! POA.

Also in stock, limited time only: ULTRA RARE !!! GENUINE SMALLPOX CULTURE !!! They told you they detroyed it. They lied. POA.

Barry, His Excellency's janitor

Uh... what exactly is that janitor on? I'd like to get some for, uh... research.

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Zonker Harris
Crimmond New Age Guru
Former Hippy
Quote: "What you guys need is to relax and get a good supply of weed..."

The EI Politburo condemns Frrpistan for selling panda hide sofas.

If we find any poachers, we summarily execute them or throw them into jail for a while