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Lunatic Retard Robots Storefront (TONS OF STUFF LOW PRICES)

Lunatic Retard Robots
13-11-2003, 02:09
At the LRR storefront, we sell almost anything! If you don't see it advertised, ask for it. Odds are, we will have it in stock.

Our Guarantee:

If any products you buy from here are unsatisfactory, you get your money back!

Products/Services List:

Ships:

Kadesh Light Fighter
Kadesh Needleship
Kadesh Frigate
Kadesh Heavy Fighter
Turanic Raider Missile Corvette
Turanic Raider Boarding/Marine Corvette
Turanic Raider Interceptor Fighter
Turanic Raider Ion Cannon Frigate


Music/Music Related:

Buena Vista Social Club
Best of the Talking Heads
Naked CD (Talking Heads)
Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits (Vols I, II, III)
ChangesBowie
Black Tie, White Noise (David Bowie)
Jimi Hendrix's Greatest Hits
The Best of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
AD/DC- The Definitive Collection (Digitally Remastered)
The Best of the J. Geils Band
Jimi Hendrix Posters/Memorabilia
The Best of Elvis Costello
Slide Guitar
Electric Guitar (L&F Model D-22)
Pacabel; Canon & Other Baroque Favorites
Talking Heads; Sand in the Vaseline

Literature:

The Ultimate Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Contains The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life, the Universe, and Everything, So Long, And thanks for All The Fish, Mostly Harmless)
The Foundation Series, by Isaac Asimov
The Robot Series, by Isaac Asimov
The Empire Series, by Isaac Asimov
The Robot-Builders' Bonanza, by Gordon McComb
Lasers, Ray Guns, and Light Cannons, by Gordon McComb
On the Shoulders of Giants, by Stepehen Hawking
Jennifer Government, by Max Barry
Syrup, by Maxx Barry
Alpha & Omega, by Charles Seife

Vehicles:

The Bluesmobile
Mr. T's Van (Replica)

Services:

Pouchg, Roosta & Sons Interstellar Shipping & Trade Co. Inc.
Robert Carlyle & Company Shipbuilding
John Locke Shipbuilding
Gordon Long & Sons Shipbuilding
Thomas Young Shipsmiths
Fredrick Douglass Galactic Shipping
LRRIT Shipbuilding
LRRSF Shipbuilding & Drive Yards
LRRIT Clean Energy Comission
LRRIT Space Station Design Team

[b]Cost Table:

Ships:

Fighter 1 billion-5 billion USD
Corvette: 6 billion-15 billion
Frigate: 20 billion-35 billion

Music/Music Related Items: 10-70 USD

Literature: 20-50 USD

Vehicles: 2500-5000 USD

Services: 400,000-10 Million USD (10-30 Billion for custom ships)

Kadesh Mothership/Fighters/Frigate:

http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/kadesh/index.html

Truanic Raider Corvettes/Fighter/Frigate:

http://well-of-souls.com/homeworld/hws/turanic/index.html

Sand In the Vaseline

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Tracks:

1. Sugar On My Tongue
2. I Want To Live
3. Love- Building on Fire (A very rousing song)
4. I Wish You Wouldn't Say That
5. Psycho Killer
6. Don't Worry About The Government
7. No Compassion
8.Warning Sign
9. The Big Country
10. Take Me To The River
11. Heaven
12. Memories Can't Wait
13. I Zimbra
14. Once In A Lifetime (A very rousing song)
15. Crosseyed And Painless
16. Burning Down The House (LRR National Anthem)
17. Swamp
18. This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)

Black Tie, White Noise (David Bowie)

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Tracks:

1. The Wedding
2. You've Been Around
3. I Feel Free
4. Black Tie White Noise
5. Jump They Say
6. Nite Flights
7. Pallas Athena
8. Miracle Goodnight
9. Don't Let Me Down & Down
10. Looking For Lester
11. I Know Its Gonna Happen Someday
12. The Wedding Song
13. Jump They Say (Alternate Mix)
14. Lucy Can't Dance
Lunatic Retard Robots
15-11-2003, 04:29
Bumparosa
15-11-2003, 04:40
His Most Enlightened One requests the purchase of three Bluesmobiles, as he knows that the truth path to enlightenment lies within the Blues Brothers. He also wonders whether the shipping is also provided for, and at what extra cost it will be.

- Hand of His Most Enlightened One

"Everybodyyy, needs somebody, everybodyyy, needs somebody to love..."

- Harry, HMEO's Jester
Lunatic Retard Robots
16-11-2003, 00:00
His Most Enlightened One requests the purchase of three Bluesmobiles, as he knows that the truth path to enlightenment lies within the Blues Brothers. He also wonders whether the shipping is also provided for, and at what extra cost it will be.

- Hand of His Most Enlightened One

"Everybodyyy, needs somebody, everybodyyy, needs somebody to love..."

- Harry, HMEO's Jester

Shipping & Handling is 200 USD more.

But otherwise, your order is confirmed.