MiG-21s
Hi, err, a few years ago we planted some MiG-21 trees; you know, for the sake of decoration. Well, they totally grew out of control and now we have MiG-21s everywhere and don't know what to do with them. All sorts of varieties. Anyways, my point is,they're free if you just come pick them up. Thanx.
Do I take the exit on World War III Blvd., or should I just go all the way to Armageddon Ave.?
You exit on armageddon, but then you take Reactor Way almost all the way back to WW3 Blvd; it's just easier to turn into that way.
GMC Military Arms
12-11-2003, 11:37
Hmm...Perhap you could teach your nation's children to play games with them, say drill holes in them and use them as conkers or fill them up with aviation fuel and blow shit up.
Excellent...now, could I interest you in the purchase of some high quality Neu Holstein crude oil to fuel those gas-guzzling little bastards....
If you don't mind, Vervun would also like 500 MiGs
It's about time every single high school student in my country gets a weapon of moderate destruction. Note to staffers: 5 bonus planes for whomever gets the country's budget fixed.
Sure. Take more. Take a thousand. Quick, everybody arm themselves to the teeth.
BTW, not only do we offer oil, we also offer technical & maintenance services for your newly acquired MiG Design Bureau 21. As well as munitions and spare parts...but those things cost money of course....*smirk*
I'm sending 5 transport ships to pick up as many MIGs as you can spare. Are you sure you don't need money?
the MiGs for Guns program is a resounding success! Our legislature is currently debating a measure that will extend the program to include drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, and deadly broccoli.
Thank you, MiG trees!
illl take 2,000 more- you know our region is cold war
Very well then. Vervun will take a thousand. Transport ships and aircraft are on their way to pick them up.
How much are you charging for oil, technical & maintenance services, munitions and spare parts?
I think a thousand should be plenty enough to be carrying on with, so transports are on their way. How much would 10 long range, 10 medium range, and 10 short range AAMs for each MiG cost?
Maintenance:
We offer 2 programs;
1) Professional military - exquisite maintenance services, including training *your* technicians, to standards far exceeding the original MiG Bureau specifications.
2) Disposable - (incl. fast-turn-around-fresh-pilot-training) This training program is ideal if you really just want to present targets for the enemy pilots to waste missiles on, and maybe stray into SAM range...
Parts:
1) Recondition Certified parts - %65 of list cost, through-out the entire Russian lineup.
2) New Parts - We're undercutting ever Russian supplier by %5. Just take their catalog, deduct %5, and voila!
3) Western Systesm - We also offer avionics and weapons guidance systems, as well as munitions, from many western sources, including but not limited to Blaupunkt and Gruman. Perfect combination for the Professional Military option.
Coming soon:
Chinese knock-offs of Russian Cold Plasma stealth systems at a discounted price!!
Maintenance:
1) Professional military - exquisite maintenance services, including training *your* technicians, to standards far exceeding the original MiG Bureau specifications.
3) Western Systesm - We also offer avionics and weapons guidance systems, as well as munitions, from many western sources, including but not limited to Blaupunkt and Gruman. Perfect combination for the Professional Military option.
Vervun would be interested in both these. What would the price cost be?
Well, essentially, your soul. You see, we'll give you the MiG's for free. We'll give them to you and your worst enemy. And we'll continue to supply you with costly parts and munitions during your costly wars with said parties. You can slaughter each other for decades, and the only thing we really need from you is a blank check. Thank you :D