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I, Graf Iosef IV, Monarch and beloved leader of the Grand Duchy of Quizmart, put pen to page on this glorious twelfth day of November to request the attention of those who value legitimate economic cooperation, and moral responsibility.

Pending approval by our most honorable Duma, I do hereby offer an exchange, which may be of considerable benefit to those willing to take the mantle of responsibility upon themselves.

I speak of course, of Uranium! This marvelous mineral has been found in immense quantities, beneath the very mountains of Quizmart! It would greatly please us to enter into an arrangement with an industirial nation, whereby we would exchange uranium for civilian nuclear technology. We would of course, gladly comply with all IAEC safety and security regulations and recommendations.

But be warned! We are not in the game of simply selling this most precious of all minerals to whomever may desire it for nefarious purposes of their own. Rogue nations, or indeed any nation ruled by psychotic malcontents, cruel Nabobs, or otherwise unsavory and uncivilized folk need not apply.

His Eminence,
Graf Iosef IV

OOC: That was soooo well written! Nice work!

OOC: Bravo! Sadly, I get my uranium from the various nations I've stripped to the bedrock...

What's a Nabob?

OOC: Thanks. Hopefully the Graf will be able to force his way into other diplomatic discussions.

I, Graf Iosef IV, Monarch and beloved leader of the Grand Duchy of Quizmart, put pen to page on this glorious twelfth day of November to request the attention of those who value legitimate economic cooperation, and moral responsibility.

Pending approval by our most honorable Duma, I do hereby offer an exchange, which may be of considerable benefit to those willing to take the mantle of responsibility upon themselves.

I speak of course, of Uranium! This marvelous mineral has been found in immense quantities, beneath the very mountains of Quizmart! It would greatly please us to enter into an arrangement with an industirial nation, whereby we would exchange uranium for civilian nuclear technology. We would of course, gladly comply with all IAEC safety and security regulations and recommendations.

But be warned! We are not in the game of simply selling this most precious of all minerals to whomever may desire it for nefarious purposes of their own. Rogue nations, or indeed any nation ruled by psychotic malcontents, cruel Nabobs, or otherwise unsavory and uncivilized folk need not apply.

His Eminence,
Graf Iosef IV

The Imperial Department or Mining and Resouces would be pleased to offer such with a nation of your stature. Perhaps we provoid nuclear power planet and reactor cores for electricty and/or medical proposes. Imperial Forces itself has no Nuclear Power Station, but we are confindent in our abilties.
We we wish is a uranium to be built which will be made with the best tech we currently have, the workforce will be empolyed by your own people, will be insured and be run by the IDoMS.

OOC: lol, when i read this my mind flashed back to one of the newbie guides
Nation a: i am selling steel
Nation B: i declare war on nation a so i can get the steel
Nation C: I support Nation B in this war
Natiuon a: You too are both [insert insult here]
[insert flame war here]


Sorry, it just flashed to mind. I wouldnt declare war over uranium

IC: I will offer you 100 billion dollars to give Lapse unlimited access to the Uranium. We will mine it and give 1/2 of it to your nation and take half for ourselves

I, Graf Iosef IV, Monarch and beloved leader of the Grand Duchy of Quizmart, put pen to page on this glorious twelfth day of November to request the attention of those who value legitimate economic cooperation, and moral responsibility.

Pending approval by our most honorable Duma, I do hereby offer an exchange, which may be of considerable benefit to those willing to take the mantle of responsibility upon themselves.

I speak of course, of Uranium! This marvelous mineral has been found in immense quantities, beneath the very mountains of Quizmart! It would greatly please us to enter into an arrangement with an industirial nation, whereby we would exchange uranium for civilian nuclear technology. We would of course, gladly comply with all IAEC safety and security regulations and recommendations.

But be warned! We are not in the game of simply selling this most precious of all minerals to whomever may desire it for nefarious purposes of their own. Rogue nations, or indeed any nation ruled by psychotic malcontents, cruel Nabobs, or otherwise unsavory and uncivilized folk need not apply.

His Eminence,
Graf Iosef IV

It would honor us in the extreme to aid someone as well spoken as you in the acquiring of civilian nuclear power plants.

What do you require?

Honorable Sirs,

I have placed your respective offers before the Duma, and after some considerable debate, they have recommended a course of action that I feel will be satisfactory to all concerned.

Our most esteemed Minister of Electrification has personally informed me that what we need most is the designs for the plant itself, any technological devices that cannot currently be produced within The Grand Duchy of Quizmart, spare parts, and of course, competent staff.

Having reviewed the offers, I find that I cannot in good conscience accept the most gracious offer of the Hypocritical States of Lapse, as our own miners are more than capable of extracting the mineral, and the offer contains no provision for the transfer of technology.

I would like to sincerely thank the Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces for its interest, and hope that a relationship between our two nations may flourish and grow. However, we wish for our first-ever nuclear plant to be constructed by a nation with more experience in the area. We do not doubt your capabilities, but the necessary engineering will take time, and I desperately wish for the plant to be ready for our centennial celebrations.

The decision then, is to request that the nation of Roania supply us with the necessary equipment, expertise and training required for such a task. Further, we ask that some of our brightest young students be allowed to attend Roanian Universities, where they will learn the marvels of modern science and engineering.

My underlings will of course handle trivial details, and will be in contact shortly.

His Eminence,
Graf Iosef IV

OOC: By 'His underlings will handle details,' I mean there is no real money or resource exchange, so I'm not worrying about it.

TO: His Eminence Graf Iosef 4
FROM: Secretary, Ministry of Foreign Affairs
RE: Uranium

His Eminence, the Greater Imperial Kingdom would be most pleased to help in this project. Please do kindly state what is needed, and we will get back to you as soon as possible.

Secretary for Ministry of Foreign Affairs

I would like to sincerely thank the Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces for its interest, and hope that a relationship between our two nations may flourish and grow. However, we wish for our first-ever nuclear plant to be constructed by a nation with more experience in the area. We do not doubt your capabilities, but the necessary engineering will take time, and I desperately wish for the plant to be ready for our centennial celebrations.

Psst, we do have nuclear plants, we just keep them secret since we forces labour elves, slave and test very, very bad things.....

Your country may have access to nuclear technology, however, do you have a reprocessing plant? If your country does not have one, my country will gladly build one for you, on condition that the material that is to be reprocessed will only be used for civilian purposes.