NationStates Jolt Archive

20the Centruy FOX has been looking for new Sponsors, after the last ones all were disassembled due to Government Monopolization Laws, and Embezzlement Scandals, and such...

Former Sponsors include such notables as:

ENRON
Martha Stewart Living
K-Mart
World Telecom
Pacific Gas & Electric
OPEC

And many others!

~20th Century FOX~
"We're not Biased! No, seriously, we're not... Why are you laughing?"

http://www.promotion2001.de/Merchandising/Logo-Fox.gif

hey, if youse needs some spansers, we can help youse out

hey, if youse needs some spansers, we can help youse out

No thanks, the entire Board of Directors has already been indited Nine times this year for getting money from "Unlawful" sources... ten Inditments is just too many for us...

Logan Tech. can sponsor the fox network.

unlawful, naw naw naw, we got an entire legit racket goin on, youse could trust us

Logan Tech. can sponsor the fox network.

We accept sponsorship from Logan Tech. Send FOX a TG with Logan Tech's company logo, motto, and what the company makes/does, and we'll make commercials for Logan Tech during our broadcasts (Posts)

*Runs a new show, called "Bump", which boost ratings by 5%.*

The Grand Duchy of Borogravia Moldavi does not endorse and large corporations that are not directly under governmental control

The government of SeOCC would like to purchase airtime on your network. We are interested in buying two one minute slots and six thirty second slots during the hours 1900 - 2300, and 12 thirty second slots to run the rest of the day.

MoE Frontdesk

We own CNN, so we think that it would be a conflict of interests to defend its long-time rival.

However, you could move to the "Corporate Islands" region, a place better suited to handle coporate nations like yours.

Note that since Seoocc is in the Anti-Capitalist alliance it's interest in such Slots should be taken with great care, I'd ask to see what they intended to Broadcast before selling them the Air Time.

The Farseer Council will Sponser a Programe aimed at Raising awareness of the new prospects for Colonists within the former territory of New Roan.

That we are making a several Billion Path investment in the future of the land and that for all their will be the chance of a new life, and a better start as citizens of the Kionash Eldar. We are prepared to pay say 15 Million over the Year for assorted slots.

Pathfinder Spacelines, along with the two subsidiaries, would like to become a sponser.

Everything from cargo hauling to racing through the asteroid belt, Pathfinder will find a way.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/pathfinder_spacelines.jpg
Pathfinder Spacelines

Subsidiaries:

Pathfinder Racing INC. Two teams, 12 Asteroid League Championships. Famous throughout the Crimmond Imperium. The best technology put to the test in the harshest Sol System enviroment besides the sun.

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Pathfinder Racing INC

Crimmond Missile Technologics. Sole producers of the valued Swarm Missile systems, used by every type of unit from individual soldiers to the largest of battleships, they are the leading arms manufacturer of Crimmond and have been for years.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/missile1.jpg
(click for full pic) (http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/missile.jpg)
Crimmond Missile Technologics

Note that since Seoocc is in the Anti-Capitalist alliance it's interest in such Slots should be taken with great care, I'd ask to see what they intended to Broadcast before selling them the Air Time.

How ridiculous; we pay money the same as anyone else, and free speech is not meant to be checked before hand for appropriateness. If we pay, they play.

MoE Frontdesk

The government of SeOCC would like to purchase airtime on your network. We are interested in buying two one minute slots and six thirty second slots during the hours 1900 - 2300, and 12 thirty second slots to run the rest of the day.

MoE Frontdesk

Accepted, as long as the commercials you run do not slam or hurt any shows that appear on FOX, or any of our other Sponsors.

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The Farseer Council will Sponser a Programe aimed at Raising awareness of the new prospects for Colonists within the former territory of New Roan.

That we are making a several Billion Path investment in the future of the land and that for all their will be the chance of a new life, and a better start as citizens of the Kionash Eldar. We are prepared to pay say 15 Million over the Year for assorted slots.

Accepted, but price is subject to change depending on which slots you want. Certain shows have more viewers, therefor more moeny for commercials

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We also accept Crimmond's offer as well.

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Everyone who has been accepted (Except for Crimmond, as he already volunteered the info) TG the FOX Network with your Company Name, Logo, Motto, and what you want us to say in your Commercial. Then during our broadcasts (Posts) we'll have special ads for you!

(Except for Crimmond, as he already volunteered the info)Finally, my Photoshop and editing skills get me ahead of the game! Woo-hoo!

My corporation is more then willing to sponsor you, we will buy all the stock you are willing to sell

The corporation Pink Bunny Cola Inc is more then willing to sponsor 20th century FOX in long-term and several billion euro contract. All we ask is that the hosts in several key programmes drink Pink Bunny Cola on air.

We are certain that the bunny kind will approve.

However we do ask that the anticapitalist and rogue nation of SeOCC is not allowed to buy time on you as this could severely hurt consumer spending. In exchange we will use our relations to the Knootian minister of Education, Culture and the Sciences to improve your position in the Knootian market.

Pink Bunny Cola Logo:
http://www.matrix1337.com/images/pinkbunnycola.jpg

Pink Bunny Cola: "If you drink it you'll just want to "hop" to the store for more."

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RecDrug Incorporated, an internationally leading corporation in the "leisure narcotics", "medicinal drugs" and "Maso" markets would also like to sponsor your fine network. 20th century FOX can recieve corporate benifits on the condition that it takes a more... positive and encouraging... attitute towards the use of recreational drugs. To provide you with a "reason" for giving you large amounts of money we would also like a small banner that pops up in the upper left corner of the TV now and then.

--furry porn ad goes here--Y'know, I thought the MODs would've told you to cut that out by now... :P

--furry porn ad goes here--Y'know, I thought the MODs would've told you to cut that out by now... :P
OOC:
I already changed it to a link by myself because it is a big pic. And it is NOT porn damnit! Never got in trouble with the mods. PBC even is the official drink of the WBO.(TM)

RETRO-CRECK would like to sponsor with us sponsoring you could get pretty cool things ill tell u what we can do for u if u accept our sponsoring we just dont want others to learn about our secret project.

Knootnoss accepted.

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The Francais, how can we show commercials for you, if you don't want anyone to know what you do...?

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Mishima Conglomera, provide your Company Name, Logo, Motto, and what they do, and you're accepted.

The PrattCo Conglomerate will purchase 24 thirty-second slots spaced evenly throughout each day, for our subsidiary, Disaster Relief, Inc.

Disaster Relief, Incorporated - "Keeping Your Nation Safe" (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83705)
http://www.angelfire.com/ex/a51/images/DRIsmall.jpg

DRI provides a revolutionary new "global disaster relief service at low cost, with an effective high-readiness emergency response capability employing the full assets of the PrattCo Conglomerate."

Or in the words of DRI's CEO Dol James, "Think of this as a cross between the Red Cross and national-level disaster insurance."

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In addition, the PCC leadership has also expressed an admiration of your network and its goals, and offers you the opportunity to display the PrattCo Conglomerate logo-

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/santa_barbara.jpg

-as a single, screenspanning image lasting approximately 0.1 seconds, spaced at about 10 times per commercial break. (That's a total of 1 second air time per commercial break.)

Is such a deal acceptable, and if not, at what price would you consider it?

Warmly,

Eric Love
Director, International Developments Group
PrattCo Conglomerate

An address from the office of the Prime Minister

I, as a fellow national leader, strongly urge nations to refrain from sponsering 20th Century Fox. They are an evil and distorting nations that only wants to dip their hands into the economies of other nations and steal what they can. A honey dipped thief!

Prime Minister Joseph Lev
Head of State for the Democratic Republic of Nadavo

The Commonwealth Professional Civil Service is interested in running some sort of tribute to the two FOX News employees who several years ago during the nation's youth tragically "fell over and landed on bullets" while coincidentally in violation of The Peoples' Commonwealth's contraversial "FOX Out!" law.

It'd be titled "It could happen to YOU!" and would feature comrade Igo's stern visage and pointing finger.



(Hey, if anyone wanted to kick up a fuss they should have done so at the time.. when our economy was eighty times weaker and population two hundred times smaller :) )

Santa Barbara acceoted...

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Please look here for a Crimmon, and Logan Tech commercials:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2080037#2080037\
Also Bunny Colo drinking!

Due note I made slight alterations to the Commercials...

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Beth Gellert Accepted

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Nadavo denounced, and shall be mentioned as an evil evil anti-christ nation from now on :P

Accepted, as long as the commercials you run do not slam or hurt any shows that appear on FOX, or any of our

Excellent; please provide us with a full list of all sponsors so that we may tailor our programming to meet your terms. Also, please include with that list charges and preferred method of payment.

MoI Frontdesk

*points out he was just accepted including the 'no commie bastards' provision. Anyways, just watch it. If fox keeps this up they may get even more subsidies from us.*

FOX runs it's hit show "Bump" which always greatly increases ratings.

Fox also would like to remind people to check http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2080037#2080037\ for a new episode!

Guanyu would be happy to sponsor.

http://moderators.united.net.kg/NS%20Pic%20Hosting/untitled.JPG (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88433)

Come to us for all your Space Tech needs!

Guanyu is accepted!

*Posting as Roania Pharmaceuticals

We'd be glad to sponsor you.

Roanian Pharmaceuticals is accepted. Please post here, or send via TG, your company's Logo, Motto, and perhaps what you'd like us to say. Please note that the FOX Network does alter some commercials (So far all of them). We also wrote our own commercial for Knotoss' Pink Bunny Cola, if you want us to write a Commercial for you, just say so!

Roanian Pharmaceuticals is accepted. Please post here, or send via TG, your company's Logo, Motto, and perhaps what you'd like us to say. Please note that the FOX Network does alter some commercials (So far all of them). We also wrote our own commercial for Knotoss' Pink Bunny Cola, if you want us to write a Commercial for you, just say so!

If you would write one for ours it'd be great. (Please keep the logo with the link though.)

{Message from The Sliponia Steel Company}

The Sliponia Steel Company would be delighted to sponsor your company. Sliponia Steel Company - For When You Need To Get It Done.


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FOX, run this as a "Best Statement of the Year" during your broadcast:

From: The Most Holy Principality of Roania
Received: 3 days ago

What on Earth makes you think I'm planning anything?

:lol: Roania, not planning something... Meheheheh...

Just kidding, don't annex me again Roania!

Roanian Pharmaceuticals is accepted. Please post here, or send via TG, your company's Logo, Motto, and perhaps what you'd like us to say. Please note that the FOX Network does alter some commercials (So far all of them). We also wrote our own commercial for Knotoss' Pink Bunny Cola, if you want us to write a Commercial for you, just say so!

OOC: Pardon me if this is a bit large.

IC:
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Roania Pharmaceuticals and Subsidaries

Unofficial Motto: Sorry, but there's profit to be had.

Official Motto: We've got what you need

Roanian Pharmaceuticals is accepted. Please post here, or send via TG, your company's Logo, Motto, and perhaps what you'd like us to say. Please note that the FOX Network does alter some commercials (So far all of them). We also wrote our own commercial for Knotoss' Pink Bunny Cola, if you want us to write a Commercial for you, just say so!

Your thing was nice. We'd like to keep the ad running. :wink:

Please see the FOX Sports Channel (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=93290) which we are also running ads on...

Please see the FOX Sports Channel (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=93290) which we are also running ads on...

Aw... I spent some time on that picture. And you didn't use it. Would you like me to make it smaller?

I used it. The red lettering "Roanian Pharmaceuticals" is a link to it... Hmm, maybe I should underline it so people realize that's a link...

I just didn't put the picture in the actual post because it's too big...

The Sliponia Steel Company is still awaiting acceptance or denial from 20th Cent. Fox.

The FOX Network accepts Sliponian Steel

How about advertise something about Jedi? or at least lightsabers. Just remember to put the disclaimer that we're not responsible for lost limbs, appendages, or heads. :P