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The Invasion of n00bia

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Movie Announcers Voice: In a world where freedom is threatened.

Dramatic Orchestral Music Begins to play..

MA: They are the last hope, for sanity, in an isane forum.

Scene: A filthy hand is holding a photograph, on the picture, a Special Ops Force smiling in there gear.

Voice: It wasnt their time!

2nd Voice (female): But if you went with them, you'd be dead too!

(Scene changes to a General in a war room.)

General: Ok men those "n00kz' are real, and they intend to use them.

(Scene changes to a close up of an eye Its a special Ops soldier looking through a Sniper Rifle, he is remembering a mission in n00bia.)

Voice: And I had never seen so many 'n00kz'! I couldnt believe that a country this size could produce so many! There were more 'nookz' than People!

{Scene changes to a Montage of Military Images, going Faster and faster with a dramatic buildup in the Music. Which finally ends with an Explosion of white light.}

Movie Announcer: This November, The nightmare.....is real.


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Will post later.

For clarity, lets put discussion in plain text and the script in [co de] boxes?

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[code:1:47bff23022] The scene is a jungle village, a squad of special ops moving slowly toward it.

"Helmet, get your dirty rotten head over here!" wispers el Capitan, who has no other name.

Dark Helmet crawls over to el Capitan, hitting his head on a low branch, flipping the visor up.

"Yes! Sir! What! Is! It! Sir!?" shouted Helmet.

"Shut up you fool, your going to alert the KingCongs," wispered el Capitan. "Now I want you to go over there and flush out any eimmoc scum, got that?"

" Yes! Sir!"" said Helmet. [/code:1:47bff23022]

wasn't it Hark Delmet?

[code:1:469945b5d6] Helmet noisly attempted to sneak over to the KingCong's position, but before he was halfway there a Cong hopped up and shouted gibberish in his face "Nug eht pord! Nug eht pord!"

Helmet dropped his gun in suprise, and it went into full-auto fire when it hit the ground, tracing a line through the exact center of the Cong. His split into 2 pieces and fell to the ground, groaning in pain. [/code:1:469945b5d6]

[code:1:2f4ab1ada2]El Capitan walked over to Delmet and the two KingCong pieces.

"I'm not sure whether to reward you for taking it out so effectively, or court-martial you for dropping your gun clumsily..." He reached into his pocket, took out a coin, and flipped it.

Just then, a pidgeon with the n00bian flag painted on it swooped down, grabbed the coin, and headed off toward the village.[/code:1:2f4ab1ada2]

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Don't just tag there, write some paragraphs yourself!

[Austrian Accent]I'll be back[/Austrian Accent], for now, I've got other things to attend to.

[code:1:5f52483fbf]The camera follows the pidgeon towards the largest hut in the village. Inside the hut are several soldiers in n00bian uniforms. The pidgeon flies in and drops the coin on a table next to the colonel. The pidgeon flies away, and the colonel examines the coin.

"It's a Violetian Dollar!"

The other soldiers start shouting "The moderators are coming! The moderators are coming!".

Scene shifts back to the SpecOps, still sneaking toward the village. Suddenly, massive steel walls covered with powerul cannons rise out of the ground around the village.[/code:1:5f52483fbf]

[code:1:c5f7bba221]"My god men... we've found it, finally we have come to the gates off...." El capitan says this, then pauses for el effecto dramitical.

"The V1ll4g3 0f t3h G0dm0d3rz."

A collective gasp issues from the spec ops, the V1ll4g3 was meant to be a children's tale, the one story too horrible for the Grims to even pen, let alone write.

A large loudspeaker came out of the wall, and a booming voice announced.

"1 W1ll L4unch 3874y43u598479248598274598234598274x N00ks at J00, but the damn godmod nuker is broke... Damn. Wait a second... This is supposed to be a computer voice... I shouldn't be speaking.... Oh 5h1t they godmodded their way to an AI. Nothing good can come of this." [/code:1:c5f7bba221]

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wasn't it Hark Delmet?

no

wasn't it Hark Delmet?

no

Not in the original, but I thought we had agreed we would mangle the letters in this film.

Oh, and DNS - did you read my post about the steel wall appearing from nowhere? n00ks aren't the only way to godmod...

Already added on,

/me uses vorpal speed of teh godmod boots, +3

Ah yes, I just noticed you did say the loudspeaker came out of the wall, however, I meant that with all this artillery in it, they can save their n00ks for another day. Also let's try to keep IC use of the term "godmodding" to a minimum - remember the preview: "Ok men those "n00kz' are real, and they intend to use them". V1ll4g3 0f t3h G0dm0d3rz is a good name, though.

Well, let's say that this is the n00bians' do after realizing the nuker is broken:

[code:1:261e8b7a5e]The cannons start firing, mercilessly cutting down the trees near the SpecOps, but never actually aiming anywhere close to the people themselves.

"We need to disable it from inside! Charge!" el Capitan exclaims. The SpecOps run towars the wall, artillery shells still raining down with the same terrible aim, and Delmet procures a grappling hook and shoots it over the wall.

While the team is climbing the wall, the unnamed SpecOp at the bottom happens to peek into a turret.

"Hey! Look!"

"Do we HAVE to?" el Capitan grumbles.

"This turret is just a cylindrical piece of metal, it doesn't even have any way of getting any ammo!"

Right then, a firing sound is heard and the unnamed SpecOp (or his body) is sent flying away. The rope takes some of the blast, but the others hold on tightly until it settles back down.[/code:1:261e8b7a5e]

By the way, the G0dm0d3rz colonel who recognized the coin, shall we say that he is the von Valenhimer from the climax snippet in the other thread, or some random other officer?

[code:1:ca7bc1a3af]The remaining SpecOps reach the top of the wall. Surveying the are below them, they find that there are only two soldiers out in the open, both guarding the entrance to the colonel's hut. They pull in the rope, drop it on the other side, and descend.

El Capitan selects an unnamed SpecOp. "You stay here and find a way to disable the wall so we can escape quickly. The rest of us will continue on the mission."

The one singled out doesn't like his orders, but accepts them anyway. Camera follows the other SpecOps as the make their way toward the colonel's hut.

"Two guards." el Capitan stated, as if somebody in the team didn't know that yet.

"I'll take them out." an unnamed operative said. He clambered onto a nearby hut and took aim with his sniper rifle. The cross-hairs centered on the soldier's head, and he squeezed the trigger. Just as the soldier dropped dead, the roof of hay supporting the sniper gave away and he fell into the room below.[/code:1:ca7bc1a3af]

Just a note, but remember that the assault has to fail. That way the guys that survive (helmet and 1 other guy, prob male lead) can come back to kick ass.

I've already killed one SpecOp (with the cannon), and the one who fell through the roof will survive the fall itself, but I intended to kill him off somehow. Also the one who was left to disable the wall will die doing so.

Note - the first post, from Tersanctus, represents a preview/trailer, so the scenes there have to find a way into the film, but haven't happened yet. Thus I intended to have the outcome of this mission be that the team confirms the existance of the n00ks (the guy who said "There were more 'nookz' than People!" is Hark Delmet), but suffer so many casualities that they are forced to withdraw without disarming them.

Current situation: one SpecOp looking for a way to destroy the wall, one SpecOp fell through a hut (probably civillian, which is not to say unarmed), unknown amount of SpecOps still standing (will be retconned after we know how many SpecOps we can kill off), one n00bian guard still standing who probably heard the shot, several soldiers in the colonel's hut.

My plan for the next few scenes, in order: (1) show how the sniper who fell through the hut gets killed (I'm having trouble thinking of something good, so I'll leave it to you or someone else), (2) show the story of the guy at the wall (I have a plan for this), (3) scene with the SpecOps trying to avoid/kill the remaining guard and any other soldiers that heard the shot, (4) SpecOps enter the hut and after a brief search find a secret passage to an underground military installation which is probably larger than the entire V1ll4g3. We'll go on from there.

How's that sound?

Good, I'll take care of the sniper...


[code:1:f769becea6] The sniper groans, his left ankle is in enough pain to be broken, but he isn't sure yet. "Of all the things for them to G0dm0d on, they don't make the roofs indistructable..." He slowly gets up, using his sniper rifle as a crutch.

He slowly makes his way to the door, a Colt .45 in his right hand. When he looks out he is met by a cardboard barrel.

"Oh Sh(BAM)"

"Dis cardboard super-sh0tgun verks vell, Ya?" The Col. entered, laughing like a maniac."[/code:1:f769becea6]

[code:1:3351727a1d]The scene changes to the lone SpecOp searching the wall. He eventually comes across a panel, written on it a warning on a bright yellow triangle: "53CR3T C0MP4RTM3NT. UN4UTH0R153D 4CC355 15 F0RB1DD3N."

"Good, it'd be a real problem if unauthorised access was permitted..." the SpecOp mumbles, taking a screwdriver out of his pocket. He tries to open the comparment, but the screws are too tight. Eventually, he gives up, tosses the screwdriver away, and takes out a hammer. He hits the cover with the hammer and it comes off with one blow.

The camera shifts to a n00bian soldier, who heard the sound and walks over to inspect. He raises his sniper rifle.

Through the scope of the sniper rifle, we see the SpecOp taking an instruction manual out of the "secret" comparment, and in excessively-big Hollywood letters, it informs that the wall will lose power if the red wire is cut. The SpecOp produces a pair of scissors (amazing how much he has in his pocket!).

Just then, the sniper crosshairs (remember, the last paragraph was seen through the scope) move slightly, aiming at the blue wire. After a short pause, a shot is heard, and the blue wire is cut in half.

Dramatic pause.

Explosion.

Before the smoke clears, the scene switches to the main group.[/code:1:3351727a1d]

Kick'in it back to the top, where it belongs.

I can't get an edge on what'll happen next, you guys do it.

This is still open to the public, just remember, silliness is a farking virtue.

*watches the movie for a bit*
*gets bored*
*buys tickets for Endless Waltz instead*
^_~

I have the same problem and was hoping you'd do the next part :(.

Current situation: the SpecOps are attempting to gain entry to the colonel's hut, but the n00bians know of their presence due to the gunfire sounds. The SpecOps probably can't sneak in anymore, so it'll likely take a shoot-out. Unfortunately, I can't think of any other way of writing those than "The people shoot each other and some of them die.".

Oh, and *launches 37896418746 n00ks at Tiburon*.

[code:1:cd80a36f2c]There was only one hut standing between the SpecOps and the target hut. With their pistols drawn, they split up, one half going around each side of the hut.[/code:1:cd80a36f2c]
Just a small piece, to BUMP this up so someone can post a real firefight.