NationStates Jolt Archive


FOX looks for new Head Quarters...

11-11-2003, 18:02
After the old Head Quarters was attacked by a mob chanting "No more Temptation Island!" and "Cancel those stupid Early Morning Teen shows!", FOX looks for a new nation to set up it's Head Quarters. Any nation willing to host FOX, may post here, or Telegram the 20th Century FOX Company.

FOX is not responsible for any/all actions that result in any nation letting us in. These actions may include, but are not limited to: Mass Anti-Right Wing Media rioting. The complete break down of your local media companies, or local Media Companies being bought out by FOX. After a year or two, FOX veiwers tend to either become bumbling idiots, or Die-Hard Republicans.

FOX's Board of Directors waits anciously for your offers...

~20th Century FOX~
"We're not Baised! No, seriously, we're not... Why are you laughing?"

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Fyreheart
11-11-2003, 18:06
*shakes head*
11-11-2003, 18:09
Xexo's borders are open to FOX, as their news network would be a viable resource to them. However, we will accept you under one condition: Change your Saturday Morning lineup. All your badly-dubbed anime and subpar animation is highly annoying.
11-11-2003, 18:11
I suppose we could do that... Maybe pawn it off on Cartoon Network, and let it be the new Toonami Lineup... Or maybe ABC Family...
11-11-2003, 18:12
I suppose we could do that... Maybe pawn it off on Cartoon Network, and let it be the new Toonami Lineup... Or maybe ABC Family...

Yes, please give it to ABC Family, as the only good show left there is Digimon 04. But please do not threaten the unaliable good known as Toonami again, or we shall close the deal.
11-11-2003, 18:17
It's a deal then, and we'll sell the whole Saturday Morning lineup to ABC, and then replace it with re-runs of the O'Reily Factor from the evening before, and more bad Teen Morning Shows!
11-11-2003, 18:25
Yes! O'Reilly forever!

We have already vacated an office building for your convenience.
11-11-2003, 18:26
This is grand!

*Runs many episodes of the failed Game Show "Greed', to symbolize the Network's current sentiments*
Zerni
11-11-2003, 18:43
I don't know if you could cut in in Zerni Free market. Tell me, can you survive and defend agaist firebombings, assassinations and kidnaping of your compay officals and other acts that are perfect normal parts of competing with rival Corporations in Zerni?
11-11-2003, 18:48
I don't know if you could cut in in Zerni Free market. Tell me, can you survive and defend agaist firebombings, assassinations and kidnaping of your compay officals and other acts that are perfect normal parts of competing with rival Corporations in Zerni?

Hey, remember you're talking to FOX Network here. We have the gaul to put Temptation island on for FOUR years, despite constant riots, protests, and lawsuits that make the Tabacco Industry Blush....
11-11-2003, 18:48
NSBM - Nadavan State Broadcasting Monopoly

...and today, laws were passed by the Nadavan parliament preventing the sale of 20th Century Fox Products, 20th Century Fox Intervention in our media and broadcasting monopolies and basically any presence of 20th Century Fox within the Nadavan economy....
Zerni
11-11-2003, 18:54
I don't know if you could cut in in Zerni Free market. Tell me, can you survive and defend agaist firebombings, assassinations and kidnaping of your compay officals and other acts that are perfect normal parts of competing with rival Corporations in Zerni?

Hey, remember you're talking to FOX Network here. We have the gaul to put Temptation island on for FOUR years, despite constant riots, protests, and lawsuits that make the Tabacco Industry Blush....

Then your welcome to take a shot at entering the free market system in Zerni, just remember nearly nothing is illegal in Zerni and the government does not regulate the economy, you just have worry about rival Corporations.