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The Space Orks have entered the Galactic Stage

11-11-2003, 17:11
For those of you not familiar with Warhammer 40k, I'll explain what the Space Orks are.

The Space Orks are exactly what they sound like... Orcs that exist in a future setting and are space-faring weapons using Orcs. Space Orks on average, are just over 2 meters tall, The more important an ork is the larger he will be. Leaders and commanders can be as tall as 3 meters for the older and most successful orks.
Orks tend to dress like post-apocalypse fighters (think mad max and that sort of thing!). Their military has no uniform, except clan color (which for my group is blue). The clan color can be in clothing, jewelry, or body paint.
Ork weaponry is crude. Their guns are loud projectile weapons, as they have almost no laser weapons except ship based ones. Orks use machine guns, rocket launchers, grenades, mortars and a variety of other crude, but effective ranged weaponry. The main problem is that orks have notoriously horrible aim, and are more likely to miss with thier guns than to hit. They seem to be more interested in making noise than actually hitting something.
Ork spaceships are clunky ragtag vessels, that almost look like they are made of junk. They posess no clean lines, no aesthetics, and their ships hulls tend to be adorned with random bits of scap metal that make the ships look like creatures with toothy grinning maws and glowing eyes. Despite their unreliability, ork ships are tough and poweful... after a fashion.
The largest ork vessels are the space hulks. Massive conglomerations of ships welded, crashed, taped, or even glued together. ( no joke!) They are huge! many miles in length and hold incredibly huge amounts of Munitions and fighter/bombers, and ork warriors. Some space hulks are even based around asteroids, to which ships parts and engines are attached. These hulks are the centerpiece of ork fleets and are so hard to destroy that they are not so much blown up as simply broken apart.
Orks themselves, are warmongers. They love fighting of all kinds, but especially bloody hand to hand fights. They excellat close quarter fighting, and shipboarding actions, and they have a vast array of weaponry, from axe-like "choppas" to huge powered claws to aid them in killing.
When orks are not fighting other species they fight themselves. They fight all the time. They are blood thirsty in the extreme and fight everyone as often as possible.
Despite their penchant for random bloodshed orks are not stupid. Nor are they singleminded, machines bent on destroying everything. (like the Borg). Orks can be bargained with, they can be bribed or bought, and they can occasionally be shown reason. Orks will not necesarily always fight to the death and they are willing to retreat or bargain if outmatched. Orks are also more than willing to sell their services as slavers, or mercenaries.
Finally, Ork society is very simple. A Warboss leads the group as a headman, who maintains his position by being the biggest baddest ork around. Orks make large use of slaves for labor or sometimes food, but usually as labor. Orks are fighters, and overseers not farmers.

Thats it and I hope you all have the joy of seeing the toothed prow of an ork warship bearing down on you as it tries to ram you in order to board. Many thanks and best wishes!

PICS of Ork Stuff.

Ork Warboss (Commander)
http://www.solegends.com/gd22uk/gd22uk%2040k%20large/DSCN8459-00.jpg

Ork Battlewagon (massive tank)
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/imperialarmour/Batllefortress-art-new.jpg

Ork Fighta/Bommer ( Space fighter)
http://www.scrapheap.bigstep.com/Images/Armageddon%20TableC.jpg

Ork Dreadnought (Large Mech)
http://www.themodelmakersresource.co.uk/pix/gw/gw5014.gif
11-11-2003, 17:21
It is important to note that Orks are not stupid. They have a simpler method of doing things is all. An example of this is when an ork might want to disconnect a trukk (orkish spelling) which is being towed while they are moving. Other races might stop the veicle and carefully disconnect it then drive off.

Not orks.

They most liekly, while the still are moving at great speed hit the connection repeatedly until it comes off.
11-11-2003, 17:44
Woo Orcs, *ahem* excuse me ORKS
Aelosia
11-11-2003, 17:49
We will wait for you. We have some really shiny things to show you. The Orks are alive and howling at the gates of our lands again. We will be prepared.

http://www.games-workshop.com/40kuniverse/background/eldar/images/eldarguardian.gif
Seocc
11-11-2003, 18:34
'ere we go 'ere we go 'ere we go

'ere we go 'ere we go into da cozmos!
Slutbum Wallah
11-11-2003, 18:36
'ere we go 'ere we go 'ere we go

'ere we go, don't know where till we get there
Seocc
11-11-2003, 18:40
'ere we go 'ere we go 'ere we go

'ere we go, don't know where till we get there

damn straight! WAAAGH ORK! WAAAAGH ORK!
Tor Yvresse
11-11-2003, 18:41
Is the Ship Red?

It should be... Red Wanz go fasta
The Lords of War
11-11-2003, 18:55
Tasty Tasty Space Orks...
Get them while the're hot,
or serve up nice and soft
in a big old stew pot....

OOC: I should note that the Var are going to find raiding space Ork ships a great treat. After all, The average Var is 2.7 meters tall and has a taste for Orc marinated in balsalmic vinegar, or raw Orc....and tend to use massive energy weapons to kill their opponents...
12-11-2003, 03:23
Ahhhh! others that know of the orks! Irenicus you are definitely right orks aren't stupid. I finally got to finish the intro. to reflect the orks more truly.

Its good that there are people who have a clue what the heck orks are.
12-11-2003, 03:36
*Moves ever closer to the galaxy*

OOC: Just your friendly neighborhood Tyranid Hivefleet.
Steel Butterfly
12-11-2003, 03:37
"Space...orcs...?

Dear God..."

~Emperor Nemerov
Aelosia
12-11-2003, 18:56
*Moves ever closer to the galaxy*

OOC: Just your friendly neighborhood Tyranid Hivefleet.

Damn. Tyranids. Now we have problems. Prepare the fleets, again the eldar will race the stars to save the universe from the Tyranid menace.
Tor Yvresse
12-11-2003, 19:55
Listen closely Orks all Elves on Earth are under the protection of tor Yvresse, baring those that need it not. Believe me when I say that yoiu want not to interfere in our busisness.

The Eldar of Tor Yvresse will watch you carefully, an incorrect step and we will exterminate your Plague.

Farseer Council

Private musings,

'I wonder if they could be used, Orks, that stand aside from Morgoth, these may be what is needed, if we can but prevent such an alliance forming between the two. Hmm perhaps...'

To the Nids.... The devourer comes but we shall be ready.
12-11-2003, 20:01
Orks are numerous and many, their feroristy and persistance is far greater than human kind. Thier skills in battle are great, and interestingly, they seem to live for combat. We would be hard pressed to fight such a force for thier sheer number and force, while we consentrate upon improving health cares, and technology, they mutliply and rage war constantly. Let us hope that the many races of this universe can use thier skills to best fight this new threat. Still....I wonder what vampirism would effect an orks abilities...I shudder to think what that might do. May no vampire be foolish enough to sire one, for whatever reason.

Kain Irenicus

(OOC Kain Irenicus is a vampire btw. Only 30 ypu know...he reads a lot)
Slutbum Wallah
12-11-2003, 20:06
OOC: Want a fight? Nothing major, more like an attempt by Slutbum Wallah to drive the "undiciplined Ork rabble" out of a small area of your country and start a colony.
Zoir
12-11-2003, 20:19
Somehow, I am not worried about Orks, as bad as they are, the Zoir are meaner and much better equiped and advanced.

Emperor Gernx of The Ancient Imperium of Zoir.
12-11-2003, 20:23
Orks Pah! we have taken on more advanced races and come out on top you are truly pathetic
12-11-2003, 20:25
We will be monitoring the situation and should your numbers grow out of control we will incinerate your planet!
Aelosia
12-11-2003, 20:30
We will be monitoring the situation and should your numbers grow out of control we will incinerate your planet!

Oh, please. That policy is stupid. We hate Orks, they have proved to be our natural enemies, but that kind of threats are futile and without any sense. Humans numbers are out of control, and the eldar haven't incinerate planets for that reason.
12-11-2003, 20:35
You Xenotolerant ways are nothing to us we are a pure race and have only been this way by taking out sources of alien threats these orks are filth! disgusting alien Filth! our ancestors managed to drive them from our planets their decendants will finish the job


if any Ork ship is caught or detected launching Pirate or Waaaagh attacks in our territory will will retailiate orks consider yourselves warned


Grayza La Nee
Grand Princeps
Fleetworlds Republic
Aelosia
12-11-2003, 20:44
We are not Orks. We are elves, race who raced through the stars long before your kin ever dreamed of space travel. Anyway, if your policy towards alien races is to destroy any vessel that you encounter, so be it.

If any of your vessels enters Aelosian occupied space or approaches one of our colonies, we will obliterate it on sight. If one of our fleets detect your ships, they will shoot without warning.
12-11-2003, 21:26
Aleosia is that an act of war may we remind you that if we detect one of your craven vessels in our space we will open fire immdiately is that understood Eldar!


Grayza la Nee
Grand Princeps
Fleetworlds Republic
12-11-2003, 23:26
Well... im certainly causing alot of trouble, just by existing!!! :(

Slutbum Wallah: I'm open to a little brawl, but nothing too big since I started this nation yesterday! Also, you'd probably also end up involving one of my other nations, Falasmayon, a little bit. The orks invaded the system that they are in right now, while falasmayon wasn't looking, and the only reason Falasmayon hasn't beaten them out yet is that they spread so fast and enslaved the populace. Technically, Hlormar Secondus is Falasmayon space so you'd probably run into a patrol or something. But yeah, Id definitely be open to a battle... it'd be good and orky! Telegram me!

Everyone else: People... the orks aren't going to initiating any WAAAGHs whithout prior approval anyway. (For those who dont know, a Waaaagh! is an ork crusade.) I dont roleplay that way, its unfair! However you may see them in random rp's... generally blowing things up and looting, and having a blast at it.

And oh yeah... AHHHH Tyranids!!... get em away!! AHHHH!
Valinon
13-11-2003, 03:33
Partly OOC/Partly IC

At the Star Armada Admiralty headquarters of Sanctuary, Lord Supreme Commander Young reads the reports.
"First ships made of gilded cardboard and now this? Flying trash cans piloted by a menacing green creature and no doubt burning some cheap off brand reactor fuel? It is times like this I think of tenuring my resignation."
He turns to his adjutant, "Bring me something strong to drink. And pray for these rather blunt creatures that they come no where near us."
"Yes, My Lord."
He turns back to the reports, "Ugg!" he says and throws his hands up in disguist.

OOC: Tyranids?!?!?!?!? Run away!!!!!!! But not before trying to beat them in the tried and true methods.......MASSIVE WAVE ATTACKS! We will put waves and waves and waves of men, women, children, and armed house pets to stop that. And when that is done we will start shooting the n00ks bought from god-moding n00b stores.
Aelosia
13-11-2003, 06:42
OOC: I know that you're not going to start any Waagh! yet. My reaction was just the normal reaction of any Eldar at the sight of an Ork, my posts weren't designed as a threat to you. However, Fleetworld's reaction really pissed me off, that was a direct threat against you without any provocation. I will try to dispose of those arrogant bastards and send them back to the stone age.
13-11-2003, 06:56
OOC: I know that you're not going to start any Waagh! yet. My reaction was just the normal reaction of any Eldar at the sight of an Ork, my posts weren't designed as a threat to you. However, Fleetworld's reaction really pissed me off, that was a direct threat against you without any provocation. I will try to dispose of those arrogant bastards and send them back to the stone age.

Or you could let the Tyranids have them. :wink:

~Hivefleet Cerberus' player
Aelosia
13-11-2003, 07:08
OOC: I know that you're not going to start any Waagh! yet. My reaction was just the normal reaction of any Eldar at the sight of an Ork, my posts weren't designed as a threat to you. However, Fleetworld's reaction really pissed me off, that was a direct threat against you without any provocation. I will try to dispose of those arrogant bastards and send them back to the stone age.

Or you could let the Tyranids have them. :wink:

~Hivefleet Cerberus' player

Eldar usually don't give gifts to Tyranids, sorry. :P
13-11-2003, 07:09
OOC: I know that you're not going to start any Waagh! yet. My reaction was just the normal reaction of any Eldar at the sight of an Ork, my posts weren't designed as a threat to you. However, Fleetworld's reaction really pissed me off, that was a direct threat against you without any provocation. I will try to dispose of those arrogant bastards and send them back to the stone age.

Or you could let the Tyranids have them. :wink:

~Hivefleet Cerberus' player

Eldar usually don't give gifts to Tyranids, sorry. :P

Well it'll proably be a couple months before they get here.
The Pakleds
13-11-2003, 07:21
Orks look STRONG! But they are green too. We don't understand.