NationStates Jolt Archive

The president is due to face empeachment proceedings after Wombat News has proven he engages in orgies with animals. Due to law, we are not allowed to give exact details, except it is discribed as "Grizzly."

We will be going live at the empeachment in 5.

Okay, we are on a LIVE feed here, straight from PIN news. We're relaying this feed to Wombat News, so they get a feed as well. They don't know this, so we have to be careful.

The president has left in an armoured car, as well as with 2 military transports. while he is gone, the NSPCA will remove all animals from the palace and disinfect it.

If the president is empeached, his predecessor will most likely ban animals from the palace.

"Grizzly."

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First squirrels, now bears ... !!!

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WN

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okay, we're in the courtroom. the camera is now off, as they would spot us. I will do my best to verbally describe any actions. wait... is that... Yes! he has fluff on his back! that won't go down well!

Wait... the empeachment judge is speaking.

"It is quite obvious you did do it, as there is video, verbal and written evidence."

"Therefore I hereby empeach you now and remove you from power. as further punishment for the murder of a wombat news crew, we hand you over to them to stand trial in a Wombat court of law."

Well, that was a surprise. We can only imagine what WN has in store for him...

Well, that was a surprise. We can only imagine what WN has in store for him...

Meanwhile, somewhere out there, Wombat-1 continues on its mission ...