PI Plans to overthrow Wombat News... (Silly RP)
"After some *Ahem* embarresing remarks made about me, we at PI plan to take control of Wombat News before their false stories get out of hand."
"They claimed that I was engaged in an orgy with squirrels! We will not tollerate this! Wombat news MUST be shut down!"
"Nice squirrel... come to daddy..."
"Mr President! we're still on!"
"AHHH! Turn that thing off!"
The Imperial Navy
11-11-2003, 10:46
shut up no one cares
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. He's trying to make a funny RP, without your horrible attitude. go RP somwhere else.
"Interesting... Any female journalists wearing a pink parka are to be handed over to your nearest Roanian Embassy before they do anything else on us." Prince Alexander said in a private communique to PI.
"Dear, you still have to send the UN that check you promised to repair the game hall." Kelly kissed him.
"Quiet! Just... quiet!"
The Imperial Navy
11-11-2003, 10:50
The Emperor is somewhat surprised at this news, and is making preperations to protect all squirrels next time The president visits The Imperial Navy...
Wombat News
11-11-2003, 10:53
The Emperor is somewhat surprised at this news, and is making preperations to protect all squirrels next time The president visits The Imperial Navy...
OOC:
The Emperor is not the only one who's surprised by this! But ... ok ... squirrels it is then!
WN
TIN I assure you that the accusations are false! I would never abuse an innocent Squirrel!
*muttering*But I don't mind a willing squirrel...
For the love of god turn that thing off when I tell you to! what the hell do I pay you People F... *Click*
Assington
11-11-2003, 10:56
President Calis falls of his chair laughing when he hears the rumours about the President of Psychotic Imperialists.
" :lol: Well, that's interesting. Whatever floats his boat I guess."
The Presidents brother, Calin stood next to him with a big grin on his face.
"I thought it was rather amusing."
"Indeed. We don't have many squirrels here in Assington but send him a monkey. Just warn him that it may not appreciate his backdoor shenanigans."
"I'll do that."
The pair break into laughter once again.
The Imperial Navy
11-11-2003, 11:01
"Send a message to Wombat News" said the Emperor's information minister.
"Tell them he's willing to do an interview with them exclusively."
Assington
11-11-2003, 11:06
*A worried looking monkey is put into an animal transportaion crate and shipped off to Psychotic Imperialists by air.*
Calis and Calin look on as the plane departs.
"Poor guy. Maybe we should have given him his knife."
A guilty look springs over Calin's face.
"Oh. I kind of put his knife in the crate. :roll: "
Calis began to laugh again.
"I see. The President better not violate the little guy then."
Wombat News
11-11-2003, 11:21
Wombat News Report (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2066559#2066559)
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Assington
11-11-2003, 11:26
During the long flight over to Psychotic Imperialists, our worried little monkey found his knife. This eased his worries a little.
The crate was shipped into a delivery van upon landing and is now on its way to the President's residence.
Wombat News
11-11-2003, 11:33
Wombat News' cameramen move into position around the Presidential Palace, seeking that ever elusive squirrel shot, little knowing that their day is about to be made with the arrival of a new simian playmate for the President ...
Wombat News' cameramen move into position around the Presidential Palace, seeking that ever elusive squirrel shot, little knowing that their day is about to be made with the arrival of a new simian playmate for the President ...
"Cameramen?"
"Yes sir."
"Killl them all."
12 men with heavy machine guns opened fire on the Wombat crew.
"Guess they didn't see the sign" said a trooper, pointing to the sign Tresspassers will be riddled with machine guns.
Assington
11-11-2003, 11:41
The delivery van pulls up at the presidential gate.
"Delivery for the president."
*The gate swings open with an electronic whirrr*
The van makes its way up the driveway, passed the dead camera men and to the front door. Bill, the delivery man, walks up to the door and rings the doorbell.
"There's a delivery man at the door."
The president looked, then said calmly "Release the hounds."
Assington
11-11-2003, 11:46
The delivery man hears the barking hounds as they race towards him.
"F!*K me!:"
He leaps into the back of his van and shuts the door. Soon after he grabs a conveniently placed megaphone and calls out to the President.
"I have a monkey for you, you kinky bastard!"
Wombat News
11-11-2003, 11:48
"Cameramen?"
"Yes sir."
"Killl them all."
12 men with heavy machine guns opened fire on the Wombat crew.
"They shot our stringers!"
"What's that you say? Damn them all to heck! Deploy Wombat-1!"
"I have a monkey for you, you kinky bastard!"
On hearing this, the president signaled to one of his men.
loading a rocket launcher, the president watched and smirked as the truck blew up...
Assington
11-11-2003, 11:55
The delivery man opened the door to take a look but accidently knocked the crate with the monkey out the door.
The crate smashed open and the monkey escaped, climbing up a nearby tree, knife in mouth.
Before the delivery guy could catch the monkey, the rocket hit the van, causing it to explode in a ball of flame, shrapnel and other mysterious objects.
Wombat News
11-11-2003, 12:02
"Wombat-1 deployed, boss!"
"Thanks, Fred. May the Holy Wombat have mercy on the poor buggers' souls!"
He closes his eyes for a moment in silent prayer.
"Right - that's taken care of that little problem then. Now, get out there and get me some cameramen!!!"
Assington
12-11-2003, 07:10
The little monkey made his way around the presidential house until he encountered an open window.
Within seconds he was inside.