NationStates Jolt Archive

Governments of the world, greetings!

You have a problem; we have a solution. Are your jails crowded? Do you not know what to do with your criminals? Is keeping them in prison costing you money? Do you want an effective deterrent against crime in your nation?

Send us your criminals! We will process them into tasty meals for our people. Fresh human meat is always difficult to obtain for hungry cannibals like ourselves... We can even come and pick them up, or re-imburse you for the cost of the travel if you bring them to us. We'll eat them all, no questions asked.

We await your decision... and hopefully your criminals!


Sent with authorisation of our beloved, enlightened and psychotic leader, Dictator Zina Ramirez.

Bump?

CIGP has over a thousand Heathens we can no longer tolerate, we were planning to burn them but new anti pollution prohibit that. We will hand them over to your for $25 each.

CIGP has over a thousand Heathens we can no longer tolerate, we were planning to burn them but new anti pollution prohibit that. We will hand them over to your for $25 each.

Make it $15 and you have a deal. (Just to check, though, how much is a CIGP dollar worth?). We can arrange for transport if you like.

We would also like to unload some human filth. We are willing to give you as many as 1,000 criminals to do with as you wish for free as long as you pay to transport them.

CIGP has over a thousand Heathens we can no longer tolerate, we were planning to burn them but new anti pollution prohibit that. We will hand them over to your for $25 each.

we offer $35 each from the Celeborne refugee fund.

Chanistar, we'll take them and see to transportation. Many thanks! Feel free to send more when you have some...

Celeborne, why are you interfering? :( You're merely depriving criminals of the sentence inflicted on them by law, and you're depriving my people of healthy meals.

Chanistar, we'll take them and see to transportation. Many thanks! Feel free to send more when you have some...

Celeborne, why are you interfering? :( You're merely depriving criminals of the sentence inflicted on them by law, and you're depriving my people of healthy meals.

I am not interfering with the transfer of convicted criminals. I am interfering with the transport and murder of Heathens. By the way, human flesh is not especially healthy....

I hereby call upon all true nations to send their heathens and pagans to Yn.

I hereby call upon all true nations to send their heathens and pagans to Yn.

Here now, I am a true nation and I save heathens and pagans all of the time. :wink:

Celeborne refugee program (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=71762&highlight=)

Do you except those with physical imparments and/or mental dissabillties?

Do you except those with physical imparments and/or mental dissabillties?

Yes we do. WE have someof the finest medical facilities in the world. Those that cannot be educated in any way will live out the rest of their lives in peace and be well cared for. Those with even the most rudimentry abilities will find rewarding and challanging work with us, even if it is just licking stamps. Contributing is a way of gaining self-worth.
We will not take the criminally deranged however.

We thank Roania for their support! As you can all see, this exchange benefits everyone.

Celeborne, these people are criminals under CIGP law. That's good enough for us.

We're not sending anyone, no matter how evil, to a place where they'll be used for food.

We're not sending anyone, no matter how evil, to a place where they'll be used for food.

And how is your solution better? There is always a chance that a bloodthirsty killer could escape and harm innocents. Hence why we enacted our new Vat law.

I present to you the recent happenings (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91207) in Jitano.

Dear Gentlemen and Ladies of Yn.

We here at Stormont Systems would like to offer a rather tasty proposition.
We are one of the world's most renowned transport carriers, we would like to offer Yn a deal, where we will transfer all criminals from accepting nations to your state, ready for your dinner plate.

Why choose Stormont? Our large carrier craft are able of making record distances in record times!

Another reason for your choice in us would be the condition the products will arrive in, like any normal person, you like your food, fresh and ripe, we provide comfort and enviromental conditions suitable for any humnoid edible product.
We also offer screening for chemical and biological agents within your supper as well as making sure the product is ready for consumation, free of charge.

The security on board one of our 'Flying Dinner Plates' is state of the art, with highly armed, trained and insured staff ready to give a quick redeeming electro-baton whack to any rowdy meal.

Why not give us a go! Drop us a telegram or post your reply here!

CEO Count Sven Van Der Rippon, Stormont Systems.

'When The World Needs, Stormont Delivers!'

Chanistar, we'll take them and see to transportation. Many thanks! Feel free to send more when you have some.

Your welcome, this a welcome exchange for us as well. We will alert you when we have sufficent stock for another transport.

We kill off most of our criminals, as they are a detriment to society. But our jails are not overcrowded for those that we do choose to incarcerate. However, if we need your services, we shall come to you.

We re-educate the criminals that we can and exile those that we can't. It works very well, and we never run out of space because we have two planets devoted to the purpose of housing criminals. Aellis IV is where we have our re-education camps, Mirfak III is where we exile the hopeless cases.

We're not sending anyone, no matter how evil, to a place where they'll be used for food.

And how is your solution better? There is always a chance that a bloodthirsty killer could escape and harm innocents. Hence why we enacted our new Vat law.

I present to you the recent happenings (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91207) in Jitano. Exactly why our Prisoner System is well managed.

There is no such thing as a perfect prison system. There is always a chance that someone can escape. After all, no one thought that someone could escape from Alcatraz.

There is no such thing as a perfect prison system. There is always a chance that someone can escape. After all, no one thought that someone could escape from Alcatraz. It is strongly believed, and evidences, that those who got away died.

Yn, What you are doing in wrong, and our nation will not stand for it. A human life is important, rather they are criminals or law abiding citizens.

There is no such thing as a perfect prison system. There is always a chance that someone can escape. After all, no one thought that someone could escape from Alcatraz. It is strongly believed, and evidences, that those who got away died.

So? Alcatraz was one of the most heavily guarded prisons around and yet still people managed to escape. What about places that are less secure?

http://www.paperlessarchives.com/alcatraz.html

http://www.savannahnow.com/stories/082701/LOCconvictap.shtml

http://www.ohptrooper.com/durant_april24.htm

Our Vat law makes sense to us.

OOC: Argh! I hate using real life examples to buttress NS life decisions. Sorry about that.

Blood Peak, your offer definitely sounds interesting! You have our warmest thanks. What would your services cost us?

As for those who oppose us... These criminals have taken from society. We are making them give something back in return. We are making them useful at last.

The government of the Empire of Gryphon have decided that all prisoners facing a death sentence will be sold out to canabalistic states. This being both to free up room in the prisons as well as deter other would be offenders from doing anything stupid that would wind them up on death row.

The government of the Empire of Gryphon would also like to be fair as to who will recieve our well fed heathens. Therefore they will be sold to the highest bidder.

Note: All prisoners fed 3 full meals a day cooked by one of the Empire's top 10 chefs. Healthy snack provided throughout the day. A work out regiment has been established to cut out the fat from the bodies. Lyposuction treatments were done when needed be. These are all prime cut individuals.

Dear Yn

The package which we feel suited to your purpose is as follows.

A) 747-300 Jet carriers(all security measures included)

B) Alternatve transport, large scale helicopters (Chinnook).

C) 250 Armed Guards, Stormont Security Regiment 103 (Armed with live ammunition or non-lethal weaponry, depending on prisoner status)

D)Double reinforced Perspex cages fitting 300 prisoners, fitted with enviromental controls, you can change the temperture, humidity and light that the prisoners recieve (The cages fit in the aircraft and are used to house prisioners thoughout their transportation)

E) Complimentary screening of products before and after transportation, this is to check for chemical, biological or microtechnological agents (FREE OF CHARGE).

This my friends will cost you $15 dollars per prisoner if the right amount of prisoners is recieved by us. If not then we will have to up the payment figures to level our balances.

We hope you do buisness with us, if there is any service you should require to add to the package or an outside service, do not hesitate to drop us a telegram or post a reply on the forum.

Stormont Systems, Blood Peak

We are glad that the Gryphon agrees with us on this matter, and has adopted this as a means of punishment and deterrence.

Dear Stormont Systems, your conditions appear fair, and you seem to be thorough. It will be a pleasure doing business.


Official reply, with permssion from our beloved, enlightened and psychotic leader, Dictator Zina Ramirez

No matter what, we'll never use, or adopt this system, or even remotley consider having our criminals EATEN.

No matter what, we'll never use, or adopt this system, or even remotley consider having our criminals EATEN.

I know it sounds odd to most civilized people, but you must understand it's part of their culture. Plus, you don't have to worry about overcrowded prisons.

Exactly. Everybody's happy...

Now... When can we expect our first shipment?

*smiles sweetly and licks her lips*

Oh yeah... We have 160,000 criminals... JUST TAKE THEM!

Oh yeah... We have 160,000 criminals... JUST TAKE THEM!

That's very kind of you! Thank you so much!

Blood Peak, I think we have a transporting job for you. :)

We'll sell them to you for 3 marks ($2.29 USD) apiece. We'll discount them 60 pfennige each (20%) if you buy more than 1,000.

We'll sell them to you for 3 marks ($2.29 USD) apiece. We'll discount them 60 pfennige each (20%) if you buy more than 1,000.

We'll buy. How many do you have available?

Dear Yn

We have a new order from Mighty Mountains.
We have 8 Carrier craft making round trip transport journeys.

160,000 x 15 = 2,400,000+Expenses due to small scale rioting in detainment zones on the ground.

2,400,000 + 1,000,000 ( for prisoner rioting)
Total = 3,400,000

We please wire over the money.
Have a nice day.

Stormont Systems, Blood Peak

The money has been sent. This is a day to rejoice and enjoy! :D

We've got 350,000 of 'em total serving extended sentences. Another half a million are serving sentences of 7 years or less, but ah, what the hell, you can have them too if you want 'em.

Dear Yn

We are prepared to transport Wolfsreichs criminal population.
27 Carrier craft are on standby and two more Stormont Security Regiments have been roped in to do the job.
We need you go ahead to pick up the produce.

Note : Extra Cages have been fitted, we now can fit 4 x 300 = 1200.
Regiments are armed with live weaponry due to nature of the transport ( they are bad, bad people).
It will cost an additional $10 for eage meal.

Stormont Systems, Blood Peak

Dear Blood Peak, please proceed with transport.

Wolfsreich, our deepest thanks. Thanks to you, our people will not go hungry, and will enjoy many a tasty meal. I am truly touched by the generosity of so many leaders out there...

*wipes a tear of gratitude from the corner of her eye*


Dictator Zina Ramirez

Excellent The Amerigan Government will send all criminals on Death Row immidiatly. We request to be paid 200 Amerigan thwaks per head (7 thwaks is one dollar).

However, why stop there? Why not strike a permanent treaty. All sentenced to death will immidiatly be transferred to your country for slaughter and consumption? Just pay us half a million thwaks for 10 years of criminals sent immidaitly after recieving their sentence to your slaughterhouses?

That strikes us as fair. A pleasure doing business. May our two nations prosper through this agreement.

Dear Yn

We would like to offer our services as your transporters again.
The treaty Amerigo would allow us to offer you a full contract, lasting 10 years.
Please give us your suggestions

Lord Stow, Stormont Systems.

We would be delighted with a contract. We would be ready to make you our exclusive food prisoner transport providers in exchange for preferential prices.

Due to the sad demise of the nation of Blood Peak, we find ourselves in great difficulty to have our human imports brought to our nation. The government of Yn is prepared to establish a similar contract with any willing nation.

We are also still buying from any country wishing to dispose of its criminals in a mutually satisfactory manner.