Esamopia
11-11-2003, 04:08
Tensions mounted today throughout the known universe as AMF was spotted whining, moaning, and otherwise humiliating themselves. http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91107&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=40
These tensions are basically focused on what the world should do to counter this foolishness... Senator-for-Life Ivangorad from Esamopia had this to say:
"Oh AMF, well he is obviously just starved for attention, it appears as if no one 'thanks' him when he assists other nations and now he is crying about it. I say an Esamopian chocolate ration or a lollypop would do rather nicely."
Other officials took a more serious tone, addressing AMF's plan to take revenge on nations that have "whored or shitted" (Direct quotes, see the link!) on AMF or its honor.
"I don't think we can afford to sit around and wait for AMF and his evil cronies, the ones that he likes now anyway, to launch a strike against all of NS! Its not like they wont be defeated, it just might be more convenient to take care of the situation now before it gets out of hand." The official spoke only on condition of anonymity, but his name is Sir Ian Timston (we could care less about the consequences...)
The Esamopian Vice-Premier, enjoying her symbolic office and having way too much time to do anything, was more than happy to make a statement, this is what she had to say:
"Well the sad thing is that no one has cared much about AMF, even when nations have begged its assistance... the name simply disappears right away. Wait, who were we talking about again?"
Will AMF's whining be met with empathetic responses, from nations asking AMF to "feel good" about itself, or will the world enforce some sort of dignity on its leaders? Finally, should any preparations be made for an eventual AMF crusade? Well if we knew the questions we would put them here!
Reporting from Jak City, this is Random Name from ENN (Esamopian News Network.)
These tensions are basically focused on what the world should do to counter this foolishness... Senator-for-Life Ivangorad from Esamopia had this to say:
"Oh AMF, well he is obviously just starved for attention, it appears as if no one 'thanks' him when he assists other nations and now he is crying about it. I say an Esamopian chocolate ration or a lollypop would do rather nicely."
Other officials took a more serious tone, addressing AMF's plan to take revenge on nations that have "whored or shitted" (Direct quotes, see the link!) on AMF or its honor.
"I don't think we can afford to sit around and wait for AMF and his evil cronies, the ones that he likes now anyway, to launch a strike against all of NS! Its not like they wont be defeated, it just might be more convenient to take care of the situation now before it gets out of hand." The official spoke only on condition of anonymity, but his name is Sir Ian Timston (we could care less about the consequences...)
The Esamopian Vice-Premier, enjoying her symbolic office and having way too much time to do anything, was more than happy to make a statement, this is what she had to say:
"Well the sad thing is that no one has cared much about AMF, even when nations have begged its assistance... the name simply disappears right away. Wait, who were we talking about again?"
Will AMF's whining be met with empathetic responses, from nations asking AMF to "feel good" about itself, or will the world enforce some sort of dignity on its leaders? Finally, should any preparations be made for an eventual AMF crusade? Well if we knew the questions we would put them here!
Reporting from Jak City, this is Random Name from ENN (Esamopian News Network.)