NationStates Jolt Archive

Recently, the Esamopian government held a day of "Playful Hatred" against Siri, leader of Menelmacar. The entire event was, as the name suggests, rather peaceful and playful with few incidents.

What experts have recently unveiled, however, is one of the most shocking secrets ever discovered! It appears that the Empress Siri is really... a male elf!!!

Behavioral analysts within Esamopia have reviewed all logs of confirmed Siri communications, and by a narrow margin have concurred that Siri is really the "Emperor" of Menelmacar. The scientists vaguely cited experimental work dealing with elvish voice patterns, although some speculated that those advocating the declaration were heavily funded by the Esamopian government.

Nevertheless, all Esamopian communications or invitations to Siri's government will be addressed to "His Honorable Majesty," or simply to "Emperor Siri."

"Ahem. Another proof that humans born stupid, and just a handful of them manages to avoid the destiny of transforming in mature and complete morons".

Prince Bastianel Dephil, Human Relations Advisor of the Aelosian Empire.

I Yellow Sam, First Minister of the Prime President congratulates Esamopia on the institution of Hate Day. I also urge Esamopia to extend this event to eventually become Hate Week.

I Yellow Sam, First Minister of the Prime President congratulates Esamopia on the institution of Hate Day. I also urge Esamopia to extend this event to eventually become Hate Week.

OOC: Hahhahaa... I never thought of introducing it like 1984... thank you for the brilliant idea!!!!!!! (I never have this many !, but this is amazing.)

5 MINUTE HATE:

traitor!

pig!

capitalist!

traitor!

traitor!

momma's boy!

[pause for shock]

traitor!

traitor!

"Ahem. Another proof that humans born stupid, and just a handful of them manages to avoid the destiny of transforming in mature and complete morons".

Prince Bastianel Dephil, Human Relations Advisor of the Aelosian Empire.


"Yes, Bastianel, anothe fine exapmple of Human intelegence, any elf who knows have an eon of history can tell you that Sirithil is female."

"Ahem. Another proof that humans born stupid, and just a handful of them manages to avoid the destiny of transforming in mature and complete morons".

Prince Bastianel Dephil, Human Relations Advisor of the Aelosian Empire.


"Yes, Bastianel, anothe fine exapmple of Human intelegence , any elf who knows have an eon of history can tell you that Sirithil is female ."

OOC: While I do admit that this topic may have been in poor taste, I am actually more annoyed by the lack of any spelling or grammar conventions whenever you try to insult me!! I have bolded the misspelled words and italicized grammar errors.