NationStates Jolt Archive

Zion hears some sort of whistle behind him as he moves towards the central area, turning, he sees a large robot staring at a smaller one near the reception desk, who's voice sounded pretty masculine. 'A homo robot... Must be a programming quirk...'

Karlo went back to his room after the investigation was concluded. He looked for anything amiss and, finding none, began his usual stretching and meditation exercises. Afterwards, he throughly read over the information handed out in his packet.

OOC: Byron didn't steal the wall plates, he is reparing damage. He found the new plates there and is using them, assuming that is why they are there.((OOC: I assumed that a massive plasma blast would knock some of the old circuitry out of the wall, rather than just vaporize all of it. Judging by Bryon's character, he probably would've picked it up if it was of any worth, which is what Rai is referring to.))

Johnny watched his meal companions leave as the waitress deleivered his third steak, as he started his steak he thought "Hmmm looks like they can't eat much" he gave a snort "Ah well better keep it light as I'm hitting the gym later, don't want that bloated feeling while I'm working out."

Kira, still draggin Akira in her wake, sat down across the table. "Yo. Hope you don't mind if we join you." She set down her tray, which was loaded with a rather impressive amount of food for her apparent height and build (though Johnny probably would consider it a light snack). "Noticed you in the room before," she went on. "I haven't seen very many like you, so I was wondering what brought you here. You from Istar, learning how to carry on a guerrilla war, maybe?"

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Kira, still draggin Akira in her wake, sat down across the table. "Yo. Hope you don't mind if we join you." She set down her tray, which was loaded with a rather impressive amount of food for her apparent height and build (though Johnny probably would consider it a light snack). "Noticed you in the room before," she went on. "I haven't seen very many like you, so I was wondering what brought you here. You from Istar, learning how to carry on a guerrilla war, maybe?"

Johnny looked at Kira "No I am not from this Istar, I am from the Free Land of Slagkattunger." His face beams as he mentions his homeland name "My people were accepted there as refugees many years ago, I myself was born and raised in Slagkattunger. As to why I'm here, well my people are not warlike so I am here as a mercenary to learn how to fight and to experiance war. I intend to use the knowledge I gain to get myself hired by the Slagkattunger government as an advisor, it's a really important position back home." With this his eyes go all "starry eyed" at the tought of the government position he could get.

<Johnny Slams his fist down and BUMPS the table>

Checking the news, Apakoh realized that the leader of Slagkattunger had made an offer. After filling out a form, he applied.

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Lusec Apakoh

"Ah. The catgirl and minotaur nation?" Kira nodded thoughtfully. "I remember that from the recent news programs... the whole issue with 01. Figures out of the two nations I've heard of where minotaurs live, I'd pick the wrong one. What kind of position is it? Oh, yeah, I'm Akira, by the way. Akira Kanzaki." She nodded to the young man beside her. "He's Akira, too. Been kind of quiet recently, though; I think the jet lag's caught up."

Byron finishes the wall repairs and walks off, heading towards the smell of food. He walks in, seemingly ignoring the others and looks over the menu.

He orders and the attendent just stares blankly. He speaks again, with the same effect. He then sighs and uses english. "One order of crab stuffed habeneros, two lobster tails and an Elaran Ale." He sits down and waits, irritated at having to repeat himself. People just didn't speak enough Germanic-Russian anymore.

"Ah. The catgirl and minotaur nation?" Kira nodded thoughtfully. "I remember that from the recent news programs... the whole issue with 01. Figures out of the two nations I've heard of where minotaurs live, I'd pick the wrong one. What kind of position is it? Oh, yeah, I'm Akira, by the way. Akira Kanzaki." She nodded to the young man beside her. "He's Akira, too. Been kind of quiet recently, though; I think the jet lag's caught up."

Johnny coughs "Er I don't won't to say what it is, you may try to get it." Looks around suspiciously "I mean we are trying to make money or we wouldn't be here now would we?" Johnny tries changing the topic "By the way do you know what the first lesson will be about?"

Checking the news, Apakoh realized that the leader of Slagkattunger had made an offer. After filling out a form, he applied.

ooc:- Huh? please refresh my mind...it's a bit slow today.

Kira shrugged. "Fair enough. I'm guessing the first lesson will be something about not attacking each other without permission. Or at least not causing damage to the school when you do." She offered an ironic grin. "Bets on how many people will listen?"

Byron gets his food and sits down, eating the spicy carb stuffed habeneros, then moving onto the lobster tails. Strangly he seems to be able to not only drink the Elaran Ale, but remain concious afterwards to boot.

Byron ignores the womans comment about the lesson. He had heard worse jibes at his expense and knew it wasn't very healthy to make something out of the little ones.

OOC: Elaran Ale is one of the strogest drinks in the galaxy. Elara clams it is the strongest, but I bet there's a stronger one out there. Here's wishing the first human to try it comes out of the coma within two weeks. ;)

Zion hits the chow line, then settles down at a corner table with a wide array of foods, his best attempt at a balanced meal.

Robert Hanson also returns to the cafeteria, with the computer still handcuffed to his wrist. He walks straight to the front of the line, and snatches someone's lunch out of thier hands.


Meanwhile, outside the building, a most devilish machine sneaks up to the school. It slinks indside, disguised as a mongoose. But its costume is rather ill-fitting, so it looks more like a badly-sewn taxedermy squirrel than a mongoose. It slinks up to the receptionist, until right in front of her face. All of a sudden, its programming kicks in,

"HI!!!!!! ARE YOU A TUNA-FISH?!?!?!?!?"

"HI!!!!!! ARE YOU A TUNA-FISH?!?!?!?!?"OOC: :shock: :lol:

IC: Byron finishes his meal and downs the rest of the Elaran Ale, coughing several times at the kick of the drink. He then gets up and head to his room.

((OOC: I saw a squirell! It was goin' like this! (a reference) :P ))
IC:
Having no need of lunch, Rai stayed and cleaned up the debris, pocketing anything electronic that he found. He played a heavy techno song in his head while he was sweeping up the rubble, and lost track of time doing his menial task. Such is the nature of the robot, or at least one of Rai's breed anyway.

What snapped him out of his trance was when he heard the little robot squeel some non-sequitor about tuna. Now realizing that he had finished with the task at hand about an hour ago, Rai dropped the broom and moved in to investigate. A quick thermal scan on the "mongoose" reveiled its "mighty robot form" ((another reference :wink: )), to which Rai clicked in disgust.

{ANOTHER ROBOT?} he thought, {HOW'S A GUY SUPPOSED TO STAY UNIQUE THESE DAYS?}

After finishing his exercises Karlo was hungry. After conducting his usual routine of departure, he exited his room and made his way down to the cafeteria. On the way, he passed Byron and gave a friendly nod.

The 'mongoose''s thermal sensors immediately pick up the other robot. The mongoose automatically takes off its disguise, revealing its mighty robot form. Its coloration turns from a neutral green to red, and a tangle of missile launchers, miniguns, and robotic arms, most of which clasp pizza slices or cupcakes, emerge from its head.

"HALT!!!! I AM GIR!!! MASTER HAS ORDERED ME TO GO TO SKOOL!!!!! DO NOT DARE STAND IN MY WAY.......TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!"

The robot rockets into the cafeteria, landing in a vat of cafeteria food. It swims around, consuming most of the food.

Karlo sees a mad robot consuming the cafeteria food. Shaking his head in disgust he walks over to a neaby vending machine (OOC: If any) and prompty gets a chocolate bar and soda.

He makes his way to Johnny and whomever else is at the table.

Checking the news, Apakoh realized that the leader of Slagkattunger had made an offer. After filling out a form, he applied.

ooc:- Huh? please refresh my mind...it's a bit slow today.

OOC: The whole looking for a mate thing

Kira, who is sitting across the table from Johnny, nods to Karlo. She might have said something, if she weren't in the middle of devouring a second chicken.

Checking the news, Apakoh realized that the leader of Slagkattunger had made an offer. After filling out a form, he applied.

ooc:- Huh? please refresh my mind...it's a bit slow today.

OOC: The whole looking for a mate thing

ooc:- :shock: Um link? I only use mate as in Ga'day mate ie Australian talk.

ic:- Johnny finishes his meal just as the robot goes bonkers, thinking to himself "If that thing wreaks any of my meals in the future I'll send it to the junkyard." He lets out a low rumberling burp and gets up and says "Excuse me, better out the attic than the basement." this is followed by a low chuckle "Well I'm hitting the gyms, any one know where they are?"

Karlo finished his snack and said to Johnny.

“Yeah, I know where the gyms are. Wanna someone to spot you?”

Johnny looks down at himself "No I have found myself, seems that I was here all along." this is followed by a soft chuckle "I want to do a few martial arts routines on the mat, I don't do weights as they are so mind numbing and unnecessary for me."

Zion looks up in a startled fashion, his hand slipping instinctively to his nickel-plated Berretta. 'This place is f**kin' weird...' He thinks to himself, returning to his meal.

Dekker, in the meantime, is still looking for the headmaster's office, or some sort of instructor.

"The Headmaster wishes not to be disturbed at this time." An automated response sounds as Dekker reaches the door.

Dekker steps back slightly.

"Yeah, okay..."

He wanders back down the hall, totally lost.

Karlo looked up at Johnny and said,

"I'd ask to spar with you but...I don't know. I'm into judo myself."

The robot finishes eating the cafeteria food, and goes off to find trouble.

He soon finds it, in the form of the Headmaster's office.

Olwë, while wandering around the school, came across a robot with a mad array of weaponry. That ought to be worth a lot, he thought while firing his ion cannon at it.

Olwë, while wandering around the school, came across a robot with a mad array of weaponry. That ought to be worth a lot, he thought while firing his small ion cannon at it.

Kira finished her meal and regarded Akira's comatose form with a measuring gaze. Hmm. I could leave him here, but... maybe he'll be useful. Standing up, she casually hefted him onto one shoulder and started for their (temporarily?) shared room.

Vinny finds himself wandering the halls, looking for something to do.

Karlo looked up at Johnny and said,

"I'd ask to spar with you but...I don't know. I'm into judo myself."

"I do Min'tor Kic'karmaniti, basically a style developed for Minators like myself that focuses on kicking, punching and using our horns. I wouldn't reconmend sparing with me you might get gored by accident, although our hosts seems quiet advanced maybe they have something I can spar with that they don't mind broken."

"Well, let's go to the gym and get away from that nut robot," said Karlo, indicating the one that ate all the food in the cafeteria.

Olwë, while wandering around the school, came across a robot with a mad array of weaponry. That ought to be worth a lot, he thought while firing his small ion cannon at it.

OOC: Again? Honestly...we just did that...

Silent and solumn, a young man walked into the academy, carrying a rather large sword. He looked over his shoulder at the glory of the commons, and then proceeded towards teh receptionist's desk.

"Hello...is there a man by the name of Lusec Apakoh here?"

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Seig Apakoh

"Well, let's go to the gym and get away from that nut robot," said Karlo, indicating the one that ate all the food in the cafeteria.

Johnny looked at the robot and shook his head "Sure." He streched and started for the door.

ooc:- SB is the food free or did they have to pay for it?

OOC: Real food costs money (In Imperial Credits - My currency), but replicated food is free. Each student has a replicator in their room. While replicated food tastes great, many people in the empire still prefer their main meals real.

OOC: Real food costs money (In Imperial Credits - My currency), but replicated food is free. Each student has a replicator in their room. While replicated food tastes great, many people in the empire still prefer their main meals real.

ooc:- Ah.

ic:- As Johnny went to leave the cafeteria he looked at the robot had done to the food and then at Karlo "I hate to see that things bill, I don't think it payed when it finished eating all that stuff. What would it want it for I don't know but if it doesn't pay up I suspect it will become scrap parts as they try to recover the costs. Heh owing money in a mercenary acadamy is not a good idea especially not after what they did to the two who ripped up the entrance hall."

"Indeed," answered Karlo, "It would appear that some of the 'students' are a few transistors short of a circuit board."

Karlo walked alongside Johnny as they made their way to the gym.

OOC: This RP is very slow... :roll:

The Manhunt one is on page 31 or something....with much longer posts...

hmmm...any suggestions on how to get this thing rolling?

OOC: This RP is very slow... :roll:

The Manhunt one is on page 31 or something....with much longer posts...

hmmm...any suggestions on how to get this thing rolling?

ooc:- Speed up the day & get started on the next day lesson (The active kind), assume that people finish what they are doing today in your summerisation.

OOC: That'd be great. I keep forgetting about this thing, so if we speed it up a bit, I'll remeber it. The other one moves too fast for me, with my odd log-on times.