The Silver Turtle
10-11-2003, 22:56
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While thinking about the fact that 1 RL day= 1 NS year, a very sad young maths whiz worked out that our glorious leader, The Great Ineffable Bob, having been leader throughout all The Silver Turtle's glorious history, must be approximately 301 years old, assuming he was twenty five and in power when our glorious nations first established itself. As is our governments policy, the boy was allowed to speak this freely and openly before being arrested and executed on an unrelated shoplifting offence.l Bob Minor was quoted as saying:
"No, TGI Bob is not 3 centuries old, yes he has been our leader since the beginning, yes it is the same TGI Bob, yes our nation is 276 years old, no he's not, no I'm not telling you the secret to enternal youth, no he's not going to tell you it either, no we didn't kill the boy 'cos he said that, yes this is a nation of free speech, no he's not 3 centuries old and if you keep asking that we'll have you killed...No I did not just say that! Good Night!"
Well there you have it, TGI Bob knows the secret to eternal youth..."
*Armed soldiers walk in and escort the newsreader out*
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*another newsreader runs in*
"In other news..."
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While thinking about the fact that 1 RL day= 1 NS year, a very sad young maths whiz worked out that our glorious leader, The Great Ineffable Bob, having been leader throughout all The Silver Turtle's glorious history, must be approximately 301 years old, assuming he was twenty five and in power when our glorious nations first established itself. As is our governments policy, the boy was allowed to speak this freely and openly before being arrested and executed on an unrelated shoplifting offence.l Bob Minor was quoted as saying:
"No, TGI Bob is not 3 centuries old, yes he has been our leader since the beginning, yes it is the same TGI Bob, yes our nation is 276 years old, no he's not, no I'm not telling you the secret to enternal youth, no he's not going to tell you it either, no we didn't kill the boy 'cos he said that, yes this is a nation of free speech, no he's not 3 centuries old and if you keep asking that we'll have you killed...No I did not just say that! Good Night!"
Well there you have it, TGI Bob knows the secret to eternal youth..."
*Armed soldiers walk in and escort the newsreader out*
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*another newsreader runs in*
"In other news..."