Esamopia
10-11-2003, 20:02
OOC: Wombat owns... one day I will hopefully have some sort of news story that will rival their brilliant line of thinking and presentation, but for now, an excuse to hate Siri!!
IC:
Esamopia hates Siri!
"Crowds of school children were let out of school early today to celebrate what the Esamopian Premier describes as a 'Day of Playful Hatred.'"
"Esamopians everywhere were handed out free toilet paper with the images of Empress Siri and were urged to use it 'whenever necessary.' Esamopian government party HQ was rumored to have mandated a bathroom quota by all its party officials, while Esamopian businesses were prevented from the use of any toilet paper by decree, that did not "contain the image of Siri or her cohorts."
"We're not just stopping there!" Declared an over-enthusiastic Esamopian, "There's gonna be parades, fireworks, and all kinds of celebrations, ALL KINDS. WOW, I JUST CANNOT WAIT --" The rest of the interview had to be cutoff because the reporter feared for her life as the Esamopian was about to explode in jubilation.
"On a more somber note, three Esamopians were lightly injured today when egg-throwing ceremonies on images of Siri took a violent turn as some Esamopians missed the images and hit near-by bystanders, the ensuing egg fight was only quelled when more free toilet paper was handed out."
"Children everywhere also celebrated this event by numerous games, including contests on who could draw the most horrific face for Siri, the winning prize of a year's worth of toilet paper being awarded to the little girl who drew this picture:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G736Rm6f9VkC:www.altaruk.fsnet.co.uk/yah.JPG "
"All in all, the day was of immense fun to the Esamopian populace and displayed what was truly 'playful hatred' of the leader of Menelmacar."
IC:
Esamopia hates Siri!
"Crowds of school children were let out of school early today to celebrate what the Esamopian Premier describes as a 'Day of Playful Hatred.'"
"Esamopians everywhere were handed out free toilet paper with the images of Empress Siri and were urged to use it 'whenever necessary.' Esamopian government party HQ was rumored to have mandated a bathroom quota by all its party officials, while Esamopian businesses were prevented from the use of any toilet paper by decree, that did not "contain the image of Siri or her cohorts."
"We're not just stopping there!" Declared an over-enthusiastic Esamopian, "There's gonna be parades, fireworks, and all kinds of celebrations, ALL KINDS. WOW, I JUST CANNOT WAIT --" The rest of the interview had to be cutoff because the reporter feared for her life as the Esamopian was about to explode in jubilation.
"On a more somber note, three Esamopians were lightly injured today when egg-throwing ceremonies on images of Siri took a violent turn as some Esamopians missed the images and hit near-by bystanders, the ensuing egg fight was only quelled when more free toilet paper was handed out."
"Children everywhere also celebrated this event by numerous games, including contests on who could draw the most horrific face for Siri, the winning prize of a year's worth of toilet paper being awarded to the little girl who drew this picture:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:G736Rm6f9VkC:www.altaruk.fsnet.co.uk/yah.JPG "
"All in all, the day was of immense fun to the Esamopian populace and displayed what was truly 'playful hatred' of the leader of Menelmacar."