NationStates Jolt Archive

Okay people, I've managed to cut down to one good reason to ignore me by rescending a lot of my claims and taking WMDs off of all of my ships and stations except for my two Apocalypse class vessels.

Reason 1: I have two ships that carry weapons capable of destroying entire ships, stations, planets, or stars.

I hope to regain some recognition from those that have been ignoring me this way. If there's anything else I can do, tell me!

yeah, that's pretty good

Reason 7: I make silly spam topics like this just to enhance my penis replaement post count for the good of all IQ detracting goodness that I post in usual topics.

Post count +1!

OOC: Well, well, good job.

Respect for Xanthal: +1

You wank like a pubescent teenage male who just found a Playboy, but at least you're honest and up front about it. :mrgreen:

~Siri

Iraqstan: Say what? I'd add it if I could understand you.

Menelmacar: You know that's interesting, because as it turns out I am a pubescent teenage male in real life.

Did you just find a Playboy? 8)

~Siri

Did you just find a Playboy? 8)

~Siri

nay that stain on the wall over there....yeah use your imagination, it was HIM!

~Teh flameloader

feel shame, all of you, shame!

Reason 1: I have a weapon that destroys planets.
Reason 2: I have a weapon that destroys stars.
Reason 3: I have a weapon that stops time in a localized area.
Reason 4: I have a weapon that can pierce any shields or armor in a single hit.
Reason 5: I claim 150 quadrillion cubic kilometers of space, fifteen solar systems, and sixteen inhabitable planets.
Reason 6: I RP with a GNP four times what a calculator says I should have.

PFFFT!

You can do nothing against my AX-1337 Soopah-doopah Slingshot of Death That Kills of d00mez[tm]! :twisted:

Menelmacar: No... But I can't deny that I look at porn sometimes. The internet is a wonderful thing. Anyway, that's off-topic. Back to the list! Any ideas friends (and enemies)?

Shame? What is shame?

*releases a drainplug that runs around in a trenchcoat flashing people*

A Shameless Plug.

I love a bad pun...

*runs from angry people with pitchforks*

Menelmacar: You know that's interesting, because as it turns out I am a pubescent teenage male in real life.

That actually explains a lot.

Angelus: Eh? Glad I could help you explain it.

tag... this is the best thread eVaR!

:lol:

Oddly enough... being 19 myself maybe I should try my hand at playboy.








Hm.... I should of phrased that better... :P

Meh...

Respect for Xanthal: +1

~Siri

You're handing out an awful lot of respect points lately Menel.......is there something you need to tell us? :P

awaits minus 10 respect points and a slap to the face.......;)

Added Reason 7 and edited Reason 3. Hello, time goes on and things change!

waits minus 10 respect points and a slap to the face.......;)
I'm only too happy to oblige. ;)

~Siri

Menelmacar: Hey, your presence is requested on this thread: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=90858

Reason three is gone! Joy and celebration!

Yay! Now you just have to work on the other six. ;)

~Siri

*looks around for someone to reward him for stopping Xanthal from destroying the universe**sees no one*

Aw man!

Congratulations. :)

~Siri

I was thinking more along the lines of cash, but... that'll do. ;)

I'd rather not ignore Xanthal, especially because of these brilliant and refreshing posts, and I likely will not, since I doubt that I'd be involved in direct (or indirect) conflict anytime soon.

So for now we're good... for now...

This has been an OOC post.

P.S. Menelmacar is evil... just thought you'd want to know!

{Also OOC}

Bump for more commentary and ideas for additions to the list.

Reasons #7 and 8 added! What fun finding my personal flaws!

Well I won't be ingoring you, how often does a Monarchy have close political and sciencific ties to a Socalist Empire. :wink: Points at Teritoran and Xanthalian sciencists working on the next thing for people to complant about.

Well, aside from being a joke topic, this also serves as 'fair warning' to all you people out there...

Number seven isn't so bad, it makes sound like a slightly more peaceful Real Life USA which even with its problems still has the best interracal relations.

I guess, but lots of people don't find it realistic to have me RP Elves, Humans, Dragons, Demons, Vampires, Than, Dwarves, Catpeople, and about a dozen other species living together and having a minimum of issues with one another.

Well with dragons and Dwarves I can understand why people would have a problem with that concidering what dragons do to dwarves as well as humans and vampires but other than that, I don't see a problem.

reads thread, starts to snicker, then starts to laugh softly then falls out of his chair bursting a gut laughing like crazy


Respect for xanthal:+100 :lol:

Yes! I'm gonna command the respect of the masses before too long! Bow down in respect!

...Seriously, can no one think of another reason to ignore me? So far Iraqstan is the only one to make a contribution to the list, and I don't even know what it means!

Edit: Topic title improved.

Hey, Xanthal, I got no problem with you. You declared up front that you have ubertech, so I see no reason to ignore. If people don't want to deal with Ubertech, they can just not RP with you, as long as you don't use Ubertech in threads that don't want it.

PS: Thank God you didn't shatter the fourth dimension.

Go thank Crimmond for stopping me. He feels unloved.

Hey, Xanthal, I got no problem with you. You declared up front that you have ubertech, so I see no reason to ignore. If people don't want to deal with Ubertech, they can just not RP with you, as long as you don't use Ubertech in threads that don't want it.

PS: Thank God you didn't shatter the fourth dimension.

takes immeadiate dislikeing to TRSN


signals all Trasians and they shout


"ALL HAIL! KING OF THE LOSERS!

THANK YOU!!!!

Soviet Trasa: Ouch.

I'm having entirely too much fun here...

Hey, Xanthal, I got no problem with you. You declared up front that you have ubertech, so I see no reason to ignore. If people don't want to deal with Ubertech, they can just not RP with you, as long as you don't use Ubertech in threads that don't want it.

PS: Thank God you didn't shatter the fourth dimension.

takes immeadiate dislikeing to TRSN


signals all Trasians and they shout


"ALL HAIL! KING OF THE LOSERS!

My Somebody been playing Ages of Empire II have they.

LOL :lol: acuallly not recently

Don't forget your fleets of umpteen billion ships which all pop up everywhere all the damn time! BASTARD!



Heh heh.

I have fleets of umpteen billion ships?

Oh well, Titan Sakkra's is now reason #9, with my personal objection for truthfulness.

Into the double digits! Reason ten added in acknowledgement of continued criticism of the advancement of my ships.

Reason 11: My name is spelt with an X even though it makes a "Z" sound...

:P

Very true. Added.

[code:1:1cb1627a76]Synchronise:

1. IGNORE Cannon
Version: Mk5
2. RESPECT Cannon
Version: Mk3

Fire at mark...

MARK

Cannons fired.

Result: IGNORE successful. Respect +1.[/code:1:1cb1627a76]

[code:1:dfadeb054c]Synchronise:

1. IGNORE Cannon
Version: Mk5
2. RESPECT Cannon
Version: Mk3

Fire at mark...

MARK

Cannons fired.

Result: IGNORE successful. Respect +1.[/code:1:dfadeb054c]

Reason 1: I have a weapon that destroys planets.
Reason 2: I have a weapon that destroys stars.
Reason 3: I have a weapon that can pierce any shields or armor in a single hit.
Reason 4: I claim 150 quadrillion cubic kilometers of space, fifteen solar systems, and sixteen inhabitable planets.
Reason 5: I roleplay with a GNP four times what a calculator says I should have.
Reason 6: I make silly spam topics like this just to enhance my penis replaement post count for the good of all IQ detracting goodness that I post in usual topics. (Contributed by Iraqstan. I don't know what the hell it means, but there it is anyway.)
Reason 7: I roleplay with dozens of species that all live together in harmony somehow.
Reason 8: I sometimes presumptuously claim to have gathered intelligence on some IC topics without notifying anyone beforehand.
Reason 9: My fleets of umpteen billion ships which all pop up everywhere all the damn time! (Contributed by Titan Sakkra. I barely have a billion people, let alone a billion ships! I need truthful reasons people!)
Reason 10: My ships should by all rights be cardboard. But they aren't cardboard.
Reason 11: My name is spelt with an X even though it makes a "Z" sound. (Contributed by Audioslavia. I can't deny this one...)

Excellent! Excellent! Excellent!

I still will not ignore you...but my 10-ship no-true big weapon space fleet will try to be reaching your solar systems soon.

Go you!

Reasons have been cut down to one thanks to my recent actions! Mabye I can get some recognition back now! But I do still have those two Apocalypse class ships...

but...11 is still true

EDIT: Hey...post 6060 8)

But 11 isn't really a reason to ignore me. Unless you have phonetics issues.

But 11 isn't really a reason to ignore me. Unless you have phonetics issues.

Well... :oops:

*whistles and slowly backs up*

...Oh. Sorry.

As you should be :roll:

All that silliness aside though, I'm looking for more things I can do to gain recognition. I know Aelosia, Independant Pluto, Melkor Unchained, and Angelus ignore me, as well as some others that I'm forgetting. If they or anyone else has ideas of more stuff I could do, they should let me know.

To be fair, I never ignored ya Xanthal.

All that silliness aside though, I'm looking for more things I can do to gain recognition. I know Aelosia, Independant Pluto, Melkor Unchained, and Angelus ignore me, as well as some others that I'm forgetting. If they or anyone else has ideas of more stuff I could do, they should let me know.

RP a good story and then when it's near done or done, show it to them

DNS: I know, but some people did; and the things I've done in the past have been a bit (or way) overboard at times.

Steel Butterfly: Who do I RP with? And what should I RP? The new Republic isn't very radical, so I've kinda run out of ideas for compelling stories. Unless you like politics.

Do a character RP...they are indeed the best

Yeah, but what should they be doing? Going on a tour? I guess I could have somebody infiltrate something...

I maintain my current list of reasons to ignore you.

What list?

I never ignored ya...

Although there were some who ignored me... Damn you, Scolo!!!

The only reason left for me to IGNORE you is number 1. I think Aelosia thinks the same thing.

Do you think I should just get rid of the big weapons altogether? There's no way Xanthal would just abandon it's WMDs.

The main question is, do they destroy the targets in one hit? And cause no fall out?

If they are like nuclear weapons, I have no issue, if they are "magic bullets" that cause no international relations fall out, or another nation to Nova-Bomb the day lights out of you (Thelas uses Nova-Bombs like nuclear weapons, you shoot a WMD at us, we kill of your star systems)

What list?

Reason 1: I have a weapon that destroys planets.
Reason 2: I have a weapon that destroys stars.
Reason 3: I have a weapon that can pierce any shields or armor in a single hit.
Reason 4: I claim 150 quadrillion cubic kilometers of space, fifteen solar systems, and sixteen inhabitable planets.
Reason 5: I roleplay with a GNP four times what a calculator says I should have.
Reason 6: I make silly spam topics like this just to enhance my penis replaement post count for the good of all IQ detracting goodness that I post in usual topics. (Contributed by Iraqstan. I don't know what the hell it means, but there it is anyway.)
Reason 7: I roleplay with dozens of species that all live together in harmony somehow.
Reason 8: I sometimes presumptuously claim to have gathered intelligence on some IC topics without notifying anyone beforehand.
Reason 9: My fleets of umpteen billion ships which all pop up everywhere all the damn time! (Contributed by Titan Sakkra. I barely have a billion people, let alone a billion ships! I need truthful reasons people!)
Reason 10: My ships should by all rights be cardboard. But they aren't cardboard.
Reason 11: My name is spelt with an X even though it makes a "Z" sound. (Contributed by Audioslavia. I can't deny this one...)

Reason 12: 3,000 Ion Fussion Powered Warships back when you were on earth.

Thelas:
Well, they all do something a little different.
-Thalaron radiation causes the calcification and death of all biological life in the affected area (which can be as small as a room or as big as a planet depending on the amount released).
-Molecular Cohesion Disrupters break the bonds between molecules, causing masses to vaporize.
-Nova Bombs cause a catalystic fusion reaction that can destroy stars and nebulas.
-Infidimensional Transmatter cannons are the most destructive weapons used by Xanthal. They can only fire once an hour, but they obliterate anything they're fired at, regardless of shielding and armor. Of course, they need to get within range, and that's not easy to do without being noticed in an Apocalypse class starship, the only ship class that can use them.

Nova Bombs can be blocked by energy shields or physical barriers.
Thalaron radiation and MCDs can be blocked only by energy shields.

Ruhr:
Reason 1: Covered in current reason #1. Cannot be refuted.
Reason 2: Covered in current reason #1. Cannot be refuted.
Reason 3: Covered in current reason #1. Cannot be refuted.
Reason 4: No longer true.
Reason 5: No longer true.
Reason 6: Makes no sense/Not an actual reason for an IC ignore.
Reason 7: No longer true. Racial tensions do exist in Xanthal now, though they are not major.
Reason 8: I don't do this anymore.
Reason 9: Never was true, still not true.
Reason 10: My downgraded ships are much more realistic.
Reason 11: Cannot be refuted, but is not an actual reason for an IC ignore.
Reason 12: Never was true, still not true.

Ruhr:
...
Reason 12: Never was true, still not true.

We argued in a four-page long thread about it!!!!!

3,000 warships? Oh, you mean like water ships! Ohhhhhh! Yes, I've got you now. I eventually saw my error there. Records now give me only 1,000 ships total (including gunboats, destroyers, carriers, and other military craft). Apologies, I didn't quite get your meaning; I thought you were talking about space warships.

3,000 warships? Oh, you mean like water ships! Ohhhhhh! Yes, I've got you now. I eventually saw my error there. Records now give me only 1,000 ships total (including gunboats, destroyers, carriers, and other military craft). Apologies, I didn't quite get your meaning; I thought you were talking about space warships.

Heh, yeah. I realised that it was confusing after I wrote it, but I didn't care.

Well, anyway... Yeah, though I certainly argued the point long enough, I now see that I was in error. I don't know if that makes any difference to you, but there it is anyway.

Well, anyway... Yeah, though I certainly argued the point long enough, I now see that I was in error. I don't know if that makes any difference to you, but there it is anyway.

Yeah, I realised you were in anger long before you did. ;)

I guess I can unignore you now.

Hey! Welcome back to my universe!

Hey! Welcome back to my universe!

GODEMODRE!!1 U R GUNNA EB IG|\|0R3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U cAnot cl@!m uh unv3rs3!!!!!!

I'm assuming that was sarcasm, but in case I need to clarify I meant that you now exist to me again. Thus, "my universe". It's actually not a bad comparison... Since the people we ignore might as well not exist to us IC, they might as well be in another universe.

I'm assuming that was sarcasm, but in case I need to clarify I meant that you now exist to me again. Thus, "my universe". It's actually not a bad comparison... Since the people we ignore might as well not exist to us IC, they might as well be in another universe.

:roll:

Yes, it was sarcastic. Now, only if I can get FTL so I can go and visit you.

Well, do you RP as a nation that is still modern tech. in the 34th. century? If so, you can use our ships to get around. If not (which would be my guess), you can just make a rough sketch of what your nation is like in this time period and RP with that.

Well, do you RP as a nation that is still modern tech. in the 34th. century? If so, you can use our ships to get around. If not (which would be my guess), you can just make a rough sketch of what your nation is like in this time period and RP with that.

Well, so I don't leave myself out of RPs, I made a future nation also. I have a 2110 Space Fleet of around 15 vessels and 20 transports. I also was the one who connected Earth and Mars with a big rubber chain.

You did what?

Ai. That's insane. Then by all rights I can link up every one of my space colonies by a cement walkway that stretches all the way back to the Earth.

^_~

Yes, that was sarcasm.

You did what?

I found a planet composed entirely of rubber. So I utilized it. With the help of several nations, including Sunset, I built the gigantic rubber chain, each chain link was powered by a huge reactor to keep it nice and warm so it won't explode, and each chain was a mile long. So, when the final key chain was in place, the link was made. And we finally have some use out of Mon Olympus and the Bisonic Crater here on earth.

Thelas:
Well, they all do something a little different.
-Thalaron radiation causes the calcification and death of all biological life in the affected area (which can be as small as a room or as big as a planet depending on the amount released).
-Molecular Cohesion Disrupters break the bonds between molecules, causing masses to vaporize.
-Nova Bombs cause a catalystic fusion reaction that can destroy stars and nebulas.
-Infidimensional Transmatter cannons are the most destructive weapons used by Xanthal. They can only fire once an hour, but they obliterate anything they're fired at, regardless of shielding and armor. Of course, they need to get within range, and that's not easy to do without being noticed in an Apocalypse class starship, the only ship class that can use them.

Nova Bombs can be blocked by energy shields or physical barriers.
Thalaron radiation and MCDs can be blocked only by energy shields.

Ahh got ya, they all are WMDs, good, I will treat them as that,

okay so Xanthal, I see no reason to IGNORE you any longer, although I still call you Xanthal (Phonetic) instead of Zanthal (Phonetic)

And Ruhr, let me hope that I never fly into your univerce...

Cool. Got another one back.

If you ignore my Earth-Mars Rubber chain, I am going to have to ignore you....since it was a legit RP...

I'll accept the chain, even though it makes no real sense. Earth and Mars are not in synchronous orbit, their distance from each other varies by tens of thousands of kilometers. Not to mention that sometimes the Sun is between them.

I'll accept the chain, even though it makes no real sense. Earth and Mars are not in synchronous orbit, their distance from each other varies by tens of thousands of kilometers. Not to mention that sometimes the Sun is between them.

Hey! I helped built that chain! It was immensely important for some reason. :P

Anyways, I play "future Knootoss" from time to time and these measures have made you a bit more acceptable as a potential RPing partner... :)

Bravo!

Yah! So the group that actually "sees" Xanthal is growing. Oh, and tell me, Xanthal, are you going to do anything more with that pirate group under your potection? You caused quite a stir in my reason for several weeks, I thought for sure at least two of the nations on Proxima were going to declare war on you and try to wipe you out of existance. And frankly.......I WANT CLOSURE! :lol:

If you ignore my Earth-Mars Rubber chain, I am going to have to ignore you....since it was a legit RP...*looks around* Hmmm.... about time I start blasting away at that rubber band of doom. Only problem, if it snaps back, a few nations are gonna get flattened. Oh well. I'm well away from the crater.

Or I could wait for the sun to burn through it. :wink:

Valinon: They left our protection. They still exist, if you want to interact with them.

If you ignore my Earth-Mars Rubber chain, I am going to have to ignore you....since it was a legit RP...*looks around* Hmmm.... about time I start blasting away at that rubber band of doom. Only problem, if it snaps back, a few nations are gonna get flattened. Oh well. I'm well away from the crater.

Or I could wait for the sun to burn through it. :wink:

Ain't gunna happen. We have plated the links with titanium B)

As well as a few other god-moded effects. ITs stretchy too! And sunset confirms, somehow this will have no effect on the orbits of the planets.

Riiiiiight...