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A Prison life for me/Mocking SATO thread :P

Iesus Christi
10-11-2003, 11:59
A line of hooded and chained prisoners was marched down the ramp inside one of Iesus Christi's most harsh detention facilities, guards in black fatigues menaced the prisoners as they escorted them into the complex, punishing any decent or stumbling with baton blows and threats of death. As the group, that included the knootian ambassador to the Reich, descended into the belly of the earth the Comm system roared at them.....
"Welcome to the Penal complex of Archangel, from which of there is no escape! Obedience is survival! Thought is Death! God is great!"

Archangel Prison Complex-home of thousands of Political prisoners, Kidnaped foreigners, POWs never returned, violent criminals and many a misguided diplomat.

OOC: A Prison life for me-everything you wanted to know about Iesus prisons but were afraid to ask :P
Der Angst
10-11-2003, 12:11
Althena watched her daily reports, planning the next stage (Well, ok, the first stage) of 'Operation: Liberty', for which she tagged a few papers...
10-11-2003, 12:13
Man. I won't like to go on holiday there...
Celdonia
10-11-2003, 12:15
As the group, that included the knootian ambassador to the Reich,


Luckilly, for them, the Knootian diplomatic contingent had packed their bags and left Celdonia before the spying charges were brought against them. The ambassador from Sailune was probably feeling a little more concerned though. He had been less fortunate, and now he had no idea where he was being held. And untypically for Celdonia, the guards were not civillian police.

OOC: Treat the Knootians well IC. I'm sure you will :wink:
Vegana
10-11-2003, 12:28
In a dark cell with a lot of prisoners a large man was sitting. How long he had been in prison noone knew, but he had been there for at least 20 years. Noone seemed to notice him, he had been there for so long that most people thought of him as furniture. He never said a word, he just seemed to sit there, listening to the others. Most of the other prisoners said he was deaf and dumb, that he had been injured in his head after a bashing from the guards ten or fifteen years ago, he sure had the scars for it.
Der Angst
10-11-2003, 13:00
As the group, that included the knootian ambassador to the Reich,


Luckilly, for them, the Knootian diplomatic contingent had packed their bags and left Celdonia before the spying charges were brought against them. The ambassador from Sailune was probably feeling a little more concerned though. He had been less fortunate, and now he had no idea where he was being held. And untypically for Celdonia, the guards were not civillian police.

OOC: Treat the Knootians well IC. I'm sure you will :wink:

ooc: you`re sure the Sailune ambassador was paid by me? I mean, yes, i paid many of their corrupt politicians, but not all of them... [You may not know this: Not a puppet, a friends nation...]
Celdonia
10-11-2003, 13:29
As the group, that included the knootian ambassador to the Reich,


Luckilly, for them, the Knootian diplomatic contingent had packed their bags and left Celdonia before the spying charges were brought against them. The ambassador from Sailune was probably feeling a little more concerned though. He had been less fortunate, and now he had no idea where he was being held. And untypically for Celdonia, the guards were not civillian police.

OOC: Treat the Knootians well IC. I'm sure you will :wink:

ooc: you`re sure the Sailune ambassador was paid by me? I mean, yes, i paid many of their corrupt politicians, but not all of them... [You may not know this: Not a puppet, a friends nation...]

OOC:

Well, Sailune (or whoever was logged in as him) was invited to send a representative to the home of the Xikuangese ambassador (the so called "secret" forum to discuss the offer you had made to Xikuang, so I assume it was the ambassador. That person (and I suspect that was you because I know it wasn't Knootoss) tried to get us to keep communications open, for obvious reasons. Ergo, that's the person we arrested (actually, they're all in for quationing). To be honest though, I only threw it in to follow up Iesus Christi's arrest of the Knootian ambassador. Sailune doesn't RP so if someone tuns up insisting the ambassador should have the chance to make a run for it or whatever then I'll give them a chance.

You probably know how we spotted the spy, but for the benefit of anyone who thinks we might still be bluffing here's what happened.

We were pretty sure it wasn't a puppet because we thought you would at least want to avoid breaking the UN membership rules. We know that you and Sailune both have .de email addresses, and we know what country Sailune's email address was from and we knew where you come from. We also knew that both of you used to reside in the same region. So we always suspected that it was from you the initial contact with Sailune came from, but we suspected more than one of you were using him. Knootoss gave the game away when he posted on a thread as Sailune and revealed his IP address. We were pretty sure anyway - we really did plan the trawler incident to prove that it was Sailune, and also to get an IC way of proving the spying charges.

There's more but that's the gist of it. Anway, no one seems to be denying the espionage charges, and I notice that Rhur and Knootoss appear to have ICly accepted that we set them up with the trawler.
Jeruselem
10-11-2003, 13:42
Iesus Christi ... any electric prods, torture racks, whipping sessions, water torture, sleep deprivation and other fun activities in the prison. I was expecting more than what you posted.
Der Angst
10-11-2003, 13:45
ooc: Yes, we did accept it, this round is won by you.

Anyway, yes, i can understand why you arrested the ambassador, although i would say i didn´t pay him but his superiors (Actually, oocly, i believe what i wrote there... You may have noted that i wasn´t exactly interested in keeping the relationships open as DA... for the simple reason that i do not need it.)

PS: Ops, you DID catch the region thing? *looks surprised* Makes me wonder why it took so long...

[/hijacking]
Free Socialism
10-11-2003, 16:46
ooc: Yes, we did accept it, this round is won by you.


OOC: This is priceless! 8)
Anhierarch
10-11-2003, 16:50
ooc: Yes, we did accept it, this round is won by you.


OOC: This is priceless! 8)

[Now now, calm down.

Gloating is poor sportsmanship.

/hijack. Sorry about that, Iesus.]
Free Socialism
10-11-2003, 16:55
ooc: Sorry about that, I really have to catch up with NS forum etiquette.

No more hijacking here, either, sorry about that.
Sketch
10-11-2003, 17:00
So back to giving me some more ideas Mr. Crazy Religious Psycho Dude :wink:
Seocc
10-11-2003, 17:26
ooc: you`re sure the Sailune ambassador was paid by me? I mean, yes, i paid many of their corrupt politicians, but not all of them... [You may not know this: Not a puppet, a friends nation...]

ooc: IC please forgive me for this hijack, and i want to say i will not be responding to response to this post so don't even bother. TG me if it's that important.

DA, you're telling us a RL friend was your spy in the CACE. so for ooc reasons you got this person to spy on us? really sharp role playing there.
Santa Barbara
10-11-2003, 17:38
OOC: I'm resisting the urge to add a character named Bubba to this.
Knootoss
10-11-2003, 20:19
OOC: Umh... I am willing to respond to this but actually rather in a thread without all the hijacking.

Matty could you please post this again in a new thread ? And CACE/ other totally random people: could you please not post complete nonsense in that thread? The only thing relevant to you here is that it has the name of an ambassador of my nation in it. Thank you so much.
Der Angst
11-11-2003, 11:29
ooc: you`re sure the Sailune ambassador was paid by me? I mean, yes, i paid many of their corrupt politicians, but not all of them... [You may not know this: Not a puppet, a friends nation...]

ooc: IC please forgive me for this hijack, and i want to say i will not be responding to response to this post so don't even bother. TG me if it's that important.

DA, you're telling us a RL friend was your spy in the CACE. so for ooc reasons you got this person to spy on us? really sharp role playing there.

This statement is so stupid, i wont even reply to it :roll:

Well, ok, on a second thought, i will reply to it:

So, for beginners, in very small, very easy steps:

1. Said nation is played by a friend
2. His economy sucks, his politicians are corrupt
3. I pay for anything he needs, thusly practically controlling him
4. CACE and WBO are created. Sailunes economy has PE illegal. I see a chance. I set things into motion, so they join CACE, so that i can get information from their corrupt politicians
5. Got it?
6. Your roleplay comment reminds me of your 'brilliant' RP in the wargames thread... you´re in no position to talk, poor guy.

---

ic:

Days.
Weeks.
Months.
Years.

It seemed like eternity. Well, he had known he was on some sort of suizide mission, but this...

Another bad one, lousy day was about to begin...

More than one time, he had thought about suizide... but he wasn´t the man for this.

Never, never give up your hope...

[ooc: *hopes Iesus-chan doesn´t mind*]
Ryanania
11-11-2003, 11:57
(OOC: Fine, GMC, I'll tone it down.) IC: "Don't you ever forget that you ma biatch, boy!" Bubba said, as he finished having his way with Sammy the Squealer in the showers. Bubba was a large black man; six foot nine, 330 lbs. He cleaned himself off, and returned to his cell to continue reading "War and Peace."