NationStates Jolt Archive

Dogfood is back on the menu nations!

Imperial Forces
10-11-2003, 10:21
After the exuction of 130Elves earlier the week, Grand Master Roac annocced that their remians will be processed and recycled to high quality, chunky dogfood for your favourite mutt.

Each body has enough meat for 15 cans, so 130x15=1,950 cans. Of which, 700 will be on sale to the international world.

All buyers are restricted to 50 cans maximium, private buyers are welcome and the price is 12,000 Credits for one can.

International Sciencist have stated that elven meat reduces fat around arteries, loweres heart diease chance and reduces the chance of cancer. It also has a great taste.

So give your best friend a treat and chop up an elf today!
10-11-2003, 10:27
OOC: I would have expected more from you than just another elf stomping thread...How very droll.
10-11-2003, 10:29
Um... as a minion of Menelmacar I condemn you. As a sane person, I say "Ah, well. They're bigger than us."

~Prince Alexander
Imperial Forces
10-11-2003, 10:31
OOC: I would have expected more from you than just another elf stomping thread...How very droll.
OOC: Whenever I make a sensible R/P thread, noone postes *shrugs*
Dyelli Beybi
10-11-2003, 12:14
(OOC) I get the urge to elf-stomp occasionally, but it is done with so little panache most of the time.

Klatchia wonders whether we might be able to sell a contract to help remove these pesky creatures from some of our forests to whichever company it is that is producing these dog treats.

General O'Booze, Consul of Klatchia

(OOC) Whats different about my elf stomping...this is actually an internal Klatchian political play, it in fact has nothing to do with elves, they're just a tool to achieve the Tzar's nefarious purpose.
10-11-2003, 12:17
"*KGGGK* Sorry, we already have our dogs eat skurr. And, our dogs once tasted elf meat and they where sick for weeks. Sorry"

-Ivan&Yuri, Diplomatic and Not-So-Diplomatic Affairs Team.

ooc: I know that pic from somewhere...
10-11-2003, 12:23
Possession of any of this barbaric "dog food" shall be an arrestable offense within the borders of Corlina. None will be accepted in trade for any goods or as part of any deals. The people of Corlina condemn this barbaric act as strenuously as possible. While further action is desireable, the People's Republic of Corlina remains formally neutral due to the vastly superior forces of Imperial Forces.
Anne Chapman, President