NationStates Jolt Archive

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Today the Rotovian Government have launched down a new avenue
of defence. Using the latest in Quantum-Gravimetric ImplosiveDisplacement and Geltinous Rubber-stuff we unveil the revolutionary weapon: The Rubber Band

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Rubber Band© is expected to revolutionise military relations no longer
will standard prjectile weapons do. Nations equiped with Rubber Band© will have a distinct tactical advantage over the nations stuck using ICBMs and Nutrino Bombs.

http://solar-center.stanford.edu/magnetism/reconnection1.jpg

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Rubber Band© has the following weaponary uses and more!

-Flicking
-Flonging
-Burning
-Smoking
-Flicking
-Tossing
-Flicking
-Using to launch balls of paper into enemy's eyes
-Using to launch grenades (not recommended)
-Flicking

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Graviton Rubberised Spherical Matirx (tm)

The GRSM uses the supreme power of rubber combined with the mysterious strength of spheres to alter the space-time continuim. While we are not yet sure exactly what this ball of rubber bands does. It looks pretty cool and is has an even cooler name.

http://www.sudftw.com/rbb00318.jpg

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http://www.gear-store.com/images/misc/rubber.jpg
The Rubber Band© is available for purchase for the limited time price of just $1,000,000,000,000^87950 per unit. The following payment options are acceptable:

-Visa
-Cash Cheque
-Human Souls
-Virgin Blood
-*Money Burned*

This has been a Sarcasim Inc post.

We will pay 500 milion for some of these rubber bands (we need them because we don't have a lot of rubber)

We will pay 500 milion for some of these rubber bands (we need them because we don't have a lot of rubber)

Unfortunately your order was lost in an intergalatic toilet.

All that money :cry: there goes those cherry bombs

I'm a Saiyan. No weapon you make would give me any sort of advantage.

Ohh, i know one weapon- *ignore*

All that money :cry: there goes those cherry bombs

The money made it safely....

You mean the cherry bombs and money? And that weapon did work! *pokes Emperor Vegeta, yup he's gone!*

TOR will send you an appropriate amount of blood from some random virgins in exchange for this wonderous new device.

All those seconds of typing and searching googl for rubber band pics, and two people reply.....shame! Shame on you all!!!!

TOR will send you an appropriate amount of blood from some random virgins in exchange for this wonderous new device.

*Ordered confirmed*

*Astrix typed*

Alexander Dugralle strolls through R&D, watching the tests of the new "Rubber Band" that had been imported recently. Out of curiousity, he takes one up and flings it at a particularly-annoying scientist. The man falls dead instantly, his neck broken in eight places.

"Dead God, whoever invented these is a genius! I want mass production immediately!"



This has been a sarcastic RP.

They also come in cherry flavour.
web.umr.edu/~umrshs/images/ food/cherry.gif

Cherry? we will take 50! (are they candy?)