NationStates Jolt Archive

Showing the World that the Grand Empire will not be swayed by terrorist scum such as elves, 130 elves that refused to leave the Sacred Order were marched of and shot dead on live free-to air Television.

At the begining of the month, a terrorist faction of the EoIF *Elves of Imperial Forces* was spoiled, planning to bomb the Government Hall at Crossway Town, the changing of power seating. Just threedays before the attack at 4:03am, 102 raids on properties around the Entire Grand Empire captured all 255 regiested Elves in IF. There were ordered to leave IF within a month or be killed. 130 refused to go.

At 1:00pm, 130 hooded and cloaked elves were marched towards the steps of the Becon Tower, the were cuffed tight by the hands to the ankles so their shoulders were disconted. Unable to move and in agony the were mowed down in a hailed a of lead in front of 52,000 Imperials.

The Imperal Television Station "Roc Network *RN*" will be happy to sign contracts for the exuctions to be aired you your nations, just place a order. The show got over 510million veiwers when aired here.

-Grand Master Roac

*National Report: Kentosani*

Today the Holy Mistress of the Empire Empress Evendim said prayers for the 130 Elvin souls that were brutallay murdered by the Imperial Forces. Said to be terrorist 'scum' "At 1:00pm, 130 hooded and cloaked elves were marched towards the steps of the Becon Tower, the were cuffed tight by the hands to the ankles so their shoulders were disconted. Unable to move and in agony the were mowed down in a hailed a of lead in front of 52,000 Imperials." said one report on the matter.

Empress Evendim has since recalled her people and was said to be quite ill with the resonating agony of the executed and their families.

Reporter of the Palace.
Kentosani.

General Theallas sent a message:

Do you kill elves because they are elves, or because they are terrorists?

General Theallas sent a message:

Do you kill elves because they are elves, or because they are terrorists?

Because they are elven terrorists

We would like to order a copy of the executions to be aired in Larkinia by the educational system as part of a series called 'Man's Inhumanities'. We are willing to pay the necessary costs for the broadcast, in the hopes that our young ones will never again repeat them.

Dr. Steven Davis,
Larkinia Minister of Education

We would like to order a copy of the executions to be aired in Larkinia by the educational system as part of a series called 'Man's Inhumanities'. We are willing to pay the necessary costs for the broadcast, in the hopes that our young ones will never again repeat them.

Dr. Steven Davis,
Larkinia Minister of Education

With the expection of shipping, the copies are free.
*Pulls out contract*
Just sign here, here, here, here, here. here, here, here, here and here.

*Fails to point out the secrets messages inside the copies telling the kids to kills elves*

No worries, we screen all educational materials anyway...

*brings in army of lawyers to read contract*

"No, Paragraph 243, subparagraph 43A, Section IV is all wrong...."

"Hmmmm... the small type here is too large to really be small type, we should call it 'medium type'..."

"We need to re-write page 195 completely...."

No worries, we screen all educational materials anyway...

*brings in army of lawyers to read contract*

"No, Paragraph 243, subparagraph 43A, Section IV is all wrong...."

"Hmmmm... the small type here is too large to really be small type, we should call it 'medium type'..."

"We need to re-write page 195 completely...."

...That's the last page with "Booklet copyrighted by Imperial Paper and Ink Co" at the end.

(OOC I think you should have put "elven terrorists" instead of just elfs, unless it is the part of IC concentration that they are elves. Just my comment)

All our elves mysteriously spontaneously combusted many years ago. People tend to blame the dwarves, although official Government statements say it was accidental.