North Hack Clothing
The Most Glorious Hack
08-11-2003, 12:22
In responce to the recent UN designations, the North Hack Clothing Co. has decided to offer its wide range of clothing to the international market. Since so many people in our nation avoid nudity, we figure that the only reason for this is our spectacular selection.
So, if you want clothing provided by people who know about not being nude [71,129th nudest], come see us. We'll get you the best threads around!
- Jason Chamber, North Hack CFO
Does this include Military clothing aswell?
In the same line of North Hack, we our distributing the even more extensive and spectacular range of clothing from East Spaam. Since we are 76246th nudest nation (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=east_spaam), we figure that we know even more about not being nude than TMGH, so if you can't find what you want there, you'll find it here.
- Kólet Dyn'gán, East Spaam Clothing CEO.
The Most Glorious Hack
09-11-2003, 06:01
Yes it most certainly includes military uniforms, both formal an informal, as well as combat fatigues. Keep in mind, however, that this is only clothing. These aren't armored battle suits or anything like that.
As for Kólet Dyn'gán's spurious claim that they know more about being non-nude than the Hack, all I can say is "LIARS!" They have nowhere near the non-nude knowledge that we do. They obvious bribed the UN to give them a better non-nude ranking.
- Jason Chambers, North Hack CFO
Memo
From: Kólet Dyn'gán, East Spaam Clothing CEO
To: Max Powers, Assassinations Inc.
Jason Chambers knows about the bribe.
He must be 'removed'.
Payment of 100 million eurowots upon completion.