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I no longer want to rule this puppet state, that's why the emperor has decided to sell the land including all the industry and people on it. Anyone interested? The highest offerer will get my nation, offers start at 1 trillion.

We will peacefully annex your nation for 2 trillion.
We will take good care of it :)

2.1 trillion

6.6 trillion :P

http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php

6.7 Trillion

Uniginia will pay 1 trillion more than any other offer

Uniginia will pay 1 trillion more than any other offer

No you won't, because you won't have enough money. Check the link above.

8.1 trillion.

8.2 trillion

None of you have enough money to be able to spend so damned much and not suffer economic problems.

This is a form of godmodding children, dont sell nations it's stupid. Move along.....

Heh.

And Bobaria, you don't have 8.2 trillion.

http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Bobaria

How about doing something more creative than just "selling" the nation? The practice is no longer accepted and your "profits" will bot be valid among most of the players here. You should either just let the nation "die" or give it to someone who will RP with it.

With that said, I will gladly take that nation off your hands. I'm sure I can find something to do with it.

In an earlier incarnation, The Shambles was a nationstate member who gave independent advice, in the form of a reconcilliation service.

It would appear from this thread that the nations involved do not realise that the spending of trillions of un-specified denominations will cause massive internal and external economic hardships.

It is ruled, insofar as this ruling has any basis in law, that this thread is a nonsense and should be closed or ignored.

Well, I have already said that I would take care (and RP) with it.
And I am in need or a largish nation for my plans :twisted:

In an earlier incarnation, The Shambles was a nationstate member who gave independent advice, in the form of a reconcilliation service.

It would appear from this thread that the nations involved do not realise that the spending of trillions of un-specified denominations will cause massive internal and external economic hardships.

It is ruled, insofar as this ruling has any basis in law, that this thread is a nonsense and should be closed or ignored.
I'd actually agree...

Just so you know a hate you all.

Well, I have already said that I would take care (and RP) with it.
And I am in need or a largish nation for my plans :twisted:

well your not showing good RP by spending trillions on a nation that's just words. Quit with nation selling it's stupid.

Show real RP rather than twisted smileys and people might believe you.

Well, I have already said that I would take care (and RP) with it.
And I am in need or a largish nation for my plans :twisted:

I advise you to stop this nonsense, Spaam.... or I could get TnUI to ban you from the WCC :P

I was just playing along with the first post.... sheesh.

I WAS saying that I need a largish nation for an RP plan of mine which I'm not able to complete with this nation. The twisted smiley was because it might be a slightly evil plan :P

Well, I have already said that I would take care (and RP) with it.
And I am in need or a largish nation for my plans :twisted:

I advise you to stop this nonsense, Spaam.... or I could get TnUI to ban you from the WCC :P

Not going to happen DUDE :P

And I won't bring it into the World Cup.... I'm already pissed that my puppet is beating me :cry:

this is stupid you cant even sell the nation. just the nation with the best economy gets it.

So who bids the highest offer?

I bid $1 more than the highest bid. I bid $1 higher than everyone else.

And I bid one more than whatever Fluffywuffy bids, so I bid highest :P

Please, I really need this nation. Its not just a passing fad.

I will bid the highest that it is possible for my nation to bid. Considering i have 1.7 billion people......

I actualy need this nation for defense against some 5 million nation buying it with god-modding money

I will bid the highest that it is possible for my nation to bid. Considering i have 1.7 billion people......

I actualy need this nation for defense against some 5 million nation buying it with god-modding money

You're being attacked by a 5 million nation?
Look, I actually need Espario, but if you let me have him, I'll support you.

Fine... :shock:
Just make the bid high....

Have the bids topped 8 tril?

Fine... :shock:
Just make the bid high....

Yes they have.

10 trillion :P

Oooh really?10.00000000001 Trillage!

20.3 trillion

-.-...My government ish gonna hurt me for this..

20.4 tril..

*Claws into wallet.*And 8 cents

-.-...My government ish gonna hurt me for this..

20.4 tril..

*Claws into wallet.*And 8 cents

Sorry, I don't think you can do that....

http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=United%20Hiigarans

HA..uhh..A Diablo IV battle group and 7 trillion.(Worth more than 20 tril :P )

-.-...My government ish gonna hurt me for this..

20.4 tril..

*Claws into wallet.*And 8 cents

Sorry, I don't think you can do that....

http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=United%20Hiigarans

By jove thou art right. :D

HA..uhh..A Diablo IV battle group and 7 trillion.(Worth more than 20 tril :P )

If the great United Hiigarans can't do it, then neither can you.

I'm serious here.... I've been waiting to get a nation like this for ages.

Nation sales are a foolish and annoying form of godmodding. I myself have about 4 nations right now from 600-900 million population that I am willing to GIVE AWAY to people who I feel deserve them, but selling nations is just plain stupid.

I agree, but I'll do (almost) anything to get this nation....

Spaam, you realize it has an Imploded Economy?

Spaam, you realize it has an Imploded Economy?

There is a lot more to life than Economy. And I actually want a nation with a low economy.... besides, I've never had any trouble getting it up to Powerhouse or Thriving.

HA..uhh..A Diablo IV battle group and 7 trillion.(Worth more than 20 tril :P )

If the great United Hiigarans can't do it, then neither can you.

I'm serious here.... I've been waiting to get a nation like this for ages.

Im great..I love sarcasm.

HA..uhh..A Diablo IV battle group and 7 trillion.(Worth more than 20 tril :P )

If the great United Hiigarans can't do it, then neither can you.

I'm serious here.... I've been waiting to get a nation like this for ages.

Im great..I love sarcasm.

:P

Go away :oops:

I officialy donate 10 trillion dollars to Spaam's bid.

I HAVE A VERY LARGE COUNTRY AND MY ECONOMY IS POWERHOUSE! I WILL BUY YOUR COUNTRY WITH ALL THE MONEY MY COUNTRY HAS.

I HAVE A VERY LARGE COUNTRY AND MY ECONOMY IS POWEHOUSE! I WILL BUY YOUR COUNTRY WITH ALL THE MONEY MY COUNTRY HAS.

Ummmm..... riiiight....
You can't even manage 2 trillion.

I HAVE A VERY LARGE COUNTRY AND MY ECONOMY IS POWEHOUSE! I WILL BUY YOUR COUNTRY WITH ALL THE MONEY MY COUNTRY HAS.

Ummmm..... riiiight....
You can't even manage 2 trillion.

Well that's just not nice :cry:

lol whats yer population?

lol whats yer population?

62 million

12 trillion.

thats small. I am 1.7 BILLION people (yes, that b is there on purpose).

This will seriously drain my economy... oh well.

Again, I must remind you all that the consequences of spending monies you may not have on a nation you may not be able to control is folly and nonsense.

What benefits would come to the seller? Virtual money and no nation! Is it not better to RP an economic exchange of goods, not a Godmodding exercise in who can write the most outrageous amount of money ?

A trillion anything is, IIRC, 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. To even imagine that fledgling nations, or even mature states, can spend this amount of money is pure poppycock.

I repeat that insofaras this can be constituted into your own nations' laws, I advise great caution on such transactions.

A trillion is a million million not a billion billion billion. Oh and buying nations is dumb. :wink:

whatever, i increase my bid to 20 trillion ( this will be drawing from my puppet nations that range from 1.050 Billion to 100 million. It will seriously drain each economy.)

I apologise for my miscalculation.

Buying nations is somewhat a thankless transaction. It appears that some are more willing to post without thinking of the consequential changes. If another nation invades you, knowing you have spent billions of your cash on something, will you have enough money left to fund a war?

I think you'll find that I've already bid 20 trillion, and so that makes 30 trillion with Fluffywuffy.

I apologise for my miscalculation.

Buying nations is somewhat a thankless transaction. It appears that some are more willing to post without thinking of the consequential changes. If another nation invades you, knowing you have spent billions of your cash on something, will you have enough money left to fund a war?

Thats what my region is there for. Would you like to try and attack ANY nation in there?

Would you like to try and attack ANY nation in there?

Maybe LE.

selling all stocks and releasing 50% of all military personell in all nations i can squeez out 35.1 trillion. THERE! my economy is seriously weakened and military units are weakened.

Would you like to try and attack ANY nation in there?

Maybe LE.

I'd just be content attacking their football team :P


Fine Robonic. I'll put in 30 trillion, so, with Fluffywuffy's 10, makes 40 trillion.

I have made a point of saving money so that I can do this.

Ahem...

45 trillion dollars!

I have made a point of saving money so that I can do this.

Ahem...

45 trillion dollars!

Yeah. Whatever. Ignored.

Yeah. Whatever. Ignored.According to Pipian, Loserly Peeps has a bigger budget than you!

Also, nation selling is bad.

Yeah. Whatever. Ignored.According to Pipian, Loserly Peeps has a bigger budget than you!

Also, nation selling is bad.

Yeah yeah.

1) He still can't afford 45 trillion.

2) Bigger budget, but smaller GDP. All I need to do is raise taxes.

1) He still can't afford 45 trillion.He said he's been saving up. I see room for plenty of saving up in that massive budget.
2) Bigger budget, but smaller GDP. All I need to do is raise taxes.If you want a rebellion.

Due to a large history of nation-selling, we have an enormous surplus that allows us to easily top such puny offers.

We bid $46 trillion.

((OOC: *waits for the ignorants to cry GODMOD!*))

IC:
100 Trillion Dollars!

OOC:
Don't worry it won't bankrupt me, it's counterfeit. Not that the owner knows :wink:

I just don't think saving up is a good excuse.
Thing is, I don't want to buy this nation.
I just need a nation like this badly, and I've been waiting AGES.
So c'mon guys.... honestly.... do you need it, or can you do without?

((OOC: It will bankrupt you if it is counterfeit. That's the idea behind counterfeit money, it's ment to look like actual money, and thus decreases the worth of your actual money by increasing the volume of it.))

I just don't think saving up is a good excuse.
Thing is, I don't want to buy this nation.
I just need a nation like this badly, and I've been waiting AGES.
So c'mon guys.... honestly.... do you need it, or can you do without?And why isn't it? You mean those of us who choose not to constantly blow our surplus should have to forfeit it? That just doesn't make sense.

And yes, I do need it. I need it badly. I lost the last nation like this that came up, and hell if I'll lose this one.

I bid... ONE QUADRILLION DOLLARS!!! to be paid at the rate of one dollar a year for the next quadrillion years

((OOC: It will bankrupt you if it is counterfeit. That's the idea behind counterfeit money, it's ment to look like actual money, and thus decreases the worth of your actual money by increasing the volume of it.))

OOC: I don't use Dollars, so it won't. :wink:

I just don't think saving up is a good excuse.
Thing is, I don't want to buy this nation.
I just need a nation like this badly, and I've been waiting AGES.
So c'mon guys.... honestly.... do you need it, or can you do without?And why isn't it? You mean those of us who choose not to constantly blow our surplus should have to forfeit it? That just doesn't make sense.

And yes, I do need it. I need it badly. I lost the last nation like this that came up, and hell if I'll lose this one.

I was here first though :P (in more than one way)

So its MINE!

100 quintillion!!! fresh of the presses. I can always just print more off, no economic drain. Sure there's some inflation but we can take it...

100 quintillion!!! fresh of the presses. I can always just print more off, no economic drain. Sure there's some inflation but we can take it...

Fair enough... 500 QUINTILLION! to be paid at the rate of one dollar a year for the next 500 quintillion years

10 million billion trillion quintillion World Dollars!

OOC: or about 45 cents.

I bid... ONE QUADRILLION DOLLARS!!! to be paid at the rate of one dollar a year for the next quadrillion yearsOh yeah? Well I see your bid and raise it to negative $8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! :evil: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :twisted:

Naw seriously people, let's get some more non-counterfeit bids in there.

The Federated Commonwealths and Dominions of the Federation of Sentient Peoples bids negative four (that's right, -4) 500 megaton earth penetrators for this nation. What does this mean? It means that we won't fire 4 500 megaton earth penetrators at your nation, assuming that we win.

Can you imagine that? 2 gigatons of nuclear power going off a mile underneath your nation? Do you know what that would do? I do. :twisted:

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Fluffywuffy is going to put in an extra 10 trillion, bringing it up to 50 trillion.

Can you imagine that? 2 gigatons of nuclear power going off a mile underneath your nation? Do you know what that would do? I do. :twisted:

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Fluffywuffy is going to put in an extra 10 trillion, bringing it up to 50 trillion.Fluffywuffy has $10 trillion spare? Whatever, I'll give you that.

$51 trillion.

Espario, as you know, I was one of the nations who recently initiated the "regime change" in Espario. If you give the nation to me, I will continue to RP with it to continue this story arc (which I've admittedly been neglecting with all these royal marriages and whatnot). I'm not going to bid "money" because that's just silly anyway. :P

But if you give it to me, Espario will live on, and its behaviour will remain consistent with its history as determined by your past RPs.

Dunno where you're getting this money from....

55 trillion.

But more importantly, I'd take care of this nation, and use it in my RPs. I need a nation like this to further my RPs, as this one is unsuitable for a lot of it.

Dunno where you're getting this money from....

55 trillion.

But more importantly, I'd take care of this nation, and use it in my RPs. I need a nation like this to further my RPs, as this one is unsuitable for a lot of it.I told ya, nation sales.

60 trillion.

However, I think we can reach an agreement that would be mutually beneficial. I'll telegram you with the details.

I've replied....

Ok, I'm going to be owing a few people here....

70 trillion.

80 trillion.

I don't think you'd take care of the nation....

~adds up coalition~

Ok, 83 trillion.

I don't think you'd take care of the nation....

~adds up coalition~

Ok, 83 trillion.
Spaam I'll add on 1 trillion if there's any bids after this, up to a max of 6.5 trillion.

WOOHOO! Thankyou :D

~adds free trade agreement with LE~

Oh wait, we already have that....

~adds free icecream clause for LE~

:D

84 trill, if the bidding's still on.

I'd like to know where you're getting all this money....

85 trillion.

I'd like to know where you're getting all this money....

85 trillion.I told ya, nation sales. I'd like to know where you're getting yours. :wink:

$90 trill, yo.

I'd like to know where you're getting all this money....

85 trillion.I told ya, nation sales. I'd like to know where you're getting yours. :wink:

$90 trill, yo.

A few nations are helping me. So stop pulling this out of your arse.

$92.5 trillion.

A few nations are helping me. So stop pulling this out of your arse.

$92.5 trillion.Kay, now you're getting into flaming. I am not pulling this out of my ass, just ask Siri or Melkor. Obviously you didn't see the scale of my nation sales. :wink:

$95 trillion!

I'll add 99 Trillion to Spaam's pledge so he get's the nation. :P

I'll add 99 Trillion to Spaam's pledge so he get's the nation. :PNow I know you're a very old and experienced nation, but where the heck did you get this much cash from? And why wouldn't it bankrupt your nation if you spent it?

I'm assuming this is with all your puppets too, Parra? :P

I'll add 99 Trillion to Spaam's pledge so he get's the nation. :PNow I know you're a very old and experienced nation, but where the heck did you get this much cash from? And why wouldn't it bankrupt your nation if you spent it?

She has 54 puppets. I suggest you give up ;)

I will add my economic weight to Spaams pledge...as you can see...I will do whatever it takes finacially to make sure his offer is the most pleasing 8)

Now.... if Parra's average GDP is 5 trillion.... Rancourania's is over 50 trillion.... my combined is over 35 trillion.... I've been pledged by other nations over 15 trillion.... that makes about 350 trillion to play with. 8) And thats not including the other nations that have promised but not posted yet....

Thankyou my King, most high :D

I'm assuming this is with all your puppets too, Parra? :P

Yes...I have about 54 puppets. 8)

350 trill? Well, considering the size of my surplus, I could conceivably outbid that, but it would be too much out of my nation-buying funds.

We conceide the sale to Spaam. We'll find the next billion+ nation on the market and buy it. Lord knows it'll be easier than buying this one.

350 trill? Well, considering the size of my surplus, I could conceivably outbid that, but it would be too much out of my nation-buying funds.

We conceide the sale to Spaam. We'll find the next billion+ nation on the market and buy it. Lord knows it'll be easier than buying this one.

Thankyou :)

So the bid officially stands at 100 trillion.

Now.... if Parra's average GDP is 5 trillion.... Rancourania's is over 50 trillion.... my combined is over 35 trillion.... I've been pledged by other nations over 15 trillion.... that makes about 350 trillion to play with. 8) And thats not including the other nations that have promised but not posted yet....

Thankyou my King, most high :D

Wait, if you’re going by GDP’s use my main nation, One Bad Asp. I have a killer economy with that nation.

Now.... if Parra's average GDP is 5 trillion.... Rancourania's is over 50 trillion.... my combined is over 35 trillion.... I've been pledged by other nations over 15 trillion.... that makes about 350 trillion to play with. 8) And thats not including the other nations that have promised but not posted yet....

Thankyou my King, most high :D

Wait, if you’re going by GDP’s use my main nation, One Bad Asp. I have a killer economy with that nation.

:shock: There's 50 trillion just there!

Ok, make that 400 trillion to play with :D

I will wire you the funds from my Geneva bank account...and Spaam...it's going to take alot more than A night with CP to cover this 8)

I will wire you the funds from my Geneva bank account...and Spaam...it's going to take alot more than A night with CP to cover this 8)

Crap....

I have Rinoa and Neon too.... :P

well so much for starting at such a small amount.this is a bit wacked isnt it i mean the nation in question is just 1.2 billion i think so why would u pay such outragest prices................ sorry its just my view of the situation
.but i already know where this will end up, congrats parra u will have another puppet nation because no one will come close to your bid u have to many backers...................hate to go against you in RL bidding.....................remember this is just my view


Macbeth2K 8)

Oh no, this won't be a puppet of Parra's.
But I owe her big time ;)

oh ok sorry my bad

why dont u just have a good ol' fashion fight to the death for it......?


bombs away.... :twisted:

Let me again remind you.... 54 puppets.... :P

I'm sure we can easily deploy an army of 1 billion troops ;)

Let me again remind you.... 54 puppets.... :P

I'm sure we can easily deploy an army of 1 billion troops ;)

If this goes on we'll need this in General ;)
And LE'll give 700 million troops... :wink:

Let me again remind you.... 54 puppets.... :P

I'm sure we can easily deploy an army of 1 billion troops ;)

More like 25 Billion. Quite a few of my puppets have pop. over 1 Billion.

AAARRRGGHHHH...puppetwanking.


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AAARRRGGHHHH...puppetwanking.I hear ya, brother. If this wasn't a nation sale, I would've said something about it long ago.

Ill buy it for 9,000 trillion

Ill buy it for 9,000 trillion

NINE QUADRILLION DOLLARS!?

JESUS H. CHRIST, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

Who said anything about dollars?
My currency is the tiberium crystal

1 tiberum crystal = $0.00000000000000000005 cents

Who said anything about dollars?
My currency is the tiberium crystal

1 tiberum crystal = $0.00000000000000000005 cents

...

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh... :D

I was trying to trick him but you made me give it away :(

I'll bid an old pick-up truck ('76 chevy short wheel base), two hunting dogs, the Madonna issue of Playboy, a complete set of heroclicks, and the entire '86 Redwings (players jerseys and all !!!). Whatta ya say ? we got a deal ? I can sweeten it with a case of jolt cola.......

Hm.

$0.50. via Paypal (http://www.paypal.com) :P

I bid $1000000 Trillion.
This is because of the duplication machine that my scientists have made.
You cannot bid for the duplication machine.

If $1000000 Trillion is outbid I will buy some of the nation off the highest bidder.

I'll bid an old pick-up truck ('76 chevy short wheel base), two hunting dogs, the Madonna issue of Playboy, a complete set of heroclicks, and the entire '86 Redwings (players jerseys and all !!!). A case of jolt cola.

More added to keep up with the other bids

A entire set of smurfs pogs, two pair of Air Jordans (red and black), a Frankie goes to Hollywood tape, a 1975 Honda 750 four, a subscription to Dragon magazine, and an autographed picture of E. Gary Gygax.

You know you want it.

Norahc, I doubt future-tech is involved with nation-buying. You had better remove that bid.

I'll take it off your hands for a fiver.

None of you have enough money to be able to spend so damned much and not suffer economic problems.

This is a form of godmodding children, dont sell nations it's stupid. Move along.....

I bid $1000000 Trillion.
This is because of the duplication machine that my scientists have made.
You cannot bid for the duplication machine.

What, you mean I can't buy your photocopier/fax machine/scanner? Damn, foiled again!

Norahc, I doubt future-tech is involved with nation-buying. You had better remove that bid.

Done. I'll replace with:

56 Mini Coupers
877 issues of Playboy
62,000 eggs
38 really hot blonde girls with large bosoms
89 camels
36 llamas
3 1/2 donkeys
12 AK-47s
560,000 Slaves
900,000,000,000 dollars
5 horses
23 cats
32 dogs
50 sharp sticks
2 1/2 police cars
Imogen Bailey (Australia Model)
Pamela Anderson's latex bosoms
6 prime breeding condition rabbits
28,000 war rats (robotic rats with lasers on their forehead.

I believe that should do..

The part which I have to shoot down again is this: 900,000,000,000 dollars .

That's 9 quadrillion dollars....

10 million billion trillion quintillion World Dollars!

OOC: or about 45 cents. *snickers*

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Manfred Hummelbein was still at work. It was a busy day. He though of his wife, his two beautiful children...

But he couldn´t go home. Not yet.
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Looking out of the window, he could see the ravens ruling the sky above the giant skyscrapers, the dark, green- glowing clouds of radioactive dust, the people going home... Hydrogen explosions in the air, and from somewhere, a scream, sounding in the night, frightening him. The Violetists were out for sacrifices again.

Finally, he managed to concentrate himself, to get to work again.

So many nations... i hope the ignore cannon MK IV doesn`t overheat... But one has to admit, this nationselling threads are wonderful ignore traps...

It would be a long night. A very long night.

The part which I have to shoot down again is this: 900,000,000,000 dollars .

That's 9 quadrillion dollars....

Okay, how about 2 billion dollars.

The part which I have to shoot down again is this: 900,000,000,000 dollars .

That's 9 quadrillion dollars....

Okay, how about 2 billion dollars.

The highest bid so far has been 100 trillion. 35 trillion and help from about 60 more nations, Spaam leads.

I'll bid an old pick-up truck ('76 chevy short wheel base), two hunting dogs, the Madonna issue of Playboy, a complete set of heroclicks, and the entire '86 Redwings (players jerseys and all !!!). A case of jolt cola.

More added to keep up with the other bids

A entire set of smurfs pogs, two pair of Air Jordans (red and black), a Frankie goes to Hollywood tape, a 1975 Honda 750 four, a subscription to Dragon magazine, and an autographed picture of E. Gary Gygax.

Alrighty then, I am pulling out the stops

Everything above and:

A Nation with an evil dictator

Two Islamic Ummah rants

Three Resi-bots

Four Siri gravships

Five golden elves

Six noobs a flamin'

Seven Mods deleting

Eight giant killer robots

Nine nuclear strikes

Ten Uber-spacecraft

Eleven unkillable vampires with the same last name

Twelve thread derailments

I'll bid you a piece of toast, a million hundred invincible dragon-zombies, an equal number of giant nuclear gorillas, Godzilla and Clint Eastwood.

And a melon.

None of you have enough money to be able to spend so damned much and not suffer economic problems.

This is a form of godmodding children, dont sell nations it's stupid. Move along.....

yay I was quoted. Please note anyone bidding 35 trillion on their own are godmodding wank stains that should be brushed off before they impregnate some stupid blonde that likes to roll in used sheets.

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Damn your melon.....

Speaking of wank stains:

If you give this nation to me, I will give you a limited edition porn movie staring our president himself. (Only one in the world). And a signed bedsheet with suspisious stains on it. (Signed by citizen Joe)

This is just getting sick. No one liked my 12 days of Nation states ?

The part which I have to shoot down again is this: 900,000,000,000 dollars .

That's 9 quadrillion dollars....

Okay, how about 2 billion dollars.

The highest bid so far has been 100 trillion. 35 trillion and help from about 60 more nations, Spaam leads.

Alright, how about 48 Trillion Dollars

Pfffft.... look, its mine, so go away :P

The part which I have to shoot down again is this: 900,000,000,000 dollars .

That's 9 quadrillion dollars....

Okay, how about 2 billion dollars.

The highest bid so far has been 100 trillion. 35 trillion and help from about 60 more nations, Spaam leads.

Alright, how about 48 Trillion Dollars

And I quote


None of you have enough money to be able to spend so damned much and not suffer economic problems.

This is a form of godmodding children, dont sell nations it's stupid. Move along.....

If your going to spend trillions please remember you will lose economic vitality and die to gay pirates of the west. Also do not use Resi flop as an e xample of economies gone crazy since he's a n00b with poor sense of judgement and an unhealthy affection for nation selling and wank staining.

~OOC Department. "Yay for flame!"

Have you got a paypal account? I'll pay you real money :wink:

Ioth Habre

<MODE = Geek>

//Let's write a little program...

private String isThreadStupid(Thread thisThread) {
String returnme = ""
if (thisThread.sellingNations == True && nationSelling == formOf(Godmod)) {
returnme = "Yes";
else {
returnme = "No";
}
return returnme;
}

//Now let's see how it runs...

isThreadStupid(Thread "Huge nation (1299 million inhabitants) for sale!")

Returns: True

//Yay, it works!

</MODE>

Two Islamic Ummah rants


I'd damn near give you a 1.3B puppet just to keep those rants away from me...

If your going to spend trillions please remember you will lose economic vitality and die to gay pirates of the west. Also do not use Resi flop as an e xample of economies gone crazy since he's a n00b with poor sense of judgement and an unhealthy affection for nation selling and wank staining.

~OOC Department. "Yay for flame!"((OOC: Yay for flame indeed, it seems that such garbage is the only thing coming out of you and your compatriots' mouthes these days. You could give examples of why my economy is a bad model, but no, you decide to say
"OMFGz!1!!! REZI IS TEH N00BZ0RZ!11!!!one!!11! I HATE J00!!!11!!!"
I figure that sense I did make a lot of money from nation-selling in the past, and that I have sense discontinued the practice, the only place that I could use that money without ridicule would be to purchase a nation. Obviously tightwads like yourself fail to see such things, but that's more a problem with you than with me, now isn't it? :wink: ))

Bunch 'o garbage.

You're dead. Stay in character.

You're dead. Stay in character.Ah, but did you kill me? Noooo, you simply ignored me. I don't exist in your universe.

I suggest you stay there. :wink:

Two Islamic Ummah rants


I'd damn near give you a 1.3B puppet just to keep those rants away from me...

Deal :lol:

For the starter of this bloody annoying thread, the Indiastan Department of OOC Nonsense has this to say.


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------------STANDARD FLAMING REPLY FORM (version 1.0.3)------------Courtesy of United Indiastan.
------------------(check all boxes that apply)-------------------
[ x ] Llama
[ x ] Clueless Newbie
[ x ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] "Me too"-er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Freak
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Pool of Slime
[ ] Redneck
[ ] Shameless Punk
[ x ] Twit
[ ] Wannabe
[ x ] Dumbass
[ ] Waste of Skin
[ x ] Other: Poster of Pointless Posts

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ x ] You posted a ?False Advertisement? post.
[ ] You posted something involving legal crap.
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ x ] You started a stupid thread
[ x ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ x ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a racist message
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You posted in the wrong Board
[ x ] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ x ] You are an idiot. ]

Thank you, have a nice day.

Funny thing is, every one of those X's was a flame. :P

I'm almost gonna Mod alert this thread soon. [note the space inbetween the words 'mod' and 'alert', so as not to draw the mods here.]

Funny thing is, every one of those X's was a flame. :P

You're dead. Stay in character.

Alas, we're already here.

Locked for flaming, spammage, and general idiocy.

The auction can be tried again in a new thread, or taken to telegrams, but this iteration is done.