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The branch of the Edolian government in charge of the devlopment and sale of porn, the Ministry for Pornography, Lausa von Kysinburg has announced a new initiative to expand the pornography business that carries the Edolian economy. As one of the top porn exporters (if not the top) in the world, Edolian porn is read by hundreds of billions of young men (and recently with a new expansion campaign women) around the world. With its high-resolution, ultra-glossy photos, Edolian porn is known to be high quality, classy, imaginative and sexy. A 100 page, high quality book titled The World's Sexiest Elves is scheduled to be released next year. However, Edolia's Elven population is very small and only the country boasts only a single Elven porn star. Thus, Edolia is willing to contract sexy young female elves from around the world. We are offering $75,000 a year for 5 years for all contractees as well as full access to all Edolian benefits including free housing, education, entertainment and transportation. A sequel, entitled The World's Sexiest Catgirls is scheduled for release alongside Elves and a similar offer is being extended to them. If the books are a sucess, Elven and Catgirl sections may be built into Edolia's main internet porn database www.edoliaporn.edo <<OOC: NOT A REAL WEBSITE! DO NOT BAN ME FOR "POSTING PORN"!>> and sequels could be released. Finally, the Ministry for Pornography is calling for other, sexy non-human races to make themselves known so that they can be contracted as well. As always, Edolia is willing to contract "extra-special" porn stars from around the world and the international Edolian Colleges for Pornography have their doors open for interested young men and women to attend.

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Xanthal's Elf and Catperson population is on the decrease, but we still have several hundred thousand of each living in Xanthal. We will see that the business opportunity is brought to their attention and report on how many are interested.

121 Elves and 296 catpeople (all women) have expressed an intrest in the opportunity you have presented. Contact information is enclosed in this message if you want to speak with them.

"Are any Di'Agwan porn magazines to be developed? If so, there are millions of Di'Agwan females that are attractive enough for the job and are unemployed. Also, we can send all 4 elf females in our country to see if they are attractive enough for your magazine. We cant tell if they are pretty or not as we are of differant species, and we do not find other species attractive."

~Wang Sutra, Employment Agency

Of the Xanthal applicants, 41 of the elves and 89 of the catgirls are accepted. Three of the four Fluffywuffy elf females are accepted.

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Marcus von Latheburg pursed his lips. The new models were attractive, certainly, especially the catgirls. Unfortunately, only the top models would be chosen. He looked over his quota requirements. He needed five hundred models of each race. The majority of those would act as normal pornstars. However, the top 100 of each race would be into the books. It would be difficult to reach full quota. There weren't enough elves or catgirls around the world.

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A message has been sent to Xanthal. Putting it delicately, we are aware the the political and civil rights situation in Xanthal is not exactly... great and that Elves and Catgirls might find themselves discriminated against (or maybe not, I don't know, you said the population was declining). Edolia wishes to attract new immigrants of other races and cultures and it is the wish of the Imperator of Edolia to establish Elven and Catpeople communities in Edolia. If Xanthal was willing to allow Elves and Catpeople to immigrate to Edolia (assuming that they wanted to), Edolia would be willing to pay Xanthal up to $100,000 per head plus all other related expenses. What say you?

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Another message is sent to Fluffywuffy. We would like some more information about "Di'Agwans." What do they look like? We might consider making new Di'Agwan porn. If we could open up a new export market to Fluffywuffy, that could be a boon to the Edolian market. Even if the average human does not find them attractive (though there is always an attractive fetish neiche to be filled), we would like to meet with and hire a number of well-respected Fluffywuffian porn artists and directors to better understand how Fluffywuffians like their porn.

Count:
44/500 Elves
89/500 Catgirls

need any attractive female humans?

We can assure the Edolian government that all races in Xanthal are treated with equal and utmost respect. However, we will list your nation as willing to recieve immigrants for those races.
OOC: The population of all specific races is declining in Xanthal because they are interbreeding and bearing Xanthalian children (see the thread I made on this earlier today).

We haven't got too many elves in Heksefattania...but we can provide the most delicious naughty little cheeses in the neighborhood. Port Salut, Brie & Camembert, all awaiting to satisfy the most depraved desires of the modern gentleman. Just think what you could do with a Swiss cheese...

"Di'Agwans are essentialy humans;however, there are several distinctions.
Di'Agwans emit a strange odor detectable only by Di'Agwans that enables one of that race to find another of his race. Also, Di'Agwans have a brown skin color (like a dark tan) and all appear to be anorexic(even though they are not weak or anorexic).Di'Agwans also have a lmore activev sex drive; that is a plus.

As for porn leaders, Mr. James Cathar, Mr. Thomas Fushia, Mrs. Kristin Sutton, and Charles Longsword would be interested in meeting with your porn leaders in hopes of attracting your porn to Fluffywuffy."
Wang Sutra, Employment Agency

<<OOC: Right, sorry Xanthal. I got you confused with Xerlox for a second there. I just realized that you're a different nation. We even have the same title. "The Socialist Empire of.">>

We would be interested in meeting the porn artists from Fluffywuffy and perhaps contracting them, along with a number of Fluffywuffy porn stars (perhaps 1,000 females and 200 males) to work out a new routine for them. We see Fluffywuffy as an expanding market for Edolian porn and we estimate that Edolia could bring in $200 to $500 million a year if we are able to properly establish our porn industry in Fluffywuffy.

need any attractive female humans?

We're always looking for new porn stars. For humans, we generally only take the most extraordinary porn stars and prefer to recruit from the university. For the best porn stars, we generally are willing to offer up to $30,000 a year plus Edolian citizenship. ($30,000 is a huge amount in Edolia since almost everything is free for citizens [they only can receive a certain amount of things per year though].)

OOC: Awesome. Great minds think alike, eh?

what type of pornstar r u looking for?

Are Spacers and other hominid subspecies non-human enough?

what type of pornstar r u looking for?
We're looking for all types, especially attractive females.

Are Spacers and other hominid subspecies non-human enough?

We have two goals: The first is to establish a general dominance of the global porn market. Our second is to establsh niche markets in various countries. For example, Uruk-hai porn probably wouldn't do well anywhere outside of Melkor's Imperium (ewwww... naked orcs). So, if you would describe your "Spacer" people, perhaps we could come to an agreement.

We would hope you're not going to step on any toes with this. *raises a brow* Eris Kallisti is well known for their Porn Industry and other things along the same lines. *clears throat* We export millions of dollars worth of Porn, and marital aides each year. Our people from our "Negotiable Affections" guild (Local union #069) also bring in a huge prophet. We hope you'll respect our trade agreements with other nations and not push this too much.

As a side note: Eris Kallisti is always looking for new talent, but we are known for high quality, and each person who applies will be asked for an extensive portfolio and referances. Feel free to contact me directly and you'll be set up with an interview.

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/23.jpg
Male Clone #23
"David"
Minister of Discreet Operations
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)

We would hope you're not going to step on any toes with this. *raises a brow* Eris Kallisti is well known for their Porn Industry and other things along the same lines. *clears throat* We export millions of dollars worth of Porn, and marital aides each year. Our people from our "Negotiable Affections" guild (Local union #069) also bring in a huge prophet. We hope you'll respect our trade agreements with other nations and not push this too much.

As a side note: Eris Kallisti is always looking for new talent, but we are known for high quality, and each person who applies will be asked for an extensive portfolio and referances. Feel free to contact me directly and you'll be set up with an interview.

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/23.jpg
Male Clone #23
"David"
Minister of Discreet Operations
The Empire of Eris Kallisti (http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti)


Ohhh... Sorry. We can't just let you be a threat, now can we? Nothing personal of course.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=90449

Degenerate scum!!! asking the world for porn stars of any race be they human Elven half elven or Nieko is disgusting. of course if the profit margin is high enough, our elven women are of higher quality then most, as are our human women, so how much do we stand to make Little brother, then we might speak.

We have two goals: The first is to establish a general dominance of the global porn market. Our second is to establsh niche markets in various countries. For example, Uruk-hai porn probably wouldn't do well anywhere outside of Melkor's Imperium (ewwww... naked orcs). So, if you would describe your "Spacer" people, perhaps we could come to an agreement.

Ahem... General Physical Description of Spacers, subspecies Homo sapiens astra.
The typical Spacer is noticeably taller than the typical Planetbound human, among other features. As a result of their high-radiation environment, most Spacer have developed abnormally pale skin, often tinted grey, as well as large, dark eyes, reminiscent of the stereotypical Grey Alien. Though there are exceptions, most Spacers are almost totally lacking in body hair. Their chests are slightly larger than a Planetbound human's, all of their limbs are longer, and legs especially are thinner and more flexible. Many Spacer's have long, semi-prehensile toes. Limb expansion extends to the neck, as well, which, not having to support the weight of the head against gravity, is usually slimmer, and, as a result of a non-compressed spine, longer than usual.

From Frozen Ice, 1,109 elven women apply for the jobs.

Combined, 3,000 'Were females apply, of differing Lycanthropic symbiotes. If you express interest, we will give information on the exact symbiote and body type.

oh lord i think i am going to be sick, first the Spacer freaks [their GE must really suck...] thgen the were folk...........

It's " 'Were kin", foolish human. "Folk" would refer to a specific symbiote type.

Ahem, Human is a term we use for naturals, we are coordinators thank you...and besides our noble ladies would gain quite a high price, most likely higher then your beastly freaks.......

Message from the Minister for Pornography
"Perhaps if the citizens of Tannelorn cannot stomach the site of beatiful naked bodies, they should avoid Edolia porn. We resent their implications that there is anything wrong with pornography. It is an art, even more so in Edolia than in most places. We remind you though that we do not deal in slaves so if you are suggesting selling us your females, we must decline. However, Edolia would be willing to hire off some of your best porn stars (we believe are supply of Elves has been met though we are willing to take more if they are especially attractive) and perhaps pay the government of Tannelorn a generous stipend."

Of the 1,109 Elven women from Frozen Ice, 512 are accepted. We are pleased to say that we have met quota. We still need catgirls though.

Rabid Liberals' offer of werekin is especially intriguing. We would be very interested to hear more. This takes "bestiality" to a whole new level, no?

556/500 Elves (QUOTA REACHED, MAGAZINE IN PRODUCTION).

'Weres are quite humanoid in their appearance.

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Copyright (c) Kalvin Taylor 1998

One of my vacation pictures. This is what a 'Were normally looks like. We can also shift to a human or a quadropedal "combat" form.

We will inform our population of your offer. However, given the extent of Ravenspire's own entertainment and sex industries, the low payscale and average benefits you offer, and the restrictiveness of your society in comparison to Ravenspire/Kuraboshi, we do not expect many "stars" to take you up on the offer. Still, you may attract a number of amateurs and novices, and our population is diverse enough that this group may include a wide variety of nonhuman races -- though likely not many individuals of any given species.

Shyri T'Kla
Minister of Trade

First of all, we would like to commend you for your nations view on this artform. Buri would be happy to provide you with new talent. We currently have 200 catgirls, and 250 catboys interested in working with you.

I nearly forgot. We also have a male contingent that would like to offer their services as well.

:roll: feels glad that Trasians are not catpeople


OOC:Trasians are a elf Varient

We at Resi Pr0n Ltd. take offense at your use of catgirls! You should know that not only is this blatent spiecesim unacceptable, but that RPL has a veritable monopoly on Neko Porn at the moment. Any interferance with this monopoly will cause us to take drastic action, including the nastier forms of economic warfare.
http://home7.highway.ne.jp/ats/z_pre/neko.jpg
Resian Pr0n Limited
Because tails can be used for so much more than looks!

RPL has a veritable monopoly on Neko Porn at the moment.

Heh. That's what you think.

Sakura Kitsuki
Minister of Pr0n

Heh. That's what you think.

Sakura Kitsuki
Minister of Pr0nThat's why we used the operative word veritable. :wink:

You and Demoness are our two major competitors in the feild.

A Notification to all PornoMinisters:

Please do not bother to send any of this pornography to Raysia. It is strictly prohibited here, and we just thought we would warn you before you try to sell any here. Don't wan to have to return a bunch of stuff back to sender :P

We would also like to be reassured that all these models and actresses are only modelling under their own will. Any sign of being forced into this against their will, ie slavery, excluding of course if the model is simply acting as if she were being forced. If we find there are any women being forced to model or perform sexual acts against their will, there will be... problems.

Signed Seriously,
Government President Nathaniel M. Hatch, of The Christian Soldiers of Raysia.

A Notification to all PornoMinisters:

Please do not bother to send any of this pornography to Raysia. It is strictly prohibited here, and we just thought we would warn you before you try to sell any here. Don't wan to have to return a bunch of stuff back to sender :P

We would also like to be reassured that all these models and actresses are only modelling under their own will. Any sign of being forced into this against their will, ie slavery, excluding of course if the model is simply acting as if she were being forced. If we find there are any women being forced to model or perform sexual acts against their will, there will be... problems.

Signed Seriously,
Government President Nathaniel M. Hatch, of The Christian Soldiers of Raysia.Of course our actors and actresses all go into this business legally, making slaves of them would go right in the face of the economic system we have. However, we have heard tell that Edolia makes a point of not paying their models, and abusing them until they preform dastardly acts as seen on their tapes. I hope you take this new information into account.

~Joey Dufferson, Head of Resi Beer and Resi Pr0n Limited~

A Notification to all PornoMinisters:

Please do not bother to send any of this pornography to Raysia. It is strictly prohibited here, and we just thought we would warn you before you try to sell any here. Don't wan to have to return a bunch of stuff back to sender :P

We would also like to be reassured that all these models and actresses are only modelling under their own will. Any sign of being forced into this against their will, ie slavery, excluding of course if the model is simply acting as if she were being forced. If we find there are any women being forced to model or perform sexual acts against their will, there will be... problems.

Signed Seriously,
Government President Nathaniel M. Hatch, of The Christian Soldiers of Raysia.Of course our actors and actresses all go into this business legally, making slaves of them would go right in the face of the economic system we have. However, we have heard tell that Edolia makes a point of not paying their models, and abusing them until they preform dastardly acts as seen on their tapes. I hope you take this new information into account.

~Joey Dufferson, Head of Resi Beer and Resi Pr0n Limited~Dear Joey Dufferson, Head of Resi Beer and Resi Pr0n Limited,
Thank you for this information, we will look into it.

Signed thankfully,
Government President Nathaniel M. Hatch, of The Christian Soldiers of Raysia.

*Request of reassurance still stands against all other nations, please confirm this.*

The nation of Buri opposes slavery second only to killing, we guarantee that the Buri government works its hardest to prevent such mistreatment, and punishes those that commit such grievious acts harshley.

The Emerald Greens and Gundams of Tiburon would like to ask Edolia, Resi, Ravenspire, and Demonness to share the *ahem* wealth. ^_~

Edolia would also like to confirm that we use no slavery in our modelling. We deplore slavery and consider it a hateful practice. The Resi Corporation deals in lies and wishes to damage our image in the eyes of the world.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.

<<OOC: I wouldn't say that the benefits offered by Edolia are minor at all. Edolia offers a country where NO taxes are payed, you receive excellent, free education, free healthcare, free access to the state-of-the-art mass transit system, lots of entertainment, etc. The only drawback is that the government owns everything. If all you have to spend $30,000 on is food and luxories, it can go a very very long way.>>

"The required people are being sent right away to your Government to establish a contract"
Wang Sutra, Employment Agency

Edolia would also like to confirm that we use no slavery in our modelling. We deplore slavery and consider it a hateful practice. The Resi Corporation deals in lies and wishes to damage our image in the eyes of the world.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.
Resian hackers and sentient A.I. intercept the message, and attempt to change it to the following:
Edolia would also like to confirm that we use slavery in our modelling. We employ slavery and consider it a healthy practice. The Resi Corporation deals cheap products and wishes that they could use slaves as we do.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.

*Receives Resi's version*
Edolia would also like to confirm that we use slavery in our modelling. We employ slavery and consider it a healthy practice. The Resi Corporation deals cheap products and wishes that they could use slaves as we do.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.

*Wires another telegram to Eldolia*

Please confirm that this message was sent by Edolia... because you do realize the consequences would be military action, correct?

Communique From The Association Of United Catpeople

As a result of the ongoing civil war, several hundred (304 to be exact) catwomen have shown interest in this Edolian offer, and wish to join the Edolian Porn Business. They also wish to gain refugee in the nation of Edolia from the discrimination of the tyrant who has taken control of Cyberutopia.

Edolia would also like to confirm that we use no slavery in our modelling. We deplore slavery and consider it a hateful practice. The Resi Corporation deals in lies and wishes to damage our image in the eyes of the world.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.
Resian hackers and sentient A.I. intercept the message, and attempt to change it to the following:
Edolia would also like to confirm that we use slavery in our modelling. We employ slavery and consider it a healthy practice. The Resi Corporation deals cheap products and wishes that they could use slaves as we do.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.

OOC: Way to be obnoxious.

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*Receives Resi's version*
Edolia would also like to confirm that we use slavery in our modelling. We employ slavery and consider it a healthy practice. The Resi Corporation deals cheap products and wishes that they could use slaves as we do.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.

*Wires another telegram to Eldolia*

Please confirm that this message was sent by Edolia... because you do realize the consequences would be military action, correct?

OOC: Raysian intelligence is pretty bad, apparently.

Edolia would also like to confirm that we use no slavery in our modelling. We deplore slavery and consider it a hateful practice. The Resi Corporation deals in lies and wishes to damage our image in the eyes of the world.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.
Resian hackers and sentient A.I. intercept the message, and attempt to change it to the following:
Edolia would also like to confirm that we use slavery in our modelling. We employ slavery and consider it a healthy practice. The Resi Corporation deals cheap products and wishes that they could use slaves as we do.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.

OOC: Way to be obnoxious.

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*Receives Resi's version*
Edolia would also like to confirm that we use slavery in our modelling. We employ slavery and consider it a healthy practice. The Resi Corporation deals cheap products and wishes that they could use slaves as we do.

Edolia has decided that at this time, we would like to contract as many werekin as possible.

*Wires another telegram to Eldolia*

Please confirm that this message was sent by Edolia... because you do realize the consequences would be military action, correct?

OOC: Raysian intelligence is pretty bad, apparently.OOC: Raysia is modernish, Resi is future... I would think his hackers would be alittle better and cover things up... but alas they are not idiots, and checked to see if it was real.. although resi will probably screw it up again, but hopefully Eldolia is smart.

A ship containing the 512 accepted applicants approaches Edolia. It is an unarmed passenger liner.

What is the decision on Spacers?

<<OOC: So many different things going on at once. If I forget anyone, please tell me (nicely).

I really don't think that Resi would have any chance of changing the message since it was sent via the Edolian embassy in Raysia. I think that Raysian intelligence would also be fully aware that Edolia doesn't practice slavery. Edolian civil rights are rated at "Excellent" (as opposed to Resi's "Some") though we feel that that's too low (we don't regulate anything except for the economy).>>

What is the decision on Spacers?
We would like to hire perhaps 1,500 porn stars (1,000 female, 500 male) as well as 50 of your top porn artists and directors who can help us develop effective techniques. We would be quite happy if we were to become the main porn supplier of the Spacer Guilds.

A ship containing the 512 accepted applicants approaches Edolia. It is an unarmed passenger liner.
A welcoming commitee is being set up including a number of diplmatic personell who speak [whatever language is spoken in Frozen Ice].

Communique From The Association Of United Catpeople

As a result of the ongoing civil war, several hundred (304 to be exact) catwomen have shown interest in this Edolian offer, and wish to join the Edolian Porn Business. They also wish to gain refugee in the nation of Edolia from the discrimination of the tyrant who has taken control of Cyberutopia.
The women are all being welcomed with open arms. Though only a small number will be chosen to be featured, we have an open door policy for all people who wish to come to Edolia. In fact, if agreed to by powers within Cyberutopia, Edolia will begin a program to allow more catperson refugees from Cyberutopia to come to Edolia.

Communique From The Association of United Catpeople

Unfortunately, there really is no ruling power to contact about such a program in Cyberutopia, as the entire country is in anarchy. The 304 candidates are no making their way to Edolia by a small liner, accompanied by an armed guard that is essential to the catwomen's safety.

if there is a selection process ... I volunteer to be a judge :wink:

if there is a selection process ... I volunteer to be a judge :wink:

Communique From The Association of United Catpeople

Unfortunately, there really is no ruling power to contact about such a program in Cyberutopia, as the entire country is in anarchy. The 304 candidates are no making their way to Edolia by a small liner, accompanied by an armed guard that is essential to the catwomen's safety.

In that case, Edolian intelligence personel begin work attempting to asses possible options for the evacuation of catpeople refugees.

<<OOC: If we send teams to help evacuate, do we risk war with Cyberutopia and the Great Plains? Would the catpeople be willing to come? Questions like that.>>

In the mean time, a small contingent of patrol boats has been sent to guard the liner carrying catpeople refugees.

Communique From The Association of United Catpeople

Unfortunately, there really is no ruling power to contact about such a program in Cyberutopia, as the entire country is in anarchy. The 304 candidates are no making their way to Edolia by a small liner, accompanied by an armed guard that is essential to the catwomen's safety.

In that case, Edolian intelligence personel begin work attempting to asses possible options for the evacuation of catpeople refugees.

<<OOC: If we send teams to help evacuate, do we risk war with Cyberutopia and the Great Plains? Would the catpeople be willing to come? Questions like that.>>

In the mean time, a small contingent of patrol boats has been sent to guard the liner carrying catpeople refugees.

((Cyberutopia is no longer in TGPA, and the alliance we are in does not recognize the government that has taken control. In short, you risk war with no one if you help the refugees. The catpeople would be very willing to come, as their lives are the most endangered, being non-humans (the government that took control hates nonhumans, especially Elves). There is little risk of retaliation, as practically every soldier in the country (approximately 5 million, or something like that) is fighting in the capital on one side or another.))

Since I would imagine that rescue operations would be seperate from this Edolian porn industry thread, here's a link:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2046791#2046791

((English and French, about equally))

The women disembark, dressed in elegant gowns of all the colors of the rainbow, lowcut, strapless, and clinging tightly. The first to disembark, a slender blond elf, looks around. "Hello." She says.

We don't have any elves or catgirls,but would you be interested in elf-angels?

One of the men in the welcomming party, Francis von Betelburg steps forward. "Welcome miss, bonjour mademoiselle. Would you prefer to speak English or French? Let me show you to where you will be staying in Edolia. This is until we find final housing for you." The women are shown to a number of fine Edolian hotels where they are given rooms. For a week they will be given tours of the area before beginning the shooting...

She smiles. "English, please. I'm Aerialla." They go with the men to the hotels and on the tours, enjoying themselves with decadently aristocratic taste.

What is the decision on Spacers?
We would like to hire perhaps 1,500 porn stars (1,000 female, 500 male) as well as 50 of your top porn artists and directors who can help us develop effective techniques. We would be quite happy if we were to become the main porn supplier of the Spacer Guilds.

A guard floated in front of a room full of Spacers on a Prison Barge.

"All right. Here's the deal. All of you have been brought here because you meet two criteria- you look good, and you've only been convicted of petty crimes. In other words, we can let you go and you won't be dangerous. The only thing keeping you all here is the fact that there is nowhere else to put you until another Cityship is built. So, you have a choice. You can wait until then, or you can all move to a nation called... uh... lemme see... Edolia, and work in the pornography industry." Several persons were visibly put off by that last statement. "Any takers?"

"You mean we have to live planetside?"
"Yup." Another wave of disgust went through the crowd, but at least half were still listening. "If you want to take advantage of the offer, notify your block guard. You'll leave tommorrow."

A veritable fleet of Waveriders was soon on its way to Edolia.

We don't have any elves or catgirls,but would you be interested in elf-angels?
We don't know. We'd need more information but if they are what they sound like then yes we definetely are.


Another welcoming party has been dispatched to help bring in the Spacers. A healthy and stress-free life is the secret to beauty and as many precautions as possible are being taken to ensure that the Spacers are comfortable in Edolia. A message has been sent to relevant Spacer authorities inquiring how best to make the Spacers feel at home on Earth.

The liner carrying the 304 catwomen arrives at the main port of Edolia. The women disembark and look around curiously.

The liner carrying the 304 catwomen arrives at the main port of Edolia. The women disembark and look around curiously.

Like all new arrivals to Edolia, they are given escorts and temporarily lodging. When they are ready, we will begin shooting.

The catwomen express their gratefulness for the refuge they have been provided to the leaders of Edolia. Soon, several of the catwomen declared they were ready to start their work, and a steady stream of like confirmations came in.

The catwomen express their gratefulness for the refuge they have been provided to the leaders of Edolia. Soon, several of the catwomen declared they were ready to start their work, and a steady stream of like confirmations came in.

Excellent. We are extremely pleased with the work done so far and believe that these new arrivals will be excellent additions to the Edolian pornography industry. Permanent housing has been found for the catpeople. They are given class-2c-6 housing (some of the very best available in Edolia). We are attempting to create a Neko community in the relatively new and small city of Vacroburg and all new Neko arrivals are being housed there. Because most of the catpeople cannot speak Edolian (a Germanic dialect of Latin with some Mandarin words thrown in for good measure) we feel that they would be most comfortable among their own kind. We hope that in the near future the Neko community will integrate with the rest of Edolia, enriching our culture and diversifying our nation.

Another welcoming party has been dispatched to help bring in the Spacers. A healthy and stress-free life is the secret to beauty and as many precautions as possible are being taken to ensure that the Spacers are comfortable in Edolia. A message has been sent to relevant Spacer authorities inquiring how best to make the Spacers feel at home on Earth.

The response:
About half should be comfortable pretty much anywhere. The, ah, nature of their work, however, will require an aquaeous environment, or some other form of full-body support, like a foam mattress. The other half will likely require an aquaeous environment full-time.

This somewhat befuddling message was, however, made quite clear when the welcoming party saw who emerged from the fleet of spaceplanes. Five-hundred and fifty figures came forth, covered entirely by black mechanical suits. Behind and between these rolled a convoy of what were essentially water tanks on wheels, with men and women, but predominantly women, floating inside.

Aquaceous envrironments.... Hmmmmmmmm... This pleases us greatly and gives us many ideas.

A massive complex of water tanks has been set up near the relatively new (founded two years ago) city of Vacroburg, the center of the new non-human pornography industry in Edolia. The water can be heated to create beautiful steambaths and new dyes are being developed to color the water exotic colors. More conventional bath/housing complexes are being constructed as well for Spacer residential use. We would also like to build a new program to help Spacers get accustomed to Earth gravity (unless its the atmosphere that they can't handle).

[Communiqué to Edolia from Iuthian Ministry of Trade, Iuthia Prima, Iuthia]

Dear Lausa von Kysinburg,

Iuthia is in current need for large imports of pornography for use in our military barracks across Iuthia. We are hoping that by controlling the supply and then giving them the material will increase moral when needed.

Our bases within your own nation speak highly of the large variety of pornographic materials for their consumption and as such we have noticed a significant increase in their overall moral. It is our hopes that you can supply us with the sorts of pornography that are most popular among the male and female troops as our own porn makers are unimaginative and can’t think past uniformed pornography…

Please note that all pornography is likely to be wanted Hard-Core as well as for both males and females. In ascending order (lowest need to the highest need) we would like to purchase:

Human Heterosexual Pornography
Bondage Pornography
Homosexual Pornography
Elven Pornography (most types)
Sadomasochistic Pornography
Soft Core Pornography
Uniform Pornography (non-military uniform, we have enough of that made here)
Fetish Pornography

We would also prefer that any sales of Catgirl pornography are not done in Iuthia for reasons of decency… after all, how can a soldier expect to have a Sunday roast kitten with Catgirls on his mind.


On another note, Iuthia has some Dark Elves who are interested in your offer for employment in your nation, they have stated “Sadomasochism” as their preferred line of work, though they are willing to work in many other lines as well.

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgAAAI8WnFJTE533eOuHMoI96b*MRKcv1!aFlC4BHjZjc5WNt4S113TUdPbhuUei0A9cxJ5PR!aJ4DREqgJ9ORWP05Gb4fHnfQX H!ow9Zw2jNktpejCaqg/Drow%20Woman.bmp?dc=4675445827604895670

Thanks for any assistance you can offer,

June Hararck,
Iuthian Ministry of Trade

Aquaceous envrironments.... Hmmmmmmmm... This pleases us greatly and gives us many ideas.

A massive complex of water tanks has been set up near the relatively new (founded two years ago) city of Vacroburg, the center of the new non-human pornography industry in Edolia. The water can be heated to create beautiful steambaths and new dyes are being developed to color the water exotic colors. More conventional bath/housing complexes are being constructed as well for Spacer residential use. We would also like to build a new program to help Spacers get accustomed to Earth gravity (unless its the atmosphere that they can't handle).

Once again, Spacers split fifty-fifty. There are those who are simply far too weak to ever adjust to Earth normal, and those who just don't like planets. The other half, though, would not be opposed to a program that would allow them more normal lives.

The Spacers quickly take to their new homes, for the most part. Quite unexpectedly, only about 5% developed low-altitude sickness from the heavy air, necessitating temporary hospitalization until the pulmonary edema could be taken care of.

<<OOC: I wouldn't say that the benefits offered by Edolia are minor at all. Edolia offers a country where NO taxes are payed,


OOC: Um... your nation's page says your income tax rate is 100%.

you receive excellent, free education, free healthcare, free access to the state-of-the-art mass transit system, lots of entertainment, etc. The only drawback is that the government owns everything. If all you have to spend $30,000 on is food and luxories, it can go a very very long way.>>

OOC: Well, keep in mind that it's in relation to Ravenspire, which is an extremely liberal state. Free education, access to health care, and transportation are guaranteed as rights, so they won't be seen as benefits. Entertainment is our biggest export, so that's not exactly unavailable. And our tax rates are lower, and pay scale is higher.

IC:

A number of citizens have decided to apply, citing a desire to travel, the opportunity for international exposure (no pun intended), and, in two cases, support for a more socialistic system than is found in Ravenspire. These citizens number 42 humans (24 male, 18 female), 18 elves (6 male, 9 female), two female skaven, a male dwarf, and a female foxperson. Almost all have some previous experience in entertainment fields.

Shyri T'kla
Minister of Trade

Excellent. We are extremely pleased with the work done so far and believe that these new arrivals will be excellent additions to the Edolian pornography industry. Permanent housing has been found for the catpeople. They are given class-2c-6 housing (some of the very best available in Edolia). We are attempting to create a Neko community in the relatively new and small city of Vacroburg and all new Neko arrivals are being housed there. Because most of the catpeople cannot speak Edolian (a Germanic dialect of Latin with some Mandarin words thrown in for good measure) we feel that they would be most comfortable among their own kind. We hope that in the near future the Neko community will integrate with the rest of Edolia, enriching our culture and diversifying our nation.

Communique From the Association of United Catpeople

We are very glad to hear that you are pleased with the services of the catwomen, and we have recieved good word from the refugees about your hospitality. Good luck in surpassing all others in your business, Edolia.

<<OOC to Ravenspire: Basically the government owns everything and everyone works for the government. Since it doesn't make any sesne for people to be taxed on their salary since the taxes would be going back to the people who payed them in the first place. The nation simulation engine isn't complex enough to incorporate that sort of system though and any nation with "unheard of income taxes" is extremely capitalistic. If you consider that Edolia's economy is "frightening" and the govenrment spends incredible sums on benefits for the people (the equivilent of a Yale education is offered to all citizens), there is little need for anyone to make lots of money. The only thing they would even need to spend it on is food and luxories and since the vast majority of luxories are free, they really only need to spend it on food.>>

Iuthia: We are willing to design some new magazines specifically for the Iuthian armed forces. Edolia likes to pride itself on the artfulness of its pornography though we feel that more crude forms might be necessary for soldiers. Either way, we would like to offer the following (note that cultural anthropoligists specializing in Iuthia have been contacted to help in the construction of magazines that especially appeal to Iuthian soldiers):

Barracks/ Peacetime Editions
-High-resolution, glossy pages
-11x8.5 in. pages
-Aprox. 60 pages
-22 different magazines. They have a variety of themes and include all the types asked for by the Iuthian government.
$1.00 per copy (assuming ordered in bulk)

Field Editions
-Thick, heavy-duty pages; high-resolution
-8x5.5 in. pages
-Aprox. 60 pages
-12 different magazines, coming in fewer editions, generally eliminating the ultra-hardcore types as we believe that soldiers in the field are less likely to be interested in hardcore or more masochistic images while putting their lives on the line.
-Each comes with its own heavy-duty plastic case
$2.50 per copy (bulk)

Combat Editions
-Thick, heavy-duty pages; high resolution
-6x4 inches
-Aprox 40 pages
-8 different magazines. There are fewer versions of these and most hardcore images are not included. Instead, these editions focus on scenes of "the girl he left behind;" beautiful young women posing naked (or similar, appropriate scenes for female or homosexual soldiers). Many of them pose with the Iuthian battle flag.
-Each comes with its own heavy-duty plastic case
$2.50 per copy (bulk)


We can issue new copies for the Iuthian armed forces every month, two monthes or at other intervals. We would imagine that the combat editions would not have new editions unless a war was fought as they would only be issued during a time of war. Edolia is ready and willing to supply Iuthia with its military porn.

We welcome Dark Elven porn stars to Edolia. Perhaps we could build up a Dark Elven community in Valcroburg.

In which case we will make the following orders:

4'000'000 assorted Barracks/Peacetime Editions. Each barracks has been serveyed for which types will be required and is further detailed in attachement [AT01] which this communication.

Payment*: $4'000'000

1'000'000 assorted Field Editions

Payment*: $2'500'000

2'000'000** assorted Combat Editions

Payment*: $5'000'000

Should our armed forces be pleased with these we may look into future subscribitions, though from what we hear these will do us fine.


Our Dark Elves will not be needing special treatment due to their successful intergration into Iuthian society (we don't have that many in the first place, I think they make up for a small percentage of our population), however they do prefer underground housing as they have a natural aversion to the sun.


* Paid in advance becuase we trust out allies.

** They really went for the flag thing in a big way, plus the size is handy.

Edolia doesn't have a massive book publishing industry for nothing and 6,000,000 magazines can be churned out quickly. It will be about two months [NST] before we can get the magazines fully designed however. As soon as they are set, we can send 'em over. We are also offering special wrist relaxer bracelets so your soldiers don't get carpal tunnel syndrome. For some reason, soldiers who have Edolian porn tend to have problems in their right wrist. Strange. We can't figure it out.

Edolia doesn't have a massive book publishing industry for nothing and 6,000,000 magazines can be churned out quickly. It will be about two months [NST] before we can get the magazines fully designed however. As soon as they are set, we can send 'em over. We are also offering special wrist relaxer bracelets so your soldiers don't get carpal tunnel syndrome. For some reason, soldiers who have Edolian porn tend to have problems in their right wrist. Strange. We can't figure it out.

What is that implying...oh... :idea: :shock: :P :lol:

Heh. That's what you think.

Sakura Kitsuki
Minister of Pr0nThat's why we used the operative word veritable. :wink:

You and Demoness are our two major competitors in the feild.

OOC: I don't know what you're talking about. =_=

There is no One Tape to Rule Them All. =_= ::cough:: ::uses neuralizer::

Heh. That's what you think.

Sakura Kitsuki
Minister of Pr0nThat's why we used the operative word veritable. :wink:

You and Demoness are our two major competitors in the feild.
OOC; hate to burst your bubble, kid, but if Demoness used our catgirls in pornography, it would have been a smoldering crater long ago. ;)

OOC: Vlad, that's bullshit.

OOC; No, actually, it isn't.

OOC; hate to burst your bubble, kid, but if Demoness used our catgirls in pornography, it would have been a smoldering crater long ago. ;)((OOC: Meh, after years of ethnic blending, who could tell? :P ))

OOC; Years? There haven't been catgirls in Demoness for that long.

OOC; Years? There haven't been catgirls in Demoness for that long.((Two words:
Rubber time! :) ))

OOC; Years? There haven't been catgirls in Demoness for that long.((Two words:
Rubber time! :) ))
OOC; Well, that might be relevant, if it weren't for the fact that on our boards we don't use fluid time except to skip a few weeks or months at the most. ;)

OOC: They've been there for at least two and a half years according to emmy time, plus the fact that I've already modified them with my Transformation, so it's possible they've reproduce quickly enough to be blended ethnically.

Besides, this is NS where a year can mean anything.

OOC: Vlad, if you used a nuke over porn, you would also be just as dead as me or worse since I doubt the rest of Lodoss would stand for it. Then again, you don't play with political realism.

OOC: They've been there for at least two and a half years according to emmy time
OOC; Crazy.

plus the fact that I've already modified them with my Transformation
That is irrelevant.

Besides, this is NS where a year can mean anything.
So your nation has been a smoldering crater for years? :P

*uses catgirl pr0n to pull Demoness and Raevyn back into RPing here* :twisted:

Edit: Um.... OOC. Yeah. That's the ticket. 8)

OOC: Vlad, if you used a nuke over porn
OOC; Who said I would use nukes? Besides, this is more than porn, this is a matter of religion.

Then again, you don't play with political realism.
That hurts. And is completely basless. :)

OOC: Vlad, you know Jo was right about you. You have the tendency to be an asshole until it gets to the point that it annoys someone and then "joke" about it. End of the fucking conversation.

*uses catgirl pr0n to pull Demoness and Raevyn back into RPing here* :twisted:

Edit: Um.... OOC. Yeah. That's the ticket. 8)

OOC: I've actually thought about that, but I'm not sure if I a) want to explain everything that has happened since I left, including Shadowfox, b) want to pretend it didn't happen and we've just been in isolation for the past whatever, or c) base it slightly in the future and let Elisa rule just for the hell of it and still make it semi-parallel to emmy and an alternate timeline.

*uses catgirl pr0n to pull Demoness and Raevyn back into RPing here* :twisted:

Edit: Um.... OOC. Yeah. That's the ticket. 8)
OOC: Or better yet; why don't you be more active over on our boards? :P
OOC: Vlad, you know Jo was right about you. You have the tendency to be an asshole until it gets to the point that it annoys someone and then "joke" about it. End of the f--- conversation.
I fail to see how I was being an asshole. Don't get so worked up over something like this.

And you still haven't answered my question. :P

I know that I for one would have blasted you with everything I had for even looking at my allies the wrong way.

OOC; You're already a smoking crater. And you did that to yourself. :P

I still have a Naval fleet and the Dawnbringer to obliterate your pathetic military with.

Jared, stop arguing with him. It's what he wants.

I still have a Naval fleet and the Dawnbringer to obliterate your pathetic military with.
OOC: I have a navy again, too. And your space tech doesn't scare me. :P

Oh yes, I am a big bad asshole who enjoys arguing with people! Yell at me, for I like the attention! :roll:

I don't need the Dawnbringer to deal with wooden ships. :roll:

OOC; So now you're attacking Lavenrunz's technology? :?

In your officer's incompetent hands, yes.

Besides, I think my carrier and its support fleet can handle itself quite nicely.

Not to mention the 3 SSBNs.

OOC; Who are you to say that my officers are incompetent? They've protected and expanded Raevyn for 1,500 years, so they must be doing something right. :P

SSBN?

SSBN: Ever heard of Boomers? Nuclear Powered Ballistic Missile Submarines? Typhoon, Ohio, LA(To an extent)...

And my officers protected us from and invaded Demoness... through the forest. That says something about our capability on Terra.

Defending against overwhelming Extraterrestrial forces (which I controlled), however... We just did our best and saved what we could.

I think the F/A-18A, F-35s, and SU-37s in whats left of the Airforce and the Naval aviators can provide cover for the Battleship, Carrier, SSBNs, Destroyers, Cruisers, and support ships that go with a carrier group.

OOC: Yes, the Raevynese army is also trained for warfare in heavily-forested areas, as most of the undeveloped land in Raevyn is forest. :P

You're forgetting the Raevynese's love of anti-aircraft. :P

And as I recall, Lavenrunz cancelled that shipment of Naval vessels.

((*watches as thread decends into an OOC pissing contest* :? ))

And my officers protected us from and invaded Demoness... through the forest. That says something about our capability on Terra.

OOC: Never mind the fact that that was four centuries ago and because you were the same race at the time so the forest wouldn't harm you or play its tricks. :P

EDIT: Way too much emmy. ^_^;

And as I recall, Lavenrunz cancelled that shipment of Naval vessels.
OOC; That's odd, because that's noy what happened. :P
((*watches as thread decends into an OOC pissing contest* :? ))
They do this to me all the time... :cry:

((*watches as thread decends into an OOC pissing contest* :? ))

OOC: Hi. How are you? If I knew more about this thread aside from the fact that you said I was in the forefront of the catgirl porn industry, I'd try to get it back on track. :wink:

Kinda hard to hit high flying aircraft using laser guided weapons with WW2 style AA guns. :roll:

OOC: Hi. How are you? If I knew more about this thread aside from the fact that you said I was in the forefront of the catgirl porn industry, I'd try to get it back on track. :wink:((OOC: Well, that was a bit of an OOC asumption on my part. Seeing as you traded a piece of porn featuring your empress and several catgirls for the privilage to have them immigrate to your nation on a wide scale, I think I was at least semi-justified. :wink: ))

((*watches as thread decends into an OOC pissing contest* :? ))

OOC: Hi. How are you? If I knew more about this thread aside from the fact that you said I was in the forefront of the catgirl porn industry, I'd try to get it back on track. :wink:
OOC: I'll help.

IC:

The Sacred Empire of Raevyn officially condemns pornography and those who participate in it! We also wish holy judgment and death upon those who nations who force non-humans into pornography, even though their "non-humans" are just women with cat-ear hairbands. Oh ho ho!

~Holy Emperor Vladimir

Yggidrasil and Terraus remember her cancelling the shipment as well, so I can't be imagining it...

Probably had something to do with the incident in the Oil Fields....

Kinda hard to hit high flying aircraft using laser guided weapons with WW2 style AA guns. :roll:
OOC; yes, because we use assault rifles that are decades old but still useful, obviously we still only use World War 2 era weaponry for everything... :P

Yggidrasil and Terraus remember her cancelling the shipment as well, so I can't be imagining it...

Probably had something to do with the incident in the Oil Fields....
OOC; We resolved that, silly. Remember, I also agreed to let Lavenrunz build a naval base on leased Raevynese land.

OOC: Hi. How are you? If I knew more about this thread aside from the fact that you said I was in the forefront of the catgirl porn industry, I'd try to get it back on track. :wink:((OOC: Well, that was a bit of an OOC asumption on my part. Seeing as you traded a piece of porn featuring your empress and several catgirls for the privilage to have them immigrate to your nation on a wide scale, I think I was at least semi-justified. :wink: ))

OOC: Heehee, ::cough:: That was back when we weren't really being serious, though. Xel wouldn't dream of doing that now. ^_^; But we probably do have a porn industry with them and most definitely a black market industry involving Jia Li, Yuri, and any female (and some males) who are "fortunate" enough to live in Sacred Rock Palace. Most of them are in the shower too. :wink:

But we probably do have a porn industry with them
OOC; You'd think that my intelligence would have picked that up sooner... ;)

I remember posing for Rolling Stone and Maxim at least once. I'd be happy to pose for Playboy or something similar.

-Maru, catgirl singer (translated)

If one looks closely, one can see that that is obviously a normal Demonessian heathen wearing a cat-ear hairband. Just like all of the rest. Oh ho ho!

~Holy Emperor Vladimir

Miss Maru would like it known that she would like a public apology from the Emperor Vladimir. She has stated that she "still worshipped him until I heard the news. He doesn't even recognize one of his own kind!"

-Maru's agent

OOC: If you're serious about this, I'd prefer to continue with it on emmy tomorrow after I have had some sleep.

But if you are doing it just to piss me off, then don't bother. :cry:

BTW, unless the Transformation turned their personalities and behavior into a complete reversal of what they would normally be, they would never do something like that. Nor would they even know who Vladimir is or why. :P

OOC: If you're serious about this, I'd prefer to continue with it on emmy tomorrow after I have had some sleep.

But if you are doing it just to piss me off, then don't bother. :cry:

BTW, unless the Transformation turned their personalities and behavior into a complete reversal of what they would normally be, they would never do something like that. Nor would they even know who Vladimir is or why. :P

OOC: 1) I am ignoring you OOCly from this post on here and emmy and I really should have ignored you ICly too, but that last comment needed to be replied to. Maybe I'll stop ignoring you in the future, but whether or not you realize it, you bait people and then pretend you did nothing wrong. I am not the only one who has had this problem with you.

2) Maru does exist; she's been in existence since I posted that stuff about clans.

3) I thought we already established that there are a lot of descrepancies between what a species was before and after the Transformation given that Ravenspire's former foxgirls have multiple tails and the catgirls can speak ASL or even verbally in rare cases and think for themselves. I have played them differently than you from the beginning. Check my factsheet too; it says they worship Vladimir. Now is not the time to protest it. Before would have been more appropriate.

The branch of the Edolian government in charge of the devlopment and sale of porn, the Ministry for Pornography, Lausa von Kysinburg has announced a new initiative to expand the pornography business that carries the Edolian economy. As one of the top porn exporters (if not the top) in the world, Edolian porn is read by hundreds of billions of young men (and recently with a new expansion campaign women) around the world. With its high-resolution, ultra-glossy photos, Edolian porn is known to be high quality, classy, imaginative and sexy. A 100 page, high quality book titled The World's Sexiest Elves is scheduled to be released next year. However, Edolia's Elven population is very small and only the country boasts only a single Elven porn star. Thus, Edolia is willing to contract sexy young female elves from around the world. We are offering $75,000 a year for 5 years for all contractees as well as full access to all Edolian benefits including free housing, education, entertainment and transportation. A sequel, entitled The World's Sexiest Catgirls is scheduled for release alongside Elves and a similar offer is being extended to them. If the books are a sucess, Elven and Catgirl sections may be built into Edolia's main internet porn database www.edoliaporn.edo <<OOC: NOT A REAL WEBSITE! DO NOT BAN ME FOR "POSTING PORN"!>> and sequels could be released. Finally, the Ministry for Pornography is calling for other, sexy non-human races to make themselves known so that they can be contracted as well. As always, Edolia is willing to contract "extra-special" porn stars from around the world and the international Edolian Colleges for Pornography have their doors open for interested young men and women to attend.

I can't say that I have many shots of elves or catgirls, but certainly many of attractive women and men in shower scenes or in their beds, including Jia Li (http://www.clarence.com/contents/cultura-spettacolo/cinehall/charliesangels/images/angels09.jpg), Yuri Katsuragi (http://www.geocities.com/anaraquinn/elf.jpg), Megumi Yumeneko (http://www.mangaes.com/enportada/9903/sakura.jpg), and Arilyn Moonflower (http://www.plugincinema.com/plugin/articles/images/arwen.jpg). Many are candid shots, cheap, and made from video. All are of Demonessian species. I can be contacted at the address attached.

-Anonymous
Sacred Rock Palace, Sacred Rock, Demoness

The branch of the Edolian government in charge of the devlopment and sale of porn, the Ministry for Pornography, Lausa von Kysinburg has announced a new initiative to expand the pornography business that carries the Edolian economy. As one of the top porn exporters (if not the top) in the world, Edolian porn is read by hundreds of billions of young men (and recently with a new expansion campaign women) around the world. With its high-resolution, ultra-glossy photos, Edolian porn is known to be high quality, classy, imaginative and sexy. A 100 page, high quality book titled The World's Sexiest Elves is scheduled to be released next year. However, Edolia's Elven population is very small and only the country boasts only a single Elven porn star. Thus, Edolia is willing to contract sexy young female elves from around the world. We are offering $75,000 a year for 5 years for all contractees as well as full access to all Edolian benefits including free housing, education, entertainment and transportation. A sequel, entitled The World's Sexiest Catgirls is scheduled for release alongside Elves and a similar offer is being extended to them. If the books are a sucess, Elven and Catgirl sections may be built into Edolia's main internet porn database www.edoliaporn.edo <<OOC: NOT A REAL WEBSITE! DO NOT BAN ME FOR "POSTING PORN"!>> and sequels could be released. Finally, the Ministry for Pornography is calling for other, sexy non-human races to make themselves known so that they can be contracted as well. As always, Edolia is willing to contract "extra-special" porn stars from around the world and the international Edolian Colleges for Pornography have their doors open for interested young men and women to attend.

I can't say that I have many shots of elves or catgirls, but certainly many of attractive women and men in shower scenes or in their beds, including Jia Li (http://www.clarence.com/contents/cultura-spettacolo/cinehall/charliesangels/images/angels09.jpg), Yuri Katsuragi (http://www.geocities.com/anaraquinn/elf.jpg), Megumi Yumeneko (http://www.mangaes.com/enportada/9903/sakura.jpg), and Arilyn Moonflower (http://www.plugincinema.com/plugin/articles/images/arwen.jpg). Many are candid shots, cheap, and made from video. All are of Demonessian species. I can be contacted at the address attached.

-Anonymous
Sacred Rock Palace, Sacred Rock, Demoness

In Edolia we feel that art is one of the most important parts of pornography. We would like to hire perhaps 1,000 of your porn stars for use in our expanding non-human industry. With our dominance of the human porn industry well established, we are still in the process of expanding into the non-human market.

<<OOC: WTF?! What are your problems?! Two pages of OOC yelling? No wonder you guys have ridiculously high post counts! I ask you cease.>>

Tagged.

OOC: You have a MINISTRY OF PORNOGRAPHY??? Holy fuck!

While the Tu'lîmû, the main inhabitants of Letila, are generally considered a race, but are definantly human. We do hope that Christian fundamentalists don't kill anyone here.

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Mliêstôlkakûmek(Love all as you love yourself)
Racism-the other stupid ideology
Peace, love, and girls with small waists and big butts!
Letilan moths! Yay!
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:TEA1WL6tIGQC:w1.150.telia.com/~u15008589

OOC: You have a MINISTRY OF PORNOGRAPHY??? Holy fuck!OOC: LOL so do we, but its called the Ministry of "Discreet operations" *shifty eyes* hehe

We do hope that Christian fundamentalists don't kill anyone here.

I should hope not either... after all, I have bases within Edolia and anyone thinking of starting something with them would definately be asking for alot of nations to get angry.

We do hope that Christian fundamentalists don't kill anyone here.

I should hope not either... after all, I have bases within Edolia and anyone thinking of starting something with them would definately be asking for alot of nations to get angry.
How about some state-sponsored Raevynese suicide-bombers?

~Random Raevynese Woman, with a suspiciously bulky trenchcoat

How about some state-sponsored Raevynese suicide-bombers?

I dare say that is possible... though they would have to get through the security measures that Edolia probably has in place against such thing... that and you can sometimes trace these terrorist cells back... if you got lucky you may eventually go back far enough to find the source... but that's all hipophetical (sp).

Oh, I see.

*BOOM!*

~(the late) Random Raevynese Woman

After a selection process, we currently have 1295 applicants we are willing to send; 695 females and 600 males. We also have the porn directress, "Polymorpheus" "Well-versed about every orfice" (She's an ex-physician, so keep your minds out of the gutter, if you can. It's just what her coworkers call her.), willing to offer her services. 243 of the females are foxes (NOT foxgirls, who are a species more closely related to them than humans but are still quite seperate). 100 females are standard wolf symbiote. 52 females are coyote symbiote, 50 lioness symbiote, 45 panther, 55 tigress, and handfuls of mare, doe, cheetah, cow, bear, and mustelids(weasel, otter, martin, etc...). The males break up as 50 foxes, 47 wolves, 53 coyotes, 100 lions, 25 panthers, 75 tigers, 50 stallions, 100 stags and bucks, 25 bulls, 20 cheetahs, 25 bears (10 of which are polar bears), and 35 mustelids. They can also work as humans, if needed. Since 90% of our population is bisexual, we doubt there will be any problems in that direction.

<<OOC: What's this about suicide bombers?>>

We believe that the Rabid Liberal selection process was complete and thorough and the Edolian government is ready and willing to hire all of them.

<<OOC: Yes we have a Ministry of Pornography. Because the Edolian government controls all industry, we have an insane number of ministries that manage all the different industries in Edolia. The Ministry for Antiques, the Ministry of Clothing Design and Development, the Ministry for Technological development, etc. Think of them as really big corporations that are under the control of the government.>>

They'll start appearing upon your borders in small groups in the near future.