NationStates Jolt Archive

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Today the Rotovian Government have launched down a new avenue
of defence. Using the latest in Quantum-Gravimetric ImplosiveDisplacement and Geltinous Rubber-stuff we unveils the revolution weapon: The Rubber Band

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Rubber Band© is expected to revolutionise military relations no longer
will standard prjectile weapons do. Nations equiped with Rubber Band© will have a distinct tactical advantage over the nations stuck using ICBMs and Nutrino Bombs.

http://solar-center.stanford.edu/magnetism/reconnection1.jpg

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Rubber Band© has the following weaponary uses and more!

-Flicking
-Flonging
-Burning
-Smoking
-Flicking
-Tossing
-Flicking
-Using to launch balls of paper into enemy's eyes
-Using to launch grenades (not recommended)
-Flicking

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Graviton Rubberised Spherical Matirx (tm)

The GRSM uses the supreme power of rubber combined with the mysterious strength of spheres to alter the space-time continuim. While we are not yet sure exactly what this ball of rubber bands does. It looks pretty cool and is has an even cooler name.

http://www.sudftw.com/rbb00318.jpg

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http://www.gear-store.com/images/misc/rubber.jpg
The Rubber Band© is available for purchase for the limited time price of just $1,000,000,000,000^87950 per unit. The following payment options are acceptable:

-Visa
-Cash Cheque
-Human Souls
-Virgin Blood
-*Money Burned*

This has been a Sarcasim Inc post.

I think I deserve a round of applause for having less than 9 spelling mistakes :lol:

Taking orders now...