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I is beign emperor for we're Kingdom of Lemuros. I is beeing to willing pay big cash for tasty humans. Considering is yes with my offer?

We are horrified that your nation treats Homo sapiens as food.

Goobergunchian Foreign Ministry

"Ummm no, Humans tend to get very destructive against those that consider them food. Plus we do not trade in sentient beings, so we must denounce your request fo humans for food."

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We not only denouce your request for humans as food, seeing as how my nation is primarily human, I also must request that before you make another request you open a dictionary and learn the common language.

Ambassodor Joseph Cortilliari
Federal Republic New York and New Jersey

You aren't going to last long.

"What? They want humans for food?" said Premier Bomfy, horrified by the report in front of him.

"Yes Sir, their English is also pretty bad." commented Deputy Premier Kate Juno.

"Well, shall we do something about it? asked Bomfy.

"I'm not so sure, is it really worth mobilizing our armed forces for such a small nation?"

The Premier stopped to think, "Well, how about we poison them or something."

"We do have our stockpile of CN-20C, it has yet to be tested in the field."

"I'll think about it, you know how people get upset when we use chemical weapons."

"Uh... Sir, nobody has ever protested to us about using chemical weapons."

"Oh yeah... prepare a small naval force, it'll give us a good chance to try out the weapon."

"Yes Sir."

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Premier Bomfy
People's Republic of Aequatio

You can't eat people. You get killed for that most of the time. Prepare to be destroyed by many.

Somewhere off the coast of Lemuros

The 1st Special Operations Strike Force came to a stop and waited for satellite photos to be transmitted to them for the co-ordinates of any major settlements within the nation of Lemuros.

November 5, 2003 – Operation Exterminator

1st Special Operations Strike Force
Arrow, Ticonderoga Class Cruiser
Hamilton, Arleigh Burke Class Destroyer
Pike, Spruance Class Destroyer
Three Broadsword Class Frigates

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Premier Bomfy
People's Republic of Aequatio

Yes, our Emperor has a.. Erm, way with words. Yes, we to are Homo Sapiens, but damned if our species isn't delicious.

Yes, our Emperor has a.. Erm, way with words. Please disregard his request for human flesh as food...

*whisper*He's quite insane, we're looking to dispose of him*whisper*

On the bridge of the Arrow

After a examination of the satellite photos, a small village in Southern Lemuros was chosen to be the first target struck.

"How does our storage of CN-20C look?" asked the captain.

"We have enough warheads to arm eight missiles on the Arrow, and six on both of the destroyers." answered an ensign.

"Alright, have the Hamilton arm its missiles and prepare to fire against the village, one should release enough of the nerve agent to wipe it out due to its size."

"Aye Sir."

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Premier Bomfy
People's Republic of Aequatio

OOC: Just for the record, here's some information on my CN-20C nerve agent.

[code:1:5502a8d0e7] Aequatian Department of Defence, Weapon File #CW20031102

CN-20C "Sadistic Charlie"

Consistency - Gaseous, Dark Grey in colour
Type - Nerve Agent
Effects - Hallucinations; Burns to Exposed Skin; Temporary/Permanent Blindness; Suffocation; Extreme Damage to Nervous and Respiratory Systems; Neurological Damage; Severe Bleeding from Eyes, Ears and Mouth; Death.

Average Kill Time

Male (>99 lb.) - 38 seconds
Male (100 – 200 lb.) - 53 seconds
Male (200 - 250 lb.) - 1 minute, 7 seconds
Male (<251 lb.) - 1 minute, 22 seconds

Female (>99 lb.) - 34 seconds
Female (100 – 200 lb.) - 48 seconds
Female (200 - 250 lb.) - 1 minute, 3 seconds
Female (<251 lb.) - 1 minute, 18 seconds
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Premier Bomfy
People's Republic of Aequatio

"Ummm no, Humans tend to get very destructive against those that consider them food. Plus we do not trade in sentient beings, so we must denounce your request fo humans for food." Hey, you'd get pretty violent and nasty yourself if someone wanted to eat you.
~Sharldonian Foreign Affairs Minister, Charles Bridler.

I imagine I'd be mad if someone tried to eat me.
~Sharldonian President John Weeb.

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