NationStates Jolt Archive


nOOks 4 nOObs

Rotovia
05-11-2003, 04:25
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Are you tired of selling nations with barely enough money to justify both a Naval and Air Force and less then 5,000,000 populace being denied the opportunity to GODMODD nations 100x their size out of exsistance?

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Then join the nOOks 4 nOOBs Program

Our goal: We plan to provide free nuclear arms of various types, laungning equipment and biological weapons to any warmongering noobs.

We hope these nations will use them wisely and inevitably turn these weapons on us.

What will be the cost of these weapons of mass destruction? A simple *money wired* will suffice. No actual money will b e transfered and as soon as the money arrives the entire system will be set up. Inluding:

+1,000,000,000,000,000 ICBMs
+1.000 launch towers (Because they lok cooler than missile silos)
+1,000,000,000^2345 bio warheads
+3 packets of wizfiz

How can I get involved?

Simply *wire* or *transfer* $1 Gallizillion Bagillion to the nOOks 4 nOObs Program. Since I am to lazy to create a seperate bank account for this, feel free to mail me a cash cheque.