NationStates Jolt Archive


nOOks 4 nOObs

Rotovia
05-11-2003, 04:23
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Are you tired of seeing nations with barely enough money to justify both a Naval and Air Force and less then 5,000,000 populace being denied the opportunity to GODMODD nations 100x their size out of exsistance?

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Then join the nOOks 4 nOOBs Program

Our goal: We plan to provide free nuclear arms of various types, laungning equipment and biological weapons to any warmongering noobs.

We hope these nations will use them wisely and inevitably turn these weapons on us.

What will be the cost of these weapons of mass destruction? A simple *money wired* will suffice. No actual money will b e transfered and as soon as the money arrives the entire system will be set up. Inluding:

+1,000,000,000,000,000 ICBMs
+1.000 launch towers (Because they lok cooler than missile silos)
+1,000,000,000^2345 bio warheads
+3 packets of wizfiz

How can I get involved?

Simply *wire* or *transfer* $1 Gallizillion Bagillion to the nOOks 4 nOObs Program. Since I am to lazy to create a seperate bank account for this, feel free to mail me a cash cheque.
Guanyu
05-11-2003, 04:26
Shouldn't it say you hope they use them UNwisely?
Rotovia
05-11-2003, 04:28
Shouldn't it say you hope they use them UNwisely?

I have clearly made 9 noticable spelling errors and choose to focus on this? But you are right.

I believe providng nuclear arms to newbs is wise, and them nukinh me is also wise
Raevyn
05-11-2003, 04:29
*money furnished*
Rotovia
05-11-2003, 04:29
Shouldn't it say you hope they use them UNwisely?

I have clearly made 9 noticable spelling errors and choose to focus on this? But you are right.

I believe providng nuclear arms to newbs is wise, and them nuking me is also wise
05-11-2003, 04:30
This program is good, but I dont think its quite as good a deal as buying god.
Raevyn
05-11-2003, 04:34
This program is good, but I dont think its quite as good a deal as buying god.
I am not for sale, silly. And even if I were, all of the tea in Indonesia could not buy me! Oh ho ho!

~Holy Emperor Vladimir
Rotovia
05-11-2003, 04:36
I also take IOUs , Virgin Blood and Human Souls...
05-11-2003, 04:36
I'll donate 500 truckloads of Monopoly money.
Hell Bovines
05-11-2003, 04:36
OMG!!!!111 donth want to pay to B n00b! I Kan B N00b fro fREe!!!!
OMG!!!!222 Hekl Vobines r0x0rs!!!!!

I sent ne895ij3h94592u48921 n00ks at ya and me secrett wepaon: antrhax!!!

Yar pupolation dies!!!
I r0x0r!1!!

-Nuuky, the n00b


"The Grand Duchy of Hell Bovines wants to ask for an apologize for the above message. Apparently, the vice-duque's testosterone-filled son, nuuky, managed to use his dad's computer, my computer, without permission. We assure you that this won't happen again. Kindly,

Whitey Bighorns, vice-duque of Hell Bovines"
05-11-2003, 04:44
And that my friends, is why we dont see more child rulers. We need better representation.
Sigma Octavus
05-11-2003, 04:46
God, don't give the toddlers C4 primed and ready, with a nice shiny red detonate button. Think of what they could do.
Raevyn
05-11-2003, 04:49
God, don't give the toddlers C4 primed and ready, with a nice shiny red detonate button. Think of what they could do.
Your plea has not fallen on deaf ears, my child. However, it has been flatly denied. n00kz 4 3v3ry0n3!!!!!1111

~H01y 3mp3r0r V14dimir
05-11-2003, 04:51
dude, your as bad as LoA.
Raevyn
05-11-2003, 04:52
dude, your as bad as LoA.
You're, my child with poor grammar.

~Holy Emperor Vladimir
Rotovia
27-04-2004, 07:36
This needs revivng :lol:
27-04-2004, 07:47
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Du joo hav n3 dinam1t?
Hamptonshire
27-04-2004, 08:21
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: GIvE ME Ur nOOkS!!!!1 11!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:tantrum: oR I WIlL NuKK yoU!!!111!

Please
Scolopendra
27-04-2004, 08:37
Gravedigging, anyone?
Rotovia
29-04-2004, 08:06
Gravedigging, anyone?lol, I became lestalgic and forgot how to spell it. So I went through my old posts a found this little beuty.
_Taiwan
29-04-2004, 08:10
Lol!

It's Nostalgic (I think)
Rotovia
29-04-2004, 08:13
Lol!

It's Nostalgic (I think)lol, notice how poorly spelled the intial post is? How little has changed....