Phyrric
03-11-2003, 07:55
"It is not a surprise as to the final outcome of the votes. In a 82 to 18 count, the Senate of Phyrric has ratified the treaty once again", announces the Vice Pyrrhus. "But it is a shame as to what happened to William Bradley, that was a very, very unfortunate incident and I cannot comment on it at this time."
The funeral processions will be held at Phyrric National Cemetary for Senator William Bradley and at the St Patricks Cemetary for Oscar Mayo.
"We had no idea what was going to happen after his head just popped off like a cork in a champaign bottle. We just took for cover." said a witness at the trial of Oscar Mayo for the assination, conviction and execution. "I was quite frightened, ran for cover and that is when I saw Oscar in the fire truck across from the Senate Building holding the high powered rifle with grenade launcher, standard issue for a government trained assasin......(two Secret Service Men quickly escort him from the camera, family is inquiring of the where-abouts due to extended absence)"
There was no official explanation why there was a fire truck at that location at that time. There are no records of a Dispatch call or a 911 Emergency call.
The funeral processions will be held at Phyrric National Cemetary for Senator William Bradley and at the St Patricks Cemetary for Oscar Mayo.
"We had no idea what was going to happen after his head just popped off like a cork in a champaign bottle. We just took for cover." said a witness at the trial of Oscar Mayo for the assination, conviction and execution. "I was quite frightened, ran for cover and that is when I saw Oscar in the fire truck across from the Senate Building holding the high powered rifle with grenade launcher, standard issue for a government trained assasin......(two Secret Service Men quickly escort him from the camera, family is inquiring of the where-abouts due to extended absence)"
There was no official explanation why there was a fire truck at that location at that time. There are no records of a Dispatch call or a 911 Emergency call.