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The Opressive Church (Well aware that it's name is spelled wrong...) is under threat of mass Terrorism by an anti Religious orginization, called DSRO. After a recent explosion in the Opressive Church's largest city of Saint John's, the DSRO orginization has delivered an unblievable Ultimatum to us. Read abut it here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88030)

DSRO took advantage of our current chaotic situation, as our Arch Bishop was assinated just before she was to put in effect a Constitution, and take the Opressive Church nation into democratic rule. Read about that situation Here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80990&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0).

Please help preserve our faith, and our innocent civilian's lives!

We'll send you some crack partisian guards to help you flush out these terrorists. 150 guards are being sent to your nation right now. We are also sending our best anti-terriost operatives from our CTU units.

Ah well I allways said the church was a waste of time .. :lol:

Ehem... Bump...

What kind of church are you? Catholic, Protestant, Anglican, Mormon, Eastern Orthordox?

Catholic... But any Western Religion that follows the word of God is welcomed to help us! Even Protestants!

Prime Minister Hurst looked at the intelligence.

Terrorism against Catholics. Possible threat to Pagan nations. Extreme caution urged.

Hurst filed it away and went to get his lunch.

From the High Council of Dimelda, the Honorable Eliam J. R. Leinad...

To the Imperiled Nation in Question...

We, the Republic of the Red Moon, in the event of necessary aid and assistance, do pledge to protect the citizenry and government of your country. We believe that terrorism is the practice of the hopeless, the dregs of humanity who must resort to backhanded tactics and backstabbing irresponsibility.

Should nationwide terrorist attacks occur, we are ready to offer sanctuary to your people in the event of an evacuation. We are also prepared to send over three teams of Specialized Patrol Heavy Armor Troopers ((SPHATs)) in an effort to purge the area of potential threats.

You are in the hearts and prayers of all Dimeldish peoples.

Dimelda ver Mordanno! Dimelda Forever!

Well the Teritoran Catholic Church could provide church knights, church soldiers and nobody has ever Escaped the Teritoran Inquisition but I do not know how effective the Teritoran Inquisition would be outside of Teritora.

Catholic... But any Western Religion that follows the word of God is welcomed to help us! Even Protestants!

We'll donate $US5 million towards restoring the Church and additional security equipment it requires.

OOC
OVER 1000 posts ... yee haa.

My nation is that of a lesser state split away from our mother spitfire89, we have 1,000 guerilla fighters, they will be sent along with 1 mech unit to aid in daily patrols.

My nation is not concerned with anything involving your Christian God. We worship the almighty dollar.

http://www.angelfire.com/de3/witticat93427/untitled.JPG (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88433)

Though we are a brand new nation, the Holy Republic of Martinisia offers its full support. We will aid your nation in monetary, military, and clergy grants. God bless your nation; you are in our nation's prayers.

-The Holy Republic of Martinisa

Church probably would be a lot more fun if it were more like the Bible.


"And today, little Timmy the Altar Boy is going to show what you do to a fucking heathen..."


*cradles a bible and a gun*


"Jesus loves you.....everyone else thinks your a fuckhead"


BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!

"Nice grouping, Timmy!"

"I think he is twitching Big Dadd....I mean Reverend"

"Quiet you! Thats just the impact!"

consider your nation under our hell list heathen

I always did like Florida......

I always did like Florida......
ooc: Whats Florida got to do with it :?:
IC:
The Grand Duchy offers inteligence aid, and a few units of SAT (special assualt troops) to aid you.
Also we may supply military advisors to help you modernize your military (as you already seem to got the money you just need experts)
"Resistite autem diabolo, et fugiet a vobis."

"In facili est omnia posse Deo."

OOC: wondering if I should send in the Pagan Liberation Front to cause more chaos..

We are sorry to hear of your troubles. If you need any humanitarian aid, please let us know .

The God-Fearing Theocracy of Raysia is willing to help. name it. We have a strong foreign aid relief program, we have a very strong military, we have powerful dimplomats. Just name it, we'll help.

We hate democracy, and are willing to help keep your chuch unharmed by politics, despite our differences.

OOC: wondering if I should send in the Pagan Liberation Front to cause more chaos..

Hey, if you will, I'm game. :lol:

We will assist the DSRO with weapons, money, troops and equipment. The rule of the corupt and evil Catholic church along with all of its slobbering lapdogs in christianity must come to an end now.

OOC: wondering if I should send in the Pagan Liberation Front to cause more chaos..

Hey, if you will, I'm game. :lol:

We will see what the players say.

We will supply "The Opressive Church" with weapons, troops, planes, vehicles, air strikes, whatever, per a brief interview explaining their intentions and their beleifs.. Raysia also addresses a formal 'screw you' to the Iron Lords ;)

If your church is oppressive, or opressive as you wish to call it, it's no wonder terrorists want to bomb you. Perhaps you require my assistance, as Kimchi Jong Il is an experienced dictatorship. Then again, since you are already writing out a constitution, it would mean you are democratic. I could, of course, offer help to a democracy, as my ally The Khanates has done so to you, but I must consider the economic benefits.

THis is true. if your church is really Opressive, then we retract our offer. If you are simply not wishing to succumb to political pressure, we suggest creating your own nationstate. We can defend you.

Raysia also addresses a formal 'screw you' to the Iron Lords ;)

To: The impotent Raysia
From: The Iron Lords
RE: Screw you message

Your response is exactly what we would expect from a "Christian" nation. Where is turn the other cheek, where is forgiveness. You shame your own religion with your violent and inflammitory response.
Let us remind you that your nation is very small compaired to our own, and we could crush you and your opressive friend with very little effort.
Perhaps you should harken to the words of your own holy book and think of this warning. Jeremiah 26:18. As with Zion and Jerusalem so to with Raysia and The Opressive Church.

Good day.

Why are so many outstanding nations willing to help TERRORISTS! They're killing innocent people! We were even writing a Constitution and were going to become Democratic!

We would appreciate any and all help. The Church is pacafistic, and we're already near Anarchy... Now there's even a rebellion in the nation!

If some of you want to supple DSRO, go ahead... It might as well get as bad as it's going too...

*tag*

The nation of Crownguard fully concurs with the Iron Lords on this affair, let us see if your oppressive faith can stop bullets. :twisted:

If you read everything, you'd realize we're not really an "Oppressive Faith"

But go ahead, crush us on non-existing Oppression...

If you can guarantee us that we will have a foothold in your Arms Manufacturing Industries, the Kingdom of Kimchi Jong Il will gladly help you.

We don't actually need help anymore, we gave in... Read This (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89578)

Hm...a pity you gave in to him.

Read that thread... I'm planning stuff...

The Holy Empire of Pantocratoria will provide any and all needed assistance to stamp out violence against the Church. We also invite the Opressive Church to send a delegate to the Council of the Catholic Church being held in New Rome, Pantocratoria, as we write this letter.

We offer the services of 1000 troops from the Imperial Infantry Legion of New Rome, and are willing to discuss financial support with you further.

Yours in Christ,

ANDREUS I IMP. PANTOCRATORIA

Eh. It's all a lost point.

DROSC is about to be stomped. And crushed. And shaped into a paper airplane and sent flying away...

Yay for Roania!

I officially Declare Roania the saviour of the Catholic Faith from Terrorist orginizations! Roania has made it safe for Christianity around the world, no matter how corrupt or arrogant!

God Bless Roania!

Now, as for those elections...

Bishops quickly hustle to dismantle the democratic system as fast as possible.

Yes. Since I am about to put you under my direct control, those elections would need to be stopped instantly.

:P

I beg your Pardon...? :shock:


There's no reason for you to take control of us! We did nothing wrong... We're the victims of Terrorism!

I beg your Pardon...? :shock:

Just kidding.

Had I really been up to something, the first thing you would have heard of it would be when my soldiers knocked on your door.

Oh okay then... You still have full Military Access to the country, please get rid of DSRO!

ooc: everyone! it the oppressive church! this guy is the best church Rper i've ever seen! :D

The Holy Empire of Pantocratoria will provide any and all needed assistance to stamp out violence against the Church. We also invite the Opressive Church to send a delegate to the Council of the Catholic Church being held in New Rome, Pantocratoria, as we write this letter.

We offer the services of 1000 troops from the Imperial Infantry Legion of New Rome, and are willing to discuss financial support with you further.

Yours in Christ,

ANDREUS I IMP. PANTOCRATORIA

And we will send a Bishop to your Council in New Rome. Would you be willing to open trade and other relations with us? Catholic nations must stick together with those DSRO maniacs running around.

Oh okay then... You still have full Military Access to the country, please get rid of DSRO!

I feel... happy. Your nation is in good hands.

ooc: everyone! it the oppressive church! this guy is the best church Rper i've ever seen! :D

What do you mean by that? Sarcasm? Or do you mean our uncany knack for arrogance, oppression, stupidity, and ignorance?

ooc: everyone! it the oppressive church! this guy is the best church Rper i've ever seen! :D

What do you mean by that? Sarcasm? Or do you mean our uncany knack for arrogance, oppression, stupidity, and ignorance?

No! No sarcasm. In a thread a while ago you were RPing and you really did RP a church well. It was compliment, not a dig.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2019182#2019182

Attention all. The Oppresive Church is now the property of The Most Holy Principality of Roania.

The Ministry of Theology's, specifically.

A new plea to all God Loving Nations:

Roania is mean, and took advantage of our trust! Save us from Roania, then I can be occupied by another country, and ask for help again! And so on!

Sadly, all communications from within TOC have been cut by the HRI Telecommunications Company.

Thank you for calling, have a nice day.

((OOC: HRI=Holy Roanian Inquisition))

*The Imperialz Freedom Squad send a pigeon to TOC leaders*

*The pigeon lands in front of them*

"Hello there! My names Gerald. How can we help?"

"SHOOT THAT PIGEON!" Several sniper bullets fly down and into the pigeon.

*launches a mass communications frenzy, where everybody goes down to the beach, and launches bottles with notes pleaing for help in them*

Just think, in 20 or so years, after those bottles get swept by currents to nations far and wide, we might be liberated!

OOC: Don't bet on it...

I'm not so sure that the demands are so out of line. The tactics are reprehensible. You should consider non-violence and ask for UN roundtable assistance in getting your Nation some needed help.

As Chairman of the Vervun Commonwealth and neutral in the conflict, I would happily serve as an intermideary or mediator in negotiations.

*Secret message sent to TOC leaders, undetectable be Roanian agents*

"We are here to help. We see our allies 'Imperialz' pigeon failed so we come to help liberate you, so tell us what would you have us do?"

*End of message*

To be fair ive had it with religion in a way, Me and my pals were in his house and had been up all night drinking buckfast after going out on the town.

Anyway some religious pushers came to his door so i answered it, listened to some piss about god, then told them i had f--- jesus and his dads ass.

Exact words:- "I bobbied him good, right up his ass"


I beleive in we go some were after life, but this is personal i dont go around trying to persuade people to pray or beleive in a certain god, who is probably a jew, i dont dislike jews, but there not the basis of my country EVER (Britain)

Had this in the other post, same subject same story

The newly formed community of BrewCrew denounced the terrorist acts of the DSRO, however, since we have severe disagreements with the government in place in The Oppresive Church, we support the Most Holy Principality of Roania and their occupation. However, in following with this United Nations, we propose that Democracy be set up in TOC. If Roania oppresses TOC the way they have done to their own people, we will have to intervene.

Our nation is a samll nation, however very militarily advanced. We have a conscription army that dutifuly fights for our rightous causes. Let the people of TOC live in freedon or we will bring our fury down on Roania.

The MSRA hereby supports the Catholic government of ToC and will pledge however many troops it takes to liberate it from the even more oppressive havd of Roania. If necessary, after liberating ToC, we can jointly administer the country until it achieves stability.

While the Automite government is in now way controlled by any religion, over 3/4 of our population follows the word of God, and therefore is quite pleased by the MSRA's intervention. President Hart's approval ratings are soaring now.

Camdean is now officially ignored.

The MSRA hereby supports the Catholic government of ToC and will pledge however many troops it takes to liberate it from the even more oppressive havd of Roania. If necessary, after liberating ToC, we can jointly administer the country until it achieves stability.

While the Automite government is in now way controlled by any religion, over 3/4 of our population follows the word of God, and therefore is quite pleased by the MSRA's intervention. President Hart's approval ratings are soaring now.

Camdean is now officially ignored.

Hahahha i thought it was the funniest thing in real life this year, bible pushing fagg8t american types Ahahahahahahahahahahahha I Loved it and i think the whole street (Posh one at that) was in stitches they have no right if i had my gun i would of made them dance oh yeah Ahahahaha

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2019182#2019182

Attention all. The Oppresive Church is now the property of The Most Holy Principality of Roania.

The Ministry of Theology's, specifically.

This is most distressing. I looked forward to monopolizing TOC's economy. It appears military help is required to turn the situation to my advantage.

Hmm... We shall see, we shall see...

Further attention: Any attempt to remove Roanian Liberators shall result in large portions of the nation in question being removed from the map.

It has just occured to me that my kingdom's population is more than twice the size of Roania's.

In any case, the situation has indeed turned distressing. Perhaps a switching of alliances is necessary. Then again, I was never TOC's ally, just a greedy conglomerate wanting to cash in on events. Still...

OOC: This thread is closed, because you are all guilty of really bad rp.

NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN TOC! NO-ONE! THERE IS NO COMMUNICATION OUTSIDE THE NATION, ALL AMBASSADORS HAVE HAD THEIR LINES CUT, AND NO-ONE IS ALLOWED IN!

Thank you, and god bless.

Whoa Roania, no need to start shouting.

8)

Hahahaha

Bible pushers, pushed thereselves against a wall, thats their final downfall, for ever now the die, thinking they float to Jesus's heaven in the sky. But what about there mistake, not realising that book was a fake, ah well people can do wrong, thats why im writing this cool wee song. :twisted:

OOC: This thread is closed, because you are all guilty of really bad rp.

NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE f--- IS GOING ON IN TOC! NO-ONE! THERE IS NO COMMUNICATION OUTSIDE THE NATION, ALL AMBASSADORS HAVE HAD THEIR LINES CUT, AND NO-ONE IS ALLOWED IN!

Thank you, and god bless.

Just because we don't know what's going on in TOC doesn't mean we can't go in to check. And if we aren't allowed in, then force might become neccessary.

OOC: You know, Roania asked me if I wanted to become un-Annexed, as if nothing ever happened...

Camdean, you are warned for trolling.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
NationStates Forum Moderator

Thank you, Cogitation. TOC, if Roania does, in fact, withdraw from your territory, would you like some outside assistance in stabilizing your country? I promise not to annex or hijack you.

The Observer from SilveryMinnow shouts " JESUS CHRIST! and looks to see who replies.

Camdean is wasting time and space on this thread. I don't care how many allies he has, but I think we should all blast him out of existence.

The citizens of Oz have taken up a donation in your cause, we too are a peaceful Christian Nation(primarily Protestant), we will send this donation to you soon. We also offer to help build you church.

The citizens of Oz have taken up a donation in your cause, we too are a peaceful Christian Nation(primarily Protestant), we will send this donation to you soon. We also offer to help build you church.