Los Angeles Occupies Ventura!
Broadcast on one of the many biased news networks in California.
Los Angeles California has mobilized it's army, moving up the coast, and has occupied Ventura California.
See this map for reference:
http://www.cnn.com/WEATHER/9802/26/clinton.california/california.map.jpg
The Los Angelesian Army has continued up to coast, and is expected to occupy Santa Barbara within the coming hours. The reason for this occupation is unknown, but it may have something to do with the recent PG&E (Pacific Gas and Electric) dump of "harmless" chemicals in the water supply for Los Angeles proper. That, or the fact that Arnold Swazzenegger is now the governor, and sees it neccisary for the larger cities of California to occupy the smaller ones... We're not sure... At 11, see how your Kids are constantly in danger, and many other reports to keep the citizenry in a constant state of FEAR!
Broadcast on the same Biased News Station.
The Army of Los Angeles has now entered the city limits of Santa Barbara. Santa Maria, further up the coast, has suddenly become increasingly worried, as Los Angeles advances further up the 405 Interstate.
Lumpoc, Bakersfield, Santa Maria, San Luis Obisbo. and other smaller cities up the coast are getting increasingly worried. As far north as Monterey, cities are on high alert...
Psh, they should know that they're going to be consumed by the all powerful Los Angeles, with it's massive workforce of Illegal Immigrant Aliens!
Reploid Productions
02-11-2003, 09:52
Broadcast on the same Biased News Station.
The Army of Los Angeles has now entered the city limits of Santa Barbara. Santa Maria, further up the coast, has suddenly become increasingly worried, as Los Angeles advances further up the 405 Interstate.
((OOC: Actually, the 405 runs north to the I-5, which bypasses Ventura and Santa Barbara and stuff, and south into Santa Monica and Long Beach. I believe the freeway you meant is the 101, which runs north through Ventura, Camarillo, Santa Barbara, Santa Maria, etc. :wink: ))
OOC: Aww Nuts... Knew something was wrong in there...
Santa Barbara is under LA control. The Los Angeles Army advances further north up the coast towards Lumpoc. Troops have also been seen heading north along I-5 towards Bakersfeild.
The government of LA has expressed it's complete shock that nations quickly attack and destroy expansionist nations, but yet no one seems to care what happens to California...
Crimmond
02-11-2003, 09:57
OOC: Blame it on the stupid talking heads. ;)
Also, no one I know of except the nation of California and Alaska would care. Well... maybe Menelmacar.
Figures... Wait, there's a nation of California!?
:? Ugh... I knew that... ugh huh....
This is an outrage! We must stop Los Angeles from doing this, annex the city of LA, and give the entire budget of LA to homeless people and gays!
Californian Factions:
San Fransisco is now leading a coalition of cities in CA against LA.
SF Coalition:
All cities within the San Fransisco Bay Area
Monterey
Santa Cruz
Santa Maria
Lompoc
Santa Rosa
Cities Allied, or Occupied by LA
Las Angeles
Anihiem
San Bernadino
Laguna Beach
Long Beach
Malibu
Santa Ana
Santa Monica
Pasadena
Ventura (Occupied)
Bakersfield (Occupied)
The Resi Corporation
02-11-2003, 10:32
OOC: Aww Nuts... Knew something was wrong in there...
Santa Barbara is under LA control. The Los Angeles Army advances further north up the coast towards Lumpoc. Troops have also been seen heading north along I-5 towards Bakersfeild.
The government of LA has expressed it's complete shock that nations quickly attack and destroy expansionist nations, but yet no one seems to care what happens to California...((OOC: I don't think so. There's a nation called "Santa Barbara" already, and its a January nation. You'd have to put up a hell of a fight to take it over.
OOC: REALLY!? Oh btw, I'm also LA... Just didn't want to swicth. Okay, Santa Barbara is un-occupied... LA occupied Bakersfield instead...
The Resi Corporation
02-11-2003, 10:37
OOC: REALLY!? Oh btw, I'm also LA... Just didn't want to swicth. Okay, Santa Barbara is un-occupied... LA occupied Bakersfield instead...Santa Barbara also owns a lot of land in the area, like Goleta, Santa Monica, Manta Maria, Oxnard, etc.
The player also has Isla Vista and Montecito, but they are seperate nations.
Can I send an Army to help? I wanna work on my RPing.
Penguenia
02-11-2003, 10:42
Santa Barbara best stay untouched, the Emperor of Penguenia wouldn't want to have to lay the smack down for someone invading his birthplace :twisted:
OOC: Okay... well, lets just say this is a differnt universe California for now... Unless the nation Santa Barbara comes and joins in... And yes, you can join, it's only a joke RP anyway, in which I hope to make fun of LA and SF.
IC:
The nightly San Fransisco News comes on. "And the invasions continue... LA is attacking people, they're so mean! They've occupied parts of Southern california, and our SF government has built a coalition to stop them! It's so dramatic, and so sad..." The strangely emotional male reporter breaks down from the sheer shock of it all...
His co-anchor continues. "And in local news, San Fransisco made every other Tuesday, a national Holiday, called 'Recognize the people around us, and their sexual orientation, and their financial situation day'. I can't wait for next Tuesday! Until tomorrow, we're your overly perky, gay, politicaly correct, left wing, libertarian activist achors saying toodles!"
Oh BTW...There's a nation called SanLuisObispo too. About 600 million population. I wouldn't suggest it.