NationStates Jolt Archive

...And now for our headline news. A Baroon faction has taken control of the city of Alteria Foyrg. On the scene is Janet Barcon.

Thanks Dranae. I'm standing outside the walls of Alteria Foyrg and as you can (or can't) see behind me, it isn't pretty. About an hour ago, a Baroon uprising swept across the city. Here's General Cun'n with the details on what happened.

Janet: General what exactly happened here?

Cun'n: Well, it apperently started in front of the armory when a Arkian citizen made a smug remark to the Alterian mofia. They first hog-tied the citizen and then stormed the armory, stealing many experimental weapons. Enough Baroon were sypathetic to their cause to start a rebellion.

Janet: Thanks for that general. The faction captured many hostages and then locked themselves in. Neonian forces have not been able to break in as of yet. We'll have more on this as it unfolds. Back to you.

Thanks Janet. And now for the weather...

Nukia would be willing to extend aid in your time of; oh how should I say this; need 8) *Gives an evil chuckle before quickly putting on a cincere smile*

You sound very innocent.

C'mon, wadya say? A few troops and food to feed the hungry. It would be ... helpful. For you of course... *his eyes get a glassey sheen* Yes you. Not me. Not at all for the furtherment of my career as an ambasador. *he all of a sudden fazes back into reality* What! Where were we?

Problems in Neo Moon just as tensions grow between them and TNABO. Hmm. :?:

What are you suggesting?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

*his collegue, Ambasador Dar-Arkmanianos, fights back a hysterical laughing fit. Ambasador La-Narmodos attempts to draw attention away from Dar-Ark*

Well how many of you watch Arkonian Pit Viper wrestling? What a sport. You know over 90% of all athletes who try this sport will eventually swell to the size of a hot air balloon. HEY! Is anyone listening to me?!?

You know, Arkonia has a point. Pit Viper wrestling is a blast.

Oh yea. He also might be right about NM being kinda suspicious.

Don't make me let in the press.

Why don't we just go back to Nukias first plan. You give me money and we all stay happy. Yes?

Fine. How much do you need? Need mind you.

Oh. 212 billion should cover it.

Sucker... OH did I say that out loud? I mean 209 billion. Yeah.

*again he calls Nukia's ambassador a sucker. Only this time not out loud*

Great the check will be coming in the mail in 8 weeks.

*again, an evil chuckle followed by a cincere smile undermines his seemingly innocent statement*

Scientificai will donate 107 billion to your cause. (we would donate more but our budget's a little tight this year)

As for Neo Moon, we will not donate more money to you and we will expect you to pay us back after this is all over. I don't just give my money away to people. You can repay us by giving us military support in stopping some enemies of mine. Send about 50 million troops to my region and you will have your money.

*eiSaeenhtorifothikae woilu donhaitor Q`107.oo tor'aeu' i'Yaeohri kau'is'
(wuee wuhdo donhaitor miohri buhtor uori bujaehtor E'eiS y luitorlu toraetor thoih'is i'Yaeeri)

Ah'is fothouri Nheou Mi'aeu'nh; wuee woilu nhotor donhaitor miori mionhe tor'aeu' i'Yae'aeu ynh wuee woilu ekspaekator i'Yae'aeu tor'aeu paa' hu'is' buakae afothtori thoi'is i'is ohlu ouvoiri.