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A scientist sat in a secret labratory miles below ground. In a contained enviroment he sent one million troops from a new nation to take on and conquer a computer-generated nation with a poulation of 1 billion, in another try, he n00ked them with 450723942938741 nookz.

"Interesting, Interesting..." He muttered to himself.

The results were always the same.

So he began to type up a thesis.

Evidence that godmodding causes forum crashes.

In a contained enviroment so as not to affect the NSverse, I have delibriatley godmodded to examine the results, it is always the same.

When godmodding, a vessel attempts to enter into the highly unstable matrix of the godmodding realm, where the laws of physics, common sense, grammar, spelling, and punctuation, cease to exist.

Though it is entirely possible to achieve this speed, since most nations leave there "Ignore Cannons" on automatic, the crossover automatically triggers a massive ignore, the sheer energy from the blasts causes an unstable reaction within the forum level.

It is my belief that when RPing that the attempt to cross these levels, creates a rift that prevents interaction between nations, IE forum crashes.

Signed,
Doctor Otto Octavious.

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In the words of The Evil Overlord:

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

His Omniferocity is reportedly "amused".

You get a gold star, one thousand special dispensation points, and get to go to the head of the line on Judgement Day.

That is all.

Sweet the Evil Overlord himself has laughed at the Thesis!

Nathan Lamb, cheif advisor to the Praetor of the Drakonian Imperium and temporarily the man running that great nation looked over the thesis. There was a second of silence as he thought it over. "Damn n00bs," he said finally.

Priceless hilarity ensues.....

Lol. :lol: (+1)

:lol: The answer has been made so clear to us!

OOC:

We would like to know if there is a correlation between forum crashes and people's heads exploding.

To Dr. Otto:

The Republic of Tiburon is interested in such research, seeing as we are currently testing Mobile Suits for such purposes. We would sincerely like your help, since we have found that space-based and magic-based entities occupy a mark closer to the godmod threshold, seeing as many times such entities are sent spiraling out of control by idiots who don't know how to draw the line between the godmod matrix and the NSVerse. This threatens not only national security but also international common sense.

Sincerely,
Nova Starfighter
President of the Republic of Tiburon

OOC: LMAO!!!!

Too:Tiburon

My research will go over the stats that you provide; I will work within the best of my ability to determine if it crosses over into the Godmodding Matrix.

Sincereley,
Dr. Otto Octavious

Emperor Gorrm looks over the research findings, and begins salivating. He turns to the Chief Engineer Jouuha and his chief aide Advisor Bosska, and licks his chops.

"Is this enough reason to begin squashing some of the prattling war-monger nations?"

Bosska looks at the info over Gorrm's shoulder. "Perhaps. Perhaps. Let's see what the future holds."

Jouuha perks up. "Future? The future holds my latest creation! Please look over these notes and schematics......."

*Camera zooms back, showing a closed door. Maniacal laughter can be heard*


"Mwah ha ha ha ha"

(You asked for a corrolary to your findings..here you go :twisted: )


*A noted scientist of Crownguard, responding to said results*


The notion of these quote un-quote, "noobs" is rubbish, a leading scientist claims. In the NSverse, no plausible explanation can be found for all these "nookz". Having trouble understanding the enigma of the noob language, we are currently in the process of decoding their mannerisms of speech. We have brought in test subject #SR-23 to comment on decoding noobish lingo. We hope that by doing so, we will discover the means by which they find these "nookz" and annhilate their homeworld.

The following is a prepared sample of the lingo of the noob:

"Hi! I'm Demonfyre! I like movies and cartoons and swallowing thumbtacks. I hate stupid people. The FIRE FIEND will burn everything up! Got N E warez?!"

As can be seen in this exhibit, the subject refers to "stupid people". That is to say, the definition of this being very broad, we enquired furthur, classifying stupidity according to the subjects intellect. We believe that the intelligence concerned is inversely porportional to the relative capacity to spell. Observe conversation between two additional subjects:


laryflynn: Dewd jump into teh beam

tr0n99981: fuk u u jump in the beem!!

Subject SR-23: I'z the shizzle, dizzle. Me r0xorz!! Br1ng it you j00 n00bs!



The relative scope of capacity of mouth to spew garbage plays an additional factor.

SR-23: I am going to kill all j00s, watch my l77et skills as I 0wnage your bases are belong to us. My nookz are #1, yo.

We are preparing a tentative dictionary and notebook concerning this phenomenon and will try to keep you posted.

-Crownguard




(would like to thank solidsharkey.com for some of the text...if you get pissed..Ill eat your babies)

(You asked for a corrolary to your findings..here you go :twisted: )


*A noted scientist of Crownguard, responding to said results*


The notion of these quote un-quote, "noobs" is rubbish, a leading scientist claims. In the NSverse, no plausible explanation can be found for all these "nookz". Having trouble understanding the enigma of the noob language, we are currently in the process of decoding their mannerisms of speech. We have brought in test subject #SR-23 to comment on decoding noobish lingo. We hope that by doing so, we will discover the means by which they find these "nookz" and annhilate their homeworld.

The following is a prepared sample of the lingo of the noob:

"Hi! I'm Demonfyre! I like movies and cartoons and swallowing thumbtacks. I hate stupid people. The FIRE FIEND will burn everything up! Got N E warez?!"

As can be seen in this exhibit, the subject refers to "stupid people". That is to say, the definition of this being very broad, we enquired furthur, classifying stupidity according to the subjects intellect. We believe that the intelligence concerned is inversely porportional to the relative capacity to spell. Observe conversation between two additional subjects:


laryflynn: Dewd jump into teh beam

tr0n99981: fuk u u jump in the beem!!

Subject SR-23: I'z the shizzle, dizzle. Me r0xorz!! Br1ng it you j00 n00bs!



The relative scope of capacity of mouth to spew garbage plays an additional factor.

SR-23: I am going to kill all j00s, watch my l77et skills as I 0wnage your bases are belong to us. My nookz are #1, yo.

We are preparing a tentative dictionary and notebook concerning this phenomenon and will try to keep you posted.

-Crownguard




(would like to thank solidsharkey.com for some of the text...if you get pissed..Ill eat your babies)Off topic, but; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! TAKE FLAMAZON! YARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!

(You asked for a corrolary to your findings..here you go :twisted: )


*A noted scientist of Crownguard, responding to said results*


The notion of these quote un-quote, "noobs" is rubbish, a leading scientist claims. In the NSverse, no plausible explanation can be found for all these "nookz". Having trouble understanding the enigma of the noob language, we are currently in the process of decoding their mannerisms of speech. We have brought in test subject #SR-23 to comment on decoding noobish lingo. We hope that by doing so, we will discover the means by which they find these "nookz" and annhilate their homeworld.

The following is a prepared sample of the lingo of the noob:

"Hi! I'm Demonfyre! I like movies and cartoons and swallowing thumbtacks. I hate stupid people. The FIRE FIEND will burn everything up! Got N E warez?!"

As can be seen in this exhibit, the subject refers to "stupid people". That is to say, the definition of this being very broad, we enquired furthur, classifying stupidity according to the subjects intellect. We believe that the intelligence concerned is inversely porportional to the relative capacity to spell. Observe conversation between two additional subjects:


laryflynn: Dewd jump into teh beam

tr0n99981: fuk u u jump in the beem!!

Subject SR-23: I'z the shizzle, dizzle. Me r0xorz!! Br1ng it you j00 n00bs!



The relative scope of capacity of mouth to spew garbage plays an additional factor.

SR-23: I am going to kill all j00s, watch my l77et skills as I 0wnage your bases are belong to us. My nookz are #1, yo.

We are preparing a tentative dictionary and notebook concerning this phenomenon and will try to keep you posted.

-Crownguard




(would like to thank solidsharkey.com for some of the text...if you get pissed..Ill eat your babies)Off topic, but; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! TAKE FLAMAZON! YARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!

(You asked for a corrolary to your findings..here you go :twisted: )


*A noted scientist of Crownguard, responding to said results*


The notion of these quote un-quote, "noobs" is rubbish, a leading scientist claims. In the NSverse, no plausible explanation can be found for all these "nookz". Having trouble understanding the enigma of the noob language, we are currently in the process of decoding their mannerisms of speech. We have brought in test subject #SR-23 to comment on decoding noobish lingo. We hope that by doing so, we will discover the means by which they find these "nookz" and annhilate their homeworld.

The following is a prepared sample of the lingo of the noob:

"Hi! I'm Demonfyre! I like movies and cartoons and swallowing thumbtacks. I hate stupid people. The FIRE FIEND will burn everything up! Got N E warez?!"

As can be seen in this exhibit, the subject refers to "stupid people". That is to say, the definition of this being very broad, we enquired furthur, classifying stupidity according to the subjects intellect. We believe that the intelligence concerned is inversely porportional to the relative capacity to spell. Observe conversation between two additional subjects:


laryflynn: Dewd jump into teh beam

tr0n99981: fuk u u jump in the beem!!

Subject SR-23: I'z the shizzle, dizzle. Me r0xorz!! Br1ng it you j00 n00bs!



The relative scope of capacity of mouth to spew garbage plays an additional factor.

SR-23: I am going to kill all j00s, watch my l77et skills as I 0wnage your bases are belong to us. My nookz are #1, yo.

We are preparing a tentative dictionary and notebook concerning this phenomenon and will try to keep you posted.

-Crownguard




(would like to thank solidsharkey.com for some of the text...if you get pissed..Ill eat your babies)Off topic, but; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! TAKE FLAMAZON! YARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!

OOC: She seems to be involved with a certain emissary from another nation.......

OOC: She seems to be involved with a certain emissary from another nation.......Probably me you're thinking of. I should have never involved myself in that RP; it went waaaayyyyy too far.

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Tag, oh god that's great! Now I have to explain to the rest of the office why I'm chuckling. heh

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OOC yes but....


CONTINUE WITH THE DIPLOMACY THREAD.....gah. With that, I bid you adieu.

OOC yes but....


CONTINUE WITH THE DIPLOMACY THREAD.....gah. With that, I bid you adieu.


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And the lord said.....bump...it it was a good bump.

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And finally, after a two week slumber, the Lord Said...BIMP..but he meant bump, which is why the Lord is still a mystery to this day.

in our own national labratories we have made what appears to be a slightly contrary observation. we are checking now to determine if this appearant contraryness is merely a matter of perspective.
our preliminary conclusion is that godmoding without either advanced magic or tecnology is more likely to crash suspension of disbelief then with.
if others have observed some source of anomaly in our observations we would welcome their colaborative documantation.
it is quite possible that our observations are biased however as there is a widespread national distaste for what is popularly refered to as mundaneness.
this phenomina identified as mundaneness is typified by gratuitous conflict involving conventional lethal force such as balistic fire arms and cumbersomly military hardware appearantly capable only of havoc, destruction and big holes in the ground full of unhappy dead people.
whatever shield protects our own lands and those of our neighbors and allies we are eternaly greatful for its continued existence

(some of us would like to rollplay the achieving and maintaining of interesting and gratifying sustainability, whithout the distortions of emotional attatchment to familiarly arbitarary idiological assumptions, and the kind of ultimately circular economic 'logic' inhierently discoupled from natural environmental reality. at least it is our dearist wish that carlemnaria is not totaly isolated in this reguard. we sincerely hope there are others who will recognize that a post petrolium, post monetary and post waring states future is very much other then godmoding and sincerely hope for finding many others to participate with in such a context)

our lab staff is at this moment falling asleep on their feet and sincerely hope to have not included statements too incredibly silly as a resault in this report

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There are no godmoders in NationStates! Never! I am not afraid of the drunken junkies of Tersanctus, or their lapdogs in Crownguard and Carlemnaria, and neither should you be! Our country is safe, protected. If they come, they shall surrender, or be burned in their tanks, because Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid, ... and they are condemned. God will roast these infidels' stomachs in hell at the hands of our heroic people!

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/_39061593_min-ap-203body.jpg

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There are no godmoders in NationStates! Never! I am not afraid of the drunken junkies of Tersanctus, or their lapdogs in Crownguard and Carlemnaria, and neither should you be! Our country is safe, protected. If they come, they shall surrender, or be burned in their tanks, because Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid, ... and they are condemned. God will roast these infidels' stomachs in hell at the hands of our heroic people
I am representing 99.9999999% of NS when I say:SHUT UP YOU F****** IDIOT!!! :evil:

There are no godmoders in NationStates! Never! I am not afraid of the drunken junkies of Tersanctus, or their lapdogs in Crownguard and Carlemnaria, and neither should you be! Our country is safe, protected. If they come, they shall surrender, or be burned in their tanks, because Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid, ... and they are condemned. God will roast these infidels' stomachs in hell at the hands of our heroic people
I am representing 99.9999999% of NS when I say:SHUT UP YOU F****** IDIOT!!! :evil:

Hey Relax, its Funny! I laughed, if you dont know what the Information Minister is all about look up www.welovetheinformationminister.com it should explain where there coming from.

(This has been a cleverly disguised bump)

and bump one mo' tahm!!