NationStates Jolt Archive


Barvaria-Studenland Hires Fancy New York Image Consultant

01-11-2003, 18:13
Barvariaberg, Barvaria-Studenland- After hiring famous New York-based image consultant Dag Haakenrkund, the country has undergone a radical change. Gone are the old party apparaticiks, the huge banners praising the dear leader. They have been replaced with paraphenalia that resembles a liberal Scandanavian Democracy. The old currency, the Electronic Grain Unit, was replaced with the Euro. The Penguin supplanted the Pig as national animal, and the region has moved away from the eastern bloc region of "Defunct Cold War Dictatorships" to the region of "Applefritter".